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For any locals who can make it I’m interested to know if Petracca and Kolo are in the main group after some minor issues in recent weeks?

Have Oliver and Viney joined in?

Whose still in the rehab group?

For anyone attending today, an update on Aaron Davey’s role for the camp would be appreciated. Looking forward to the reports.

 

First time poster. Just joined today. I’m not there today but my brother moved from Melb to QLD 5 years and loves the Dees. He is at training today.

May has a tight hammy and walking laps. The Weid is clunking some very good marks apparently. I’ll keep them coming. 

Welcome aboard Nelo!


Thanks.

About a dozen in rehab group including Oliver, Viney, lever. 

May’s hammy not too bad. Starting a practice game now. 

Who let the ‘Pig’ out? Very funny by Hibbo.

 

Love it!  We should unleash it at the G on a Saturday arvo!

Massive turn out, very impressive. 


Standouts were Jetta, doesn’t miss a tackle and evading skills were impressive. JKH was actually really good, closing fast and hitting targets. Petracca just a bull. Preuss has the strength but lacks the endurance and repeat efforts at this stage. Tmac looking good for another big year. Maynard’s hands are really clean and fast inside. ANB and Salem both looked really sharp and agile. 

49 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Welcome Back Flash

 

Uh oh, JKH in trouble with that footwear get up!


2 hours ago, Deeoldfart said:

Love it!  We should unleash it at the G on a Saturday arvo!

A Demon haka! I,love it! Let’s strike fear into the opposition! ?

1 hour ago, CBDees said:

A Demon haka! I,love it! Let’s strike fear into the opposition! ?

They have been doing this at every session since start of pre season, the more ridiculous the better, Hibbo's a close second to Nibbler's

3 hours ago, Demonland said:

 

I understand how others could enjoy that but importing another piece of American culture into our game makes me cringe a bit

3 minutes ago, FarNorthernD said:

I understand how others could enjoy that but importing another piece of American culture into our game makes me cringe a bit

It is a bit, however, some clubs complain about having too many introverts. 

There's a growing confidence I like.


27 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

They have been doing this at every session since start of pre season, the more ridiculous the better, Hibbo's a close second to Nibbler's

Any more info re Nibbler's?

4 hours ago, Demonland said:

 

 

22 minutes ago, FarNorthernD said:

I understand how others could enjoy that but importing another piece of American culture into our game makes me cringe a bit

 

17 minutes ago, ProDee said:

It is a bit, however, some clubs complain about having too many introverts. 

There's a growing confidence I like.

Is it a piece of American culture?

Whatever it is, I know it's nothing new.

We were doing the same chant (name of club different of course) about 20/30 years back... 

If it's being imported, it was imported long ago.

 
21 minutes ago, Demonland said:

No other reports?

Since it's show and tell: I actually got let off by a friendly parking inspector yesterday

Sorry Andy, I know that will [censored] you orff for being off topic.  But it's a true story.

4 hours ago, Nelo said:

Standouts were Jetta, doesn’t miss a tackle and evading skills were impressive. JKH was actually really good, closing fast and hitting targets. Petracca just a bull. Preuss has the strength but lacks the endurance and repeat efforts at this stage. Tmac looking good for another big year. Maynard’s hands are really clean and fast inside. ANB and Salem both looked really sharp and agile. 

JKH was in the rehab group, along with spargo and KK. It may have been Toby Bedford he was watching.

Trac was in the main group but Oliver, Viney and Jones were also in rehab.


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