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Melkshamcould become an important half forward for us this year.

 
4 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

All jokes about the concept aside, Fritsch will play senior footy at some point this year.

Fritsch'll be a regular. He's fritsching awesome.


I am loving Hermes and melksham, Trac hasn't gone out of second gear and looks a class above. 

1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Melkshamcould become an important half forward for us this year.

He was an important half-forward for us last year. We won at least 2-3 games because of his clutch goal-scoring in important moments. We just needed one more...

 

Is a zup-a thing? Or is it some weird millennial slang?

1 minute ago, chook fowler said:

Hopeless coverage by 7 with the stupid split screen

Who gives a f*&% about some wanks opinion, when a game is only 20 minutes long?

 

Would like to see Hannan in a game like this. Reckon he would be great in this format

haha hoodoo broken, North have nothing left.

Onya Buggy. The bandwagon has no-one on it right now, so I'll be the driver. I reckon he was so important for us last year during our best patch of footy.


Do we start overturning cars now?

I NEED TO SET FIRE TO SOMETHING.................................... :P

 


2 minutes ago, faultydet said:

Do we start overturning cars now?

I’m hearing unconfirmed reports of an upturned scooter.

Game doesn't really suite Fritsch but hopefully you guys can see why I talk him up so much

5 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Hopeless coverage by 7 with the stupid split screen

They just can’t help themselves. Constant dribble in the commentary box followed by stupid Campbell brown split screen. Look at us, look at us, we’re more important than the game itself. 

 
7 minutes ago, Gipsy Danger said:

Just throwing it out there.... Premiership tattoo tomorrow

[censored] yeah I just rang the boss mad Monday is on like donkey kong

8 minutes ago, GCDee said:

I am loving Hermes and melksham, Trac hasn't gone out of second gear and looks a class above. 

Are we the handbaggers now?


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