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The Other Preliminary Final

Diamond_Jim
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2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Hamkle.

My ex wife had hamkles. 

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    Just now, monoccular said:

    As I  said....pathetic knee jerk reaction.

    After all, Lyons “shrewd tactic”backfired on him  

     

    A La the rushed behind deliberate rule, and the below the knees rule

    AFL not good at anticipating the unintended consequences 

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    Just now, monoccular said:

    Why somewhere as “civilized “ as Texas.  Why not Baghdad or Kabul or Aleppo?

    Have watched a soccer game in Baghdad. Can confirm the locals would explode watching an AFL game. 

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    There's a part of me which - if we win tomorrow - fears the E Coli Wobblers more than the Tigers. They gave us a bath on Queens Birthday and that man Cox looks onimous ( sic ), too onimous for my liking...

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    Just now, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

    Tigers are coming...

    Not listening, but is Brooose too?

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    3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Have watched a soccer game in Baghdad. Can confirm the locals would explode watching an AFL game. 

    Imagine Bruce..... "Durka, Durka, durrrrrrrrka"!

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    The pies are playing above themselves tonight, hard to do that 2 weeks in a row as it takes a lot out of the team mentally and physically.  We have been consistent for the last 4 games.

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    Don't think it's just the Tigers that are coming, coming, coming in that commentary box!

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    Riewoldt has been phenomenal. 

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    Pies going cold? 

    20 hours of extra time would be good. 

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    Pretty soft high free for that goal.

    21 points the difference.

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    I’m really torn with whom I want to win, I suppose I’m pretty impartial. But to see CollIngwood lose after being 53 points up would be pretty satisfying. 

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    2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I’m really torn with whom I want to win, I suppose I’m pretty impartial. But to see CollIngwood lose after being 53 points up would be pretty satisfying. 

    And it'll take a fair bit out of the Tiges you'd imagine. 

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    "Cox, Cox, Cox"! Is Bruce auditioning for a commentary gig at next year's Mardi Gras? 

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    Was getting excited at 21 points at the prospect of Collingwood losing from 53 points up, but then reality hit and the game's over now.

    A satisfying way to watch Richmond's hubris come crashing down, but I still cannot stand the concept of the 2018 Collingwood being in the Grand Final. It just feels wrong.

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