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4 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Is that Clint Stanaway? 

That is a bloody good get!

 

Tongue in cheek until you've arrived

 
On 10/20/2018 at 4:33 PM, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

So Vs the Hawks:

"Dougy to Chuck, intercepted by Scully who has Chunks all over him as he lies there on the ground"

Absolute Gold, Rod

On 10/20/2018 at 9:19 PM, Tram 74 said:

Preuss has to be Tank

initials BP

BP= Petrol

He is 206 and 115 kg

= Tank

Don't let Brock McLean hear that, Tram .... we could be fined another half million.

On 10/21/2018 at 7:58 AM, Dee Zephyr said:

At a couple of kids clinics this year I’ve heard the players call Salem ‘Salo’ Or ‘Say-Lo’. 

Better than poor old Broooce,  'Sahhleeem'

  • 3 weeks later...

Official nicknames for the new draftees that I have chosen -

Tom Sparrow  -     Squawker

James Jordan   -    JJ

Aaron Nietschke  -  The Philosopher

Marty Hore   -     Filthy

Toby Bedford    -      Uncle

 

Can one of the training attendess please pass this list on to the players for official use.  Thanks.

 


Surely Aaron Nietshcke has to be Dr. Phil.

We need to refill our quota of offensive nicknames now Cam Pedersen is gone.

3 hours ago, Petraccattack said:

Official nicknames for the new draftees that I have chosen -

Tom Sparrow  -     Squawker

James Jordan   -    JJ

Aaron Nietschke  -  The Philosopher

Marty Hore   -     Filthy

Toby Bedford    -      Uncle

 

Can one of the training attendess please pass this list on to the players for official use.  Thanks.

 

I played local footy with a block nicknamed Filthy, he didn’t get it for quite the same analogy though.

 
2 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Surely Aaron Nietshcke has to be Dr. Phil.

We need to refill our quota of offensive nicknames now Cam Pedersen is gone.

simply, Johann_


Tom Sparrow (sparro's)  -  Dawn.

Edited by DV8

2 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

Surely Aaron Nietshcke has to be Dr. Phil.

We need to refill our quota of offensive nicknames now Cam Pedersen is gone.

Surely we have to bring Neita back.

Sparrow = Fart

Tom "Jack" Sparrow, James "Air" Jordan, Aaron "Jack" Nitzsche, Marty "Two Buck" Hore, and Toby "Wheels" Bedford.
 


On 11/23/2018 at 5:17 PM, Petraccattack said:

Official nicknames for the new draftees that I have chosen -

Tom Sparrow  -     Squawker

James Jordan   -    JJ

Aaron Nietschke  -  The Philosopher

Marty Hore   -     Filthy

Toby Bedford    -      Uncle

 

Can one of the training attendess please pass this list on to the players for official use.  Thanks.

 

Aaron Nietschke   - Friedrich

Wouldn’t it be more appropriate for Gawn to have the nickname Chuck, rather the Spargo? 

On 11/23/2018 at 5:17 PM, Petraccattack said:

Official nicknames for the new draftees that I have chosen -

Tom Sparrow  -     Squawker

James Jordan   -    JJ

Aaron Nietschke  -  The Philosopher

Marty Hore   -     Filthy

Toby Bedford    -      Uncle

 

Can one of the training attendess please pass this list on to the players for official use.  Thanks.

 

Tom sparrow =  Tweedy

James Jordan= mic

Aaron Nietschke= Doc (Dr death )(Dr Philip nitschke)

Marty Hore = loose 

Toby Bedford = old timer 

  • 2 weeks later...
On 10/20/2018 at 4:54 PM, P-man said:

Fritsch: Fritta, Bayls

Fritsch : Fearless Fly

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