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A Christmas present for Max Gawn

Bells
in Melbourne Demons

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If you had to buy a Christmas present for Max Gawn... What would you get him?

 

 

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    The Great Deepression

     

    A decade with the Melbourne Football Club

    Authored by Adam Woolcock 
    Edition: 1

    The Melbourne Football Club entered 2007 as Australian Football League premiership contenders and spent the next 10 years lurching from one disaster to another.

    This is the 261 game story of the decade that good taste and good football forgot.

     
    Publication Date:
    Oct 21 2016
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    What's the budget? Is a new car off the cards, even if it is another even older holden wagon. Really not much style in a beaten up kingwood wagon!

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    3 minutes ago, Chris said:

    What's the budget? Is a new car off the cards, even if it is another even older holden wagon. Really not much style in a beaten up kingwood wagon!

    $50 or less and easy to travel with

     

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    a resting ruckman maybe fitzy ?

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    Subscription to batista magazine, you could double up and get the barrister mag for Dawsy

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    38 minutes ago, FireInTheBelly said:

    A travel anywhere spittoon in the shape of T$ head.

    Spittoon or a vomit bag from an airline?  

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    a remote for the pop up rear garage coffee lounge !

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    9 hours ago, Demonsterative said:

    A Premiership 

    If only!!!

    Some good ideas - keep them coming - this is actually a legit request.   I like the crazy ideas too!  

    So far I am thinking beard oil.... maybe, or something New Zealandish.

     

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    17 minutes ago, Bells said:

    If only!!!

    Some good ideas - keep them coming - this is actually a legit request.   I like the crazy ideas too!  

    So far I am thinking beard oil.... maybe, or something New Zealandish.

     

    Not sure that Max would want  a sheep.

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    "The Book of New Zealand Achievements".

    More like a pamphlet actually.

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    17 minutes ago, C.Smoker Champion said:

    "The Book of New Zealand Achievements".

    More like a pamphlet actually.

    Does the pamphlet give a passing mention to the Bledisloe Cup?

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    2 hours ago, Satyriconhome said:

    Does the pamphlet give a passing mention to the Bledisloe Cup?

    Funnily enough for the ten years I lived in Aussie - The Wallabies held the Bledisloe cup - it was very painful. 

     

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    A mangled, metallic-coloured mouthguard so he can take the field looking like Jaws from Moonraker.

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    1 hour ago, Bells said:

    Funnily enough for the ten years I lived in Aussie - The Wallabies held the Bledisloe cup - it was very painful. 

     

    Nobody cares about the Bledisloe cup, but I guess Kiwis need to hitch their wagon to something.  Tiny following of Ex Uni students in this country. Yawn.

     

    As for the gift?

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    A long and injury free career at the Melbourne Football Club (obviously, Max would be the rightful owner of this gift, but in the true spirit of Christmas, we would ALL share in the joy).

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    How about a groovy knit? He'd look cracking in this poncho I reckon.

    Image result for 70's mens turtleneck

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Not sure that Max would want  a sheep.

    haha and he wouldn't get it back through customs either.

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    Maybe a hand knitted onsie to keep him warm though winter ....


     

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