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Merry Christmas

Demon trucker
in Melbourne Demons

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14 minutes ago, doc roet said:

Anyone know where I can buy a black and white toilet brush?

Just use an actual Magpie.

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    3 hours ago, doc roet said:

    Anyone know where I can buy a black and white toilet brush?

    Not a bad idea, except after a while people might think you're a Hawthorn supporter.

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    Merry Christmas to all deelanders 

    I know what I want and I will let u know next yr if I get it !!

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    Merry Christmas to all at Demonland.  I hope that 2017 is a great year for the Demons. 

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    Festivus...for the rest of us

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    Merry mythmus/festivus/Xmas to all and one.

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    18 hours ago, DemonOX said:

    Merry Christmas to all deelanders 

    I know what I want and I will let u know next yr if I get it !!

     

    17 hours ago, Ditcha said:

    Merry Christmas to all at Demonland.  I hope that 2017 is a great year for the Demons. 

     

    14 hours ago, A F said:

    Merry mythmus/festivus/Xmas to all and one.

    Here here , its all said here hope everyone had a great day and hope we all have a great year off the park and a better than great ON the park.

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    Went to my girlfriend's place yesterday afternoon, during the exchanging of presents I unwrapped a copy of "The big book of AFL", I was instructed to turn to the section about the MFC, in which I found return flights from Sydney to Melbourne for the round 2 game which is our first home game against Carlton. I already have flights booked for the QB weekend. This means a minimum of 3 trips from the bunker to the G this year as we will be playing finals.

    Cant bloody wait.

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    19 hours ago, hardtack said:

    Festivus...for the rest of us

    Begin the airing of grievances.

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    11 hours ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

    Went to my girlfriend's place yesterday afternoon, during the exchanging of presents I unwrapped a copy of "The big book of AFL", I was instructed to turn to the section about the MFC, in which I found return flights from Sydney to Melbourne for the round 2 game which is our first home game against Carlton. I already have flights booked for the QB weekend. This means a minimum of 3 trips from the bunker to the G this year as we will be playing finals.

    Cant bloody wait.

    Bloody show off

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    My god-daughter who gives me a Christmas present each year that is quirky, gave me a pair of Melbourne toothbrushes. I will brush my teeth with them with pride.

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    My Christmas present to a nephew was an unworn Dees Bomber Jacket of a few years vintage that I simply cannot wear due to the number "58" emblazoned on the upper sleave . Sure , it's meant to remember our foundation year but to me it represents my shock and disbelief as a  nine-year old that we could lose the 1958 GF to the old enemy.

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    17 hours ago, dee-eee said:

    My Christmas present to a nephew was an unworn Dees Bomber Jacket of a few years vintage that I simply cannot wear due to the number "58" emblazoned on the upper sleave . Sure , it's meant to remember our foundation year but to me it represents my shock and disbelief as a  nine-year old that we could lose the 1958 GF to the old enemy.

    Don't worry we won the other 8 GF got to give 1

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    On 26/12/2016 at 9:06 AM, Bombay Airconditioning said:

    Went to my girlfriend's place yesterday afternoon, during the exchanging of presents I unwrapped a copy of "The big book of AFL", I was instructed to turn to the section about the MFC, in which I found return flights from Sydney to Melbourne for the round 2 game which is our first home game against Carlton. I already have flights booked for the QB weekend. This means a minimum of 3 trips from the bunker to the G this year as we will be playing finals.

    Cant bloody wait.

    She sounds like a keeper!!

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    As an aside, did the MFC create a Christmas video this year along the lines of 2011? 

     

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