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Jones - always looked likely

Viney - determination belied value

Gawn - dominated without completion

Stretch - made little impressionĀ 

O. McDonald - embarrassing and costly

T. McDonald - not on field

Frost - valuable and safe

Smith - had some valueĀ 

Hibberd - unfit and unsure

Baker - calm and composed

Hunt - didnā€™t take chances

Oliver - lost his way

Brayshaw - only a shadow

Harmes - failed to impose

Spargo - shaking my head

Weideman - unsighted before miss

Petracca - enigmatic and disappointingĀ 

Kennedy-Harris - an impressive returnĀ 

Fritsch - seasonā€™s best game

Garlett - just a cameo

Wagner - was rarely noticedĀ 

Hannan - will be better

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    TMac and OMac - missed the plane.Ā 

    Garlett - squibbed the contest

    Kicking coach - Centrelink queue awaits

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    Melbourne-not one matchwinner

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    Season is over, so for the love of god, give TMac the rest he so clearly needs. OMac is no good, but leave him in unless May/Lever are 100% ready to go.

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    8 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Jones - always looked likely

    Viney - determination belied value

    Gawn - dominated without completion

    Stretch - made little impressionĀ 

    O. McDonald - embarrassing and costly

    T. McDonald - not on field

    Frost - valuable and safe

    Smith - had some valueĀ 

    Hibberd - unfit and unsure

    Baker - calm and composed

    Hunt - didnā€™t take chances

    Oliver - lost his way

    Brayshaw - only a shadow

    Harmes - failed to impose

    Spargo - shaking my head

    Weideman - unsighted before miss

    Petracca - enigmatic and disappointingĀ 

    Kennedy-Harris - an impressive returnĀ 

    Fritsch - seasonā€™s best game

    Garlett - just a cameo

    Wagner - was rarely noticedĀ 

    Hannan - will be better

    Hey Joeboy. Don't let your emotions cloud your judgement. Oliver lost his way did he? Specsavers await you.

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    1 minute ago, Forest Demon said:

    Season is over, so for the love of god, give TMac the rest he so clearly needs. OMac is no good, but leave him in unless May/Lever are 100% ready to go.

    O Mac ???

    Spargo ???

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    12 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Jones - always looked likely

    Viney - determination belied value

    Gawn - dominated without completion

    Stretch - made little impressionĀ 

    O. McDonald - embarrassing and costly

    T. McDonald - not on field

    Frost - valuable and safe

    Smith - had some valueĀ 

    Hibberd - unfit and unsure

    Baker - calm and composed

    Hunt - didnā€™t take chances

    Oliver - lost his way

    Brayshaw - only a shadow

    Harmes - failed to impose

    Spargo - shaking my head

    Weideman - unsighted before miss

    Petracca - enigmatic and disappointingĀ 

    Kennedy-Harris - an impressive returnĀ 

    Fritsch - seasonā€™s best game

    Garlett - just a cameo

    Wagner - was rarely noticedĀ 

    Hannan - will be better

    I thought Fritsch along with Stretch, and Spargo our worst.

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    Just now, Sorry kids said:

    I thought Fritsch along with Stretch, and Spargo our worst.

    Fritsch ainā€™t a defender. He is wing or HF .

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    Ins. Salem. Hore. Ā Lever. May.Ā 

    Outs. Ā tmcd Omcd Jkh SpargoĀ 

    Hibberd. May. Ā Hore

    Salem Ā  Frost Ā  Jwagner

    Stretch Ā Viney BrayshawĀ 

    hannan Weid Ā PetraccaĀ 

    garlett TSmith FritschĀ 

    gawn Harmes oliver

    hunt jones baker leverĀ 

    Ā 

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    Marty- Don't be injured!

    Salem- Don't be sick!

    MFC- Stop missing goals!

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    Canā€™t kick goals

    end of story

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    3 word??

    I'VE LOST INTEREST

    PLAYERS DON'T CARE

    WHO COACHES GOALKICKING?

