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Welcome Johnnie Walker (we all need you!)

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in Melbourne Demons

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4 minutes ago, jako13 said:

the black i like, and the green and the gold and the platinum... the red'll do in an emergency 

not a fan of the double black and unfortunately never had a crack at the Blue... now i have a reason to get a bottle! :cool:

You do!!

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    5 hours ago, Diamond_Jim said:

    Was thinking the same DC... wonder if each team will get a brand.

    Ruski and Smirnoff self select for GWS and perhaps Port Ellen for Port (does sound like a great drop ... 35 year old malt from the Isle of Islay and a price to match.)

    Of course it's great that we didn't get Tanqueray !!

    If teams are going to be sponsored by their alcoholic drink of choice, Collingwood's sponsor would be somewhat misleading.

    After all Brut aftershave is usually used for an alternative purpose but they could at least use it as an angle to also score a deal with Coca-Cola Amatil.

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    3 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Up from Blue?

    No its considerably cheaper than Blue at about $70 per, but having had both my brother and i both prefer the Green.

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    20 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    so that would be jw blue for the northern standers and jw red for the plebs. dee_luded would be dee_lighted

    I think many on here are missing the point. They are an event sponsor so what is our B&F Award called The Keith “Bluey” Truscott Memorial Trophy.

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    17 hours ago, Eelesie said:

    From the article

    "Johnnie Walker will also be a partner of the AFL’s founding and arguably most prestigious club, the seminal Melbourne Demons  as well as a proud sponsor of Seven’s Friday night’s appointment viewing TV broadcast of the AFL."

    Well, they have covered their bases given that we don't get the chance on a Friday night game!

    But I must say I read this while having a neat green. Tasty.

    I'm going to read something into this story that I probably shouldn't. If JW is going to be a proud sponsor of both the Friday night TV broadcast and of the MFC, does this mean the AFL has given the club and the sponsor an in principle commitment for more Friday night games in 2019?   

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    Johnnie Walker reminds me of vomiting as a teenager.

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    15 minutes ago, Emerald said:

    Johnnie Walker reminds me of vomiting as a teenager.

    Southern Comfort for me.

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    19 minutes ago, Emerald said:

    Johnnie Walker reminds me of vomiting as a teenager.

    Stone’s Ginger Wine

    and Southern Comfort for me, if i smell Southern C today i am instantly nauseous!!!

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    Original recipe Absinthe for me. I drank it with some Russians in an underground bar in Vladivostok. I honestly thought I was going to die.

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    38 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Stone’s Ginger Wine

    and Southern Comfort for me, if i smell Southern C today i am instantly nauseous!!!

    There were some terrible "popular" drinks in the 70's.

    FMD, I cringe at the thought of some of the [censored] I used to drink.

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    1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Original recipe Absinthe for me. I drank it with some Russians in an underground bar. I honestly thought I was going to die.

    You should give up the [censored] Ethan ( difficult for a dees supporter I realize) but didn't you also have a near death experience with some rare cobra juice?

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    4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You should give up the [censored] Ethan ( difficult for a dees supporter I realize) but didn't you also have a near death experience with some rare cobra juice?

    Yeh that was SE Asia somewhere. Two shots of a spirit which had a dead cobra in the bottle. I was out knocked out for a day.

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    14 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    There were some terrible "popular" drinks in the 70's.

    FMD, I cringe at the thought of some of the [censored] I used to drink.

    Brandivino was the Rocket ? Fuel of the 70’s

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    16 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Original recipe Absinthe for me. I drank it with some Russians in an underground bar in Vladivostok. I honestly thought I was going to die.

    Oh yeah. Real absinthe is a drug, not a drink

    Wild times were had on that stuff, i survived to remember some of them

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    32 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Original recipe Absinthe for me. I drank it with some Russians in an underground bar in Vladivostok. I honestly thought I was going to die.

    No, you were safe. When they want to kill you they put polonium in your tea, or novichok on your doorknob.

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    1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Stone’s Ginger Wine

    and Southern Comfort for me, if i smell Southern C today i am instantly nauseous!!!

    Ouzo is mine. I can smell it in a bar of a 1000 people 50 metres away (shudder!)

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    My apologies for the derail of this thread, sorry for stirring up everyone's nauseous memories.

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    2 hours ago, Demon_spurs said:

    Ouzo is mine. I can smell it in a bar of a 1000 people 50 metres away (shudder!)

    Oh yeah. I forgot Ouzo

    mostly a vile Kerosine derivative!!

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    2 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Oh yeah. I forgot Ouzo

    mostly a vile Kerosine derivative!!

    Ouzo and Pernod are much the same yet one is thought sophisticated and the other .... ??

    Fascinating the run on gin these days... it's just grain spirit with flavouring

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    5 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Oh yeah. I forgot Ouzo

    mostly a vile Kerosine derivative!!

    Kero is the better drink (with orange juice and crushed ice)

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    3 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

    Kero is the better drink (with orange juice and crushed ice)

    Haha I am sure thats what the Chevron served during the 90’s for $1 shot nights!!!

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    Fluffy Ducks anyone?

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