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[censored] umpiring again this week and I'll personally jump on a plane and knock on Gils door and ask what the [censored] is up if goody doesnt 

 

Summary of the 2 teams - Last Round Statistical Comparison

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Note:  The majority of the Docker's players are rookies (sub 50 games) giving the Demons a significant (in theory) on field advantage (5 less rookies), all things being equal.

Top 10 Players Last Round Comparison - Score / Rank*

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* Scores do not account for ruckman's Hit Outs to Advantage.

Team Score Form Comparison (from each team's last encounter allowing for this week's Ins/Outs)

Demons:  62.33   Dockers:  54.32

Weighted Score Form Differential:   Demons +8.01

Pure Stats Predictor:  The Demons by 15 points*

*Does not account for potential umpire bias

A must win.

Some speed back in with Spargo and Jeffy..

Frosty HAS to have an impact.

If we dont win this one, prepare for the pitchforks.

 

And if we start this game with Viney tagging Neale I will spew.


15 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Freo now $9.00 to win at the TAB.

We couldn’t possibly...could we??

Someone is rigging the tote just like the saints game

23 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Freo now $9.00 to win at the TAB.

We couldn’t possibly...could we??

That is ridiculous. 

Dodgy

We are playing against kids, 12 players under 50 games!

 

we will definitely lose this one

 

Women's game before men's. Pic courtesy of Uncle Bitter. I believe they were about to run away from him...

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22 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

That is ridiculous. 

Dodgy

Look at them v port

follow the money 


Freo 12-1 for 1-39, on sportsbet, weird.

11 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bitter has risen in Katherine 

I shall end my perilous outback odyssey in Darwin this afternoon and make a grand entrance at the football this evening 

I expect the team to be inspired by my presence and thrash those Westralians soundly!

Bitterspeak could not have spoken more EMPHATICALLY !!

Well said Uncle!!

2 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

I will miss the bulk of the game. My wife has organised dinner out with an old friend of hers (who, frankly I don't really like ) How can wives be so thoughtless ? My next wife might be better on that score. 

Cheezus just just give her a pleasant reminder of why she married you, excuse yourself with groin soreness and stay home!!

Cant be that hard to do!??

8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Jesus a few of the lads are out having a kick

Shitty pink warm up outfit- fmd!!

no vino I’m on the beams

That's shocking I'd have thought the good denizens of Darwin would be into the bundies


Here we go. Must win.

10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Jesse’s goal kicking is [censored] in the warm up

Too many Beams


Just now, timbo said:

Too many Beams

Ben?

4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Clarrie kicked a couple of bananas though

Just the right number of Bundy cans

1 hour ago, GCDee said:

And if we start this game with Viney tagging Neale I will spew.

I think the correct expression is 'spew up'.

 
8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Clarrie kicked a couple of bananas though

Had he peeled them first?

Bugga. Mid-flight mid-game. Hopefully Dbv airport by half time (when we're trailing by 18 points).


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