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3 minutes ago, pinkshark said:

Phark this footy club.

Weak.

Pathetic.

Embarrasing.

Laughing stock.

What else?

Umm...

Shameful

No I just think the terms weak, pathetic, embarrassing, laughing stocks and shameful ought to do it.

[censored] them!

Why don’t you Farrk off ya [censored]

 
3 minutes ago, ignition. said:

The only players worthy of today's paycheck. Salem and Fristch because of their use he foot, and May and Frost down back. Jones also did some good things. The rest rubbish, skills and decisions.

Bit generous with fritz.

 

Maybe a few emails to Simon Goodwi and Josh Mahoney are required to show our disdain for what the coach and the team are serving up.


Think we are due for a re-build. 

4 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

Baker showing why he was delisted from Brisbane without getting a game. Looks a mile off it and has been caught more times than any player I can remember.

Get Gawn off the field. He’s clearly injured so why bother risking making the injury worse!

Baker out can't justify his selection anymore. Time to blood Dunkley.

We just run forward of the ball and dont run the other way 

 

Is Baker really on Zorko? 

Jesus these match ups are laughable. Unless we are tanking. 

Fitness, Fitness, Fitness .

We did the equivalent of an Amateur Div 5 pre-season judging the drop offs mid way through the 3rd qtr and last qtr.

Makes me sick looking at the bench and seeing Misson pretending to give out instructions.

should have gone when the coaches reshuffle took place in the break.

Pathetic weak false culture.


Just now, Jaded said:

Good to see TMac’s form has improved. Not.

Great to hear him pregame saying hes turned a corner.

Why are they booing May?

Trade out Viney, Petracca and Brayshaw. Try get 5 top 20 picks. Time to start again. 


1 minute ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Why are they booing May?

He pushed Stef Martin into goal post few seasons ago 

Umpires taking the [censored] now.


That'll do donkey. That'll do.

 

What an embarrassment this team is

 

 
3 minutes ago, olisik said:

Trade out Viney, Petracca and Brayshaw. Try get 5 top 20 picks. Time to start again. 

 

3 minutes ago, olisik said:

Trade out Viney, Petracca and Brayshaw. Try get 5 top 20 picks. Time to start again. 

Sound extreme but where going no where. Injuries have been a convenient excuse we are simply no good


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