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Round 12 Non-MFC

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1 minute ago, DemonOX said:

Ha ha ha ha the cows lost again.ย 

Ha ha ha ha.ย 

That just made myย weekend.ย 

Good news in many waysย 

Interestingly I didnโ€™t really mind the Cows too much until Weirdo Walkerโ€™s appalling outburst when Lever left. ย  ย 

Now they are barely above Druggies, Carlscum, Colonwoid. ย 

1 minute ago, Nasher said:

Thinking of indulging in some salty Crows tears on BigFooty. They honestly have the best melts out of any of the clubs. Puts Dโ€™land to shame!

Did you have two sugars in your tea again?

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Crows are in trouble. Would need to win 8 of the last 10 to make the lower half of the 8.ย  They are not making the top 4, thats for sure.

We broke their spirit.ย  ย ?

4 minutes ago, Nasher said:

Thinking of indulging in some salty Crows tears on BigFooty. They honestly have the best melts out of any of the clubs. Puts Dโ€™land to shame!

Good luck with that they banned me for a little gloating in their โ€˜Deathriding Melbourneโ€™ thread.


11 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Good news in many waysย 

So what is theย draft pick they're giving us this year at now? 2nd Round right or ?ย 29 or so?

Edited by John Demonic

Just now, Goffer said:

Good luck with that they banned me for a little gloating in their โ€˜Deathriding Melbourneโ€™ thread.

I donโ€™t post, just read. Pretty sure my decade old BigFooty account has zero posts against it.ย 

Sadly for them they have no mechanism to ban me. I would love to get in there and wind them up, but nah.

im not one to mock other teams considering where we have been in our past,ย 

however, quietly drinking boutique beer from Forrest and revelling inย schadenfreude,ย nicely pished is lurvely.

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1 minute ago, Nasher said:

I donโ€™t post, just read. Pretty sure my decade old BigFooty account has zero posts against it.ย 

Sadly for them they have no mechanism to ban me. I would love to get in there and wind them up, but nah.

Might be better off, theyโ€™re certainlyย a thin-skinned bunch.


14 minutes ago, Nasher said:

Michael Walters, sheesh. Horrible brainfart. Lucky it didnโ€™t cost them the game.

Walters' reaction was a real snap - I wonder what Kelly said to him?

As Tex was playing injured it is understandable he didn't get much of the footy nor hit the scoreboard.ย  However, it is no reason to not play like a captain.ย  He did very little to inspire or direct his team and he spat the dummy like a child a few times.ย  Poor behaviour and set a poor example.

Crows may have a lot of injuries but they should be embarrassed about that game and loosing to a heap of kids.ย  Freo thoroughly deserved their win.ย  Poor disposal skills but their kids played a terrific game - full of dare.ย 

Edited by Lucifer's Hero

15 minutes ago, John Demonic said:

So what is theย draft pick they're giving us this year at now? 2nd Round right or ?ย 29 or so?

Its closing in on the pick they will get from us lol

Edited by Petraccattack

35 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Good news in many waysย 

Interestingly I didnโ€™t really mind the Cows too much until Weirdo Walkerโ€™s appalling outburst when Lever left. ย  ย 

Now they are barely above Druggies, Carlscum, Colonwoid. ย 

We havenโ€™t played yet and r 4th which is good.ย 

Hopefully we win tomorrow and go to 2nd.ย 

I really do hope we pay the collywobbles back for last yr.ย 

I watched 3/4 of that game, the umpiring in parts was disgraceful. Crows lost a couple of early goals because of it.

ย If the AFL wants to benefit from gambling then punters should be made aware of which teams will be favoured week to week by the umpires.


57 minutes ago, jumbo returns said:

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Honestly, is Jenkins the biggest pretender of all time? 800k a year? Omg

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21 minutes ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

As Tex was playing injured it is understandable he didn't get much of the footy nor hit the scoreboard.ย  However, it is no reason to not play like a captain.ย  He did very little to inspire or direct his team and he spat the dummy like a child a few times.ย  Poor behaviour and set a poor example.

What is it with the Crows and player development...

They do pretty well with defenders (Davis, Talia, Lever, Doedee etc), Mids (Sloane, Danger, Crouch boys)...

...but boy are theย key forwards flakey...Tex, Jane, the other Jane went toย Sydney mmm Tippett.

25 minutes ago, Lucifer's Hero said:

As Tex was playing injured it is understandable he didn't get much of the footy nor hit the scoreboard.ย  However, it is no reason to not play like a captain.ย  He did very little to inspire or direct his team and he spat the dummy like a child a few times.ย  Poor behaviour and set a poor example.

Crows may have a lot of injuries but they should be embarrassed about that game and loosing to a heap of kids.ย  Freo thoroughly deserved their win.ย  Poor disposal skills but their kids played a terrific game - full of dare.ย 

Spitting the dummy is typical of tex and the cry baby attitude when Lever left just sums up the type of person he is ย 

Definatley not captain material imo.ย 

39 minutes ago, John Demonic said:

So what is theย draft pick they're giving us this year at now? 2nd Round right or ?ย 29 or so?

3rd round, currently about pick 42, probably closer to #50 by the time the Academy, F/S and FA comp picks play out.

Hawks v crows next week loser would just about be done, will be great as I hate them both classic win/winย 

2 minutes ago, brendan said:

Hawks v crows next week loser would just about be done, will be great as I hate them both classic win/winย 

Shame they both can't lose....a draw might eff them both up


4 hours ago, dees189227 said:

What did people make of the Hodge heppell collision? A player goes off concussed and people go on a rage about it. All I saw was hodge go for the ball keep running and Heppell was exposed. I never saw Hodge deliberately raise an elbow or set to knock him out. Just one of those footy incidents.ย 

You are right but how many times has Hodge had one of these competitive collisions and never gets injured? While the other player gets carted off. It is amazing, given there is not much of him, he is no Leigh Matthews but he has often been just as lethal (without the behind the play king hits of course).ย 

1 minute ago, jumbo returns said:

Shame they both can't lose....a draw might eff them both up

Hope the Crows can bounce back.ย 

16 minutes ago, DemonOX said:

We havenโ€™t played yet and r 4th which is good.ย 

Hopefully we win tomorrow and go to 2nd.ย 

I really do hope we pay the collywobbles back for last yr.ย 

Firstly I certainly want to kick the daylights out of them, but

Hard to pay anyone back for self inflicted drowning in oneโ€™s own bath water. They ย  only won because they wanted to more than we, who felt it was a given

Time to move on and just do it โœ”๏ธbecause it needs to be doneย 

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8 hours ago, dl4e said:

Barracking for Brisbane and Fremantle today. Don't give freo much hope though.

Neither did I but..

Never mind drinking the bathwater

tomorrow if we lose I'll be considering a immersing myself in mine

if this post has raised issues for you call lifeline or if you would like a quick pick me up max gawns joke line


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