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3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Who may be a Dees fan according to The Age. 

Or is married to one more likely.

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    Apparently, her little kids joined the warm up, sounds like a blast. 

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    5 minutes ago, Demonland said:

     

    Good god.... Yeap that’s how it started, yet I was Melbs gun player.

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    Bernie is coming out of retirement for one day only!

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    Dare say one of the more attractive Dees fan I have seen.

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    1 hour ago, Win4theAges said:

    Thats when you know your clubs a big deal these days, taking photos with Hollywood A Listers.

    Would not have known who she was if I fell over her! What is she famous for?

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    37 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Academy Award Winner for Best Actress in Black Swan and being Luke Skywalker's mother.

    Now you've completely thrown him.

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    1 hour ago, picket fence said:

    Would not have known who she was if I fell over her! What is she famous for?

    Movie star. Won the Oscar a few years ago for Black Swan.

    She would be in the top 3-4 female movie stars on the planet.

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    13 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm with you picket - never heard of her.

    And fortunately BBO, Natalie has never heard of you or the Manor. 

     

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    15 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Kudos to whoever orchestrated Portmania at the MFC.

     

    Haha imagine if she visited the one day Jakovich made an appearance. Nobody would care about her.

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    1 hour ago, picket fence said:

    Would not have known who she was if I fell over her! What is she famous for?

    Yep I am the same. Never heard of her.  Can give me my avatar over her any day.

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    24 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Movie star. Won the Oscar a few years ago for Black Swan.

    She would be in the top 3-4 female movie stars on the planet.

    Sorry Redleg havent heard of the movie Black Swan and I go to plenty of Flicks at the Cameo Belgrave, Top 4 Actresses on the planet. Seriously?

    Judie Dench  Angelina Jolie. Charlize Theron. Julia Roberts. Cameron Diaz Dakota Fanning, Helen Mirren, Daryl Hannah, Jamie Lee Curtis

    is she better than any of these?? I would sincerely doubt it !

     

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    Please keep Hollywood degenerates away from our training.

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    49 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm with you picket - never heard of her.

    Not in your video library, BBO?

    Shocked.

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    If you have not heard of her, rent Black Swan and fast forward to the good bit.

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    Can’t wait till Yoda turns up

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