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1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

 

convicted Drug Cheat. Captain of the Team. 

 

Feminist

 
18 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

I am just sick and tired of seeing Jab Watson's ugly head in the newspaper smiling

convicted Drug Cheat. Captain of the Team. 

Do not ever tell me Jab was not privvy to what was really going on. He would have had many discussions with Hird in his office behind closed doors. 

All 34 should have been given life Bans, along with every official employed there at the time who was part of the chain. 

Dr. Bruce Reid still employed...

Watson Crocodile tears...

Just in case anyone isn't sure, I think we can conclude you wanted a hardline approach.

 
19 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

And in a shock development that caught the rest of the world by surprise, Stephen Dank failed to file the required paperwork today as required by the AFL anti-doping appeal board.

 

busy visiting the hospital I s'pose !! :rolleyes:

20 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

And in a shock development that caught the rest of the world by surprise, Stephen Dank failed to file the required paperwork today as required by the AFL anti-doping appeal board.

 

has a habit of misplacing paperwork, jack.

i'm sure it will turn up some time tp prove the player's innocence and get jobe his brownlow back. 


36 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

has a habit of misplacing paperwork, jack.

i'm sure it will turn up some time tp prove the player's innocence and get jobe his brownlow back. 

You picked it DC last Monday. Beyond that Words fail me for this individual

 
2 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Dank needs to spend sometime behind bars...This man is a menace to society..

No just a deluded charlatan.

2 minutes ago, old dee said:

No just a deluded charlatan.

you cannot keep doing this stuff though....someone is going to pop him off soon...


15 minutes ago, SaberFang said:

Surely that's the end of it, then?

you think so?...............stay tuned.........got a few more years to play out

15 minutes ago, SaberFang said:

Surely that's the end of it, then?

Until some idiot in the media gives him a voice.

And I have no doubt somebody desperate to fill some air time will.

Dank gives no reasons for no paper work

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Stephen Dank would not explain why he he failed to provide any paperwork to the AFL anti-doping appeal board before his deadline on Friday, but remains insistent the panel would eventually hear his case.

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When contacted by Fairfax Media following the AFL's statement, Dank would not explain his failure to provide a statement, but when asked if he would still appear before the panel he said "yes. Bank on it."

i don't know where he banks, but i'd give his bank a wide berth


It's so nice to see Essendrug on the Back Page of the Aged all smiling. 

The AFL Commission must be so pleased now....

10 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

It's so nice to see Essendrug on the Back Page of the Aged all smiling. 

The AFL Commission must be so pleased now....

Makes me sick

Hey half your club was banned this year?

You finished last as a result?

The club you had a lower percentage than is actually [censored]?

Here have pick 1 anyway you deserve it

5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

Dank gives no reasons for no paper work

i don't know where he banks, but i'd give his bank a wide berth

On 11/22/2016 at 11:13 AM, ManDee said:

 

Edited by willmoy
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Lost control of my finger


So apparently, serving time for drug cheating is a good qualification for being a leader:

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/dyson-heppell-renovated-rejuvenated-and-ready-to-captain-essendon-20161124-gsx1vl.html

The Heppell who returned to the club's high performance centre only a few weeks ago was the same laconic-talking, mop-haired favourite of the fans, but consequently, one perhaps even more suited to assuming the mantle of Essendon's next captain than he already was.

 

Angry rant incomming.

IDGAF if serving a year out for being a drug cheat helps you 'grow' as a person and gives you 'perspective'. If the club is serious, it should not be rewarding this behaviour by giving one of the 34 the captaincy.

Apply your new found [censored] perspective after sport Dyson. You don't deserve to be captain. You failed your team when it mattered most, your character has been shown to be lacking. If you're a better person now, fine. But Essendon, or any club, simply cannot reward or condone your behaviour or lack of moral fibre. Go write some [censored] up self-help book about overcoming adversity, or get some speaking gigs and get paid a heap for it. I don't care.

But you do not deserve to captain an AFL side. You have served your time and deserve to play AFL again. Nothing more, nothing less. You do not deserve to be rewarded for your actions.

You said, explicitly, on AFL 360 a year ago that you knew what you were injected with and were ok with it. So you, as a person, a [censored] human being, contributed to the distress of Hal Hunter and his family because they STILL DO NOT [censored] WELL KNOW WHAT IT WAS, AND TRIED SUING THE CLUB TO FIND OUT. But no, you can't tell anyone what it was, because it was banned. God forbid you tell Hunter, lest it expose to the world what you knew and when you knew it, increasing the public knowledge of your culpability.

Give me a [censored] break Dyson.

And Rohan Connolly, GAGF too. Don't write this [censored] and then call yourself a journalist you [censored] cheerling [censored] merchant. Either report on just the facts, or take a proper moral stance. This fluff bs is unacceptable