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Trade rumours

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49 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Another fan site.

a bigfoot fan site in the us, red? they love their conspiracies.

 
1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

You would be correct. I prefer to put on a Culture Club album and do a bit of interpretive dance. I’ve been known to swing around a pole every now and again and get my slide on. 

When I hear the words interprative dance I drift back to my Catholic altar boy career in the late 70s/early 80s. Girls were still barred from acting as altar servers so as a compromise they were allowed to make an interperative dance appearance mid mass flouncing round the altar wearing nighties illuminating God's word through dance. Made altar boying much more fun!

Can we please kill this thread and start again?

 
47 minutes ago, demoniac said:

When I hear the words interprative dance I drift back to my Catholic altar boy career in the late 70s/early 80s. Girls were still barred from acting as altar servers so as a compromise they were allowed to make an interperative dance appearance mid mass flouncing round the altar wearing nighties illuminating God's word through dance. Made altar boying much more fun!

dieter has much more interesting altar boy stories :o

20 hours ago, Demons11 said:

We got pick 3 for Frawley.  I wouldn't be whinging 

 

7 hours ago, rjay said:

At least Frawley had runs on the board. He was an AA and whether we chose to believe it or not, a quality KPD...

 

4 hours ago, Demons11 said:

Still not worth pick 3

You are forgetting the most important part of the formula '11'...

If it benefits us it is spot on if it benefits another club it is plain wrong.

In this case the Motlop compensation is an outrage..


1 hour ago, rjay said:

 

 

You are forgetting the most important part of the formula '11'...

If it benefits us it is spot on if it benefits another club it is plain wrong.

In this case the Motlop compensation is an outrage..

I should go back and look over the guidelines, my bad.

the Motlop decision is a disgrace!!!

Edited by Demons11

Is it just me or does it look like the Motlop compo is set up to help get GAJ back to the [censored]'s den? 

Edited by Moonshadow
hmm, cute word for cat is censored.

12 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Is it just me or does it look like the Motlop compo is set up to help get GAJ back to the [censored]'s den? 

Next time use "shielas' front bottom".

Edited by Bitter but optimistic

 
11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Next time use "shielas' front bottom".

Next time use punctuation correctly 

So, if we pick up an early second rounder for Watts, are there any players anyone thinks we should target with that pick or bundle of picks?


8 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Next time use punctuation correctly 

You would have been more accurate correcting my spelling of "sheila".

I was not referring to a specific sheila but to sheillas as a whole (so to speak).

Hence the location of the apostrophe.

Edited by Bitter but optimistic
typo

2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

dieter has much more interesting altar boy stories :o

All this Pells into insignifigance !

27 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You would have been more accurate correcting my spelling of "sheila".

I was not referring to a specific sheila but to sheillas as a whole (so to speak).

Hence the location of the apostrophe.

You are correct, apologies. But for an English teacher you cannot spell for [censored]. 

Edited by Moonshadow

Worst trades rumour thread ever

1 hour ago, SFebey said:

So, if we pick up an early second rounder for Watts, are there any players anyone thinks we should target with that pick or bundle of picks?

Schache.


Schache's name keeps coming up form some very informative posters.

I'd give the kid a chance but doubt we have the currency to get him. Anyone actually heard anything?

1 hour ago, SFebey said:

So, if we pick up an early second rounder for Watts, are there any players anyone thinks we should target with that pick or bundle of picks?

Brandon Starcevich

14 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Schache.

Tigers or Hawks bound I reckon, but I'd love him. Would cost what, $300k? I wonder if Dees are looking at him or not over the weekend?

5 minutes ago, Deeprived Childhood said:

Collingwood father/son selection?

No, nephew of Craig.


42 minutes ago, Redleg said:

No, nephew of Craig.

afl will probably bend the f/s rules for eddie - lol

Have we committed to elevating Joel smith from the rookie list? If so and jack goes, and we recruit balic, does that leave us with 3 selections at the draft?

 

 

5 hours ago, hillie said:

Have we committed to elevating Joel smith from the rookie list? If so and jack goes, and we recruit balic, does that leave us with 3 selections at the draft?

 

 

I think we need three picks, which can include upgrades (using later picks)?  That is my belief, but there are others here with a deeper level of understanding 

 
9 hours ago, daisycutter said:

afl will probably bend the f/s rules for eddie - lol

Just like they did for Weideman :huh:

11 hours ago, daisycutter said:

afl will probably bend the f/s rules for eddie - lol

I've got no problem with that as long as they do it for a young Stynes.


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