    COACHES NO IDEA

    PLAY MORE GOLF

    I'VE LOST INTEREST

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    1 hour ago, joeboy said:

    Harmes - failed to impose

    Must be kiddingĀ 

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    Cheers Joeboy!!! keep up the good work. Our take ringside with slightly tinted glasses.

    Post- game thread - for masochists only

    Jones - deserves club record

    Viney - determination belied value

    Gawn - stellar season continues

    Stretch - made little impressionĀ 

    O. McDonald - no comment ropeable

    T. McDonald - missing in action

    Frost -Ā  athletic goal keeperĀ 

    Smith - Ā compass unfortunately awry

    Hibberd -Ā  needed scratch match

    Baker - calm and composed

    Hunt - pedometer on speed

    Oliver - first half dynamo

    Brayshaw - field kicking mule

    Harmes -Ā  out of gas

    Spargo - better performance tonight

    Weideman - We rate him

    Petracca - fair objective assessment?

    Kennedy-Harris -Ā  run will improve

    Fritsch - lace out laser

    Garlett - group think pinupĀ 

    Wagner - lacks disposal polish

    Hannan - rushed back early

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    3 hours ago, Bobby McKenzie said:

    Hey Joeboy. Don't let your emotions cloud your judgement. Oliver lost his way did he? Specsavers await you.

    I agree, Oliver was one of our best

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    4 hours ago, Biggles said:

    JKH impressive? Turnovers and clangers. A few tackles the only redeeming feature.

    JKH never wins a one on one contest. When he could of cleared the footy from the back pocket he looses his feet & they score an easy goal. He lacks composure he is VFL standard not Ā AFL.

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    5 hours ago, RalphiusMaximus said:

    Oliver - Can't Handle TagĀ 

    Not for long

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    Some tough calls here. We dominated this game...except in the goal kicking. What was it... 5 set shot missesĀ Ā in the last? 3 in the last 5 mins? FML

    But, massive disappointment aside,Ā  IĀ  thought we were mostly really good ( discounting the macs)Ā Ā Better ball movement and great set ups into the Fwd 50. Best all year. Reckon we badly need fritsch in the fwd half as hes one of the only one that can kick for goal reliably.Ā 

    We're all going to sleep better when Lever and May return and when Oscar is playingĀ for Casey at theĀ level he belongs in.Ā 

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    8 hours ago, picket fence said:

    3 word??

    I'VE LOST INTEREST

    PLAYERS DON'T CARE

    WHO COACHES GOALKICKING?

    COACHES NO IDEA

    PLAY MORE GOLF

    I'VE LOST INTEREST

    CANā€™T HIT TARGETS

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    12 hours ago, picket fence said:

    3 word??

    I'VE LOST INTEREST

    PLAYERS DON'T CARE

    WHO COACHES GOALKICKING?

    COACHES NO IDEA

    PLAY MORE GOLF

    I'VE LOST INTEREST

    Picket, I reluctantly have to agree in fact I have writtwn a new club song which is more appropriate to our current situation. Coincidentally the original, She Loves YouĀ  was written by the BeatlesĀ  about the same time Melbourne enjoyed any real successĀ Ā 

    Theyā€™ve lost another game, the eighthĀ one for the year.

    Thereā€™s nothing left to do, but to have another beer.

    Because theyā€™re lazy and they do not give a stuff .Yeah Yeah Yeah

    Theyā€™re lazy and they donā€™t try hard enough Yeah

    Theyā€™re lazy, Yeah Yeah Yeah, Theyā€™re lazy Yeah Yeah Yeah

    And when they play like that they really make me sad.

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    I caught up with the coach at the front of the team bus

    I yelled out from the street, Apologize to us,

    He said youā€™re crazy, youā€™re just another fan Yeah Yeah Yeah

    Weā€™re not lazy Iā€™ve got a new team plan Yeah

    I cried Iā€™m crazy Yeah Yeah Yeah Iā€™m crazy Yeah Yeah Yeah

    Because a club like this has finally sent me mad

    Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

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