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2017 Brownlow Medal

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How good was the way Matisse Stynes spoke? At 16 she spoke with poise to a massive audience, she did her dad proud.

 

And to think no other club wanted Dusty last time he was ooc.

We overlooked him on draft night, didn't try to get him a couple of years ago. 

Great.

1 minute ago, Older demon said:

How good was the way Matisse Stynes spoke? At 16 she spoke with poise to a massive audience, she did her dad proud.

She speaks well like her father did.

 
1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

And to think no other club wanted Dusty last time he was ooc.

We overlooked him on draft night, didn't try to get him a couple of years ago. 

Great.

Yep, remember that.  Roos seemed very keen early then did a severe back pedal.  Someone obviously got into his ear - unfortunately.

42 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

We lost to Freo in the last 30 seconds and 2 points.  Freo players got 3,2,1. Really fun)($d system clearly.  

Oliver still unknown to the umps 

Same could be said for West Coast when we beat them.


3 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

And to think no other club wanted Dusty last time he was ooc.

We overlooked him on draft night, didn't try to get him a couple of years ago. 

Great.

It's beyond depressing

There is a book written on the Demons last 10 years, is there a full chapter written on Dustin??

10 minutes ago, Older demon said:

How good was the way Matisse Stynes spoke? At 16 she spoke with poise to a massive audience, she did her dad proud.

She was the best presenter, the rest were quite awkward. A beautiful young lady, Jim would be so proud. 

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12 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

Probably because Oliver was handballing it to them all the time. Can't believe how poorly he polled.

I think the umpires need to get to know him and his style.  It's no coincidence that the better known players tend to poll better and young guys tend to be largely overlooked.

 

Anyone got Melb votes. Missed the telecast. Cheers. 

5 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

It's beyond depressing

There is a book written on the Demons last 10 years, is there a full chapter written on Dustin??

Dusty's awesome, but whey're lucky to have Petracca. He's a similar player.


1 hour ago, trout said:

Are the mark and goal of the year voted on by the public or just the AFL?

The public vote, then the AFL decides who wins...

2 minutes ago, red&blue1982 said:

Dusty's awesome, but whey're lucky to have Petracca. He's a similar player.

Could be yes. He has a long way to go

I am glad Oliver didn't poll as well as he should have. Will be better odds next year. I think Dusty, Kelly, Oliver and Fyfe. Winner probably comes within those 4. The quality of talent around at present is insane. Martin is as good a mid as I've seen, and he should get better. It will take a very special player to beat him next year (Martin is only improving). Oliver, Kelly and Fyfe are all unique talents.

Bruce and Daisy reading the club by club votes. Channel 7 displaying the club vote boards. Gets to hawthorn and then goes straight to North Melbourne. They bumble and then come back to tell Dees board. Pretty obvious that we are considered irrelevant hahha. I mean seriously, no vision all nighy..the lowest votes of any club but Carlton. No vision in the highlights package. 


5 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Anyone got Melb votes. Missed the telecast. Cheers. 


Clayton Oliver✭

12VOTES

 

Tom McDonald✭

9VOTES

 

Jack Viney✭

9VOTES

 

Michael Hibberd✭

7VOTES

 

Nathan Jones✭

7VOTES

 

Cameron Pedersen✭

4VOTES


Max Gawn✭

3VOTES


Dom Tyson✭

3VOTES


Jeff Garlett✭

2VOTES


Christian Petracca✭

2VOTES


Oscar McDonald✭

1VOTES


Jack Watts✭

1VOTES

 

INELIGIBLE


Jesse Hogan *✭

3VOTES

INELIGIBLE


Christian Salem *✭

3VOTES


Jordan Lewis *✭

2VOTES

12 minutes ago, TeamPlayedFine39 said:

I think the umpires need to get to know him and his style.  It's no coincidence that the better known players tend to poll better and young guys tend to be largely overlooked.

And here I am, only knowing who Matt Priddis is on Brownlow night when he started polling well and i googled him.

Tmac getting 9 votes as a forward. I think that's where he plays now, he just doesn't seem to have it as a defender.


11 minutes ago, Palace Dees said:

Swan was clearly given free reign to say whatever he felt with the betting company’s account, and attendees felt the brunt of it at times.

You know what Clayton Oliver would be if he wasn’t a footballer? A virgin. #Brownlow

What would Dane Swan be if he wasn't a footballer? Inmate 657.

8 minutes ago, Pates said:

Tmac getting 9 votes as a forward. I think that's where he plays now, he just doesn't seem to have it as a defender.

I think he's better as a forward.

Oscar definitely doesn't have it as a defender.

Just now, FireInTheBelly said:

What would Dane Swan be if he wasn't a footballer? Inmate 657.

There's still time :D

 
2 minutes ago, FireInTheBelly said:

What would Dane Swan be if he wasn't a footballer? Inmate 657.

You know what Dane Swan would be if he wasn’t a footballer? A dumbass. Hang on a minute.......

5 minutes ago, FireInTheBelly said:

What would Dane Swan be if he wasn't a footballer? Inmate 657.

Not far from the truth, a truth of which most people who think he's a knockabout top block, have either forgotten or are too young to remember:

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/collingwood-star-dane-swan-accused-of-welshing-on-payment-to-bashed-cleaner/news-story/7ddafbe7a3e73289c5ba8f30eae13cfb?sv=26865072f4df86424b80172af674e3fe

 

 

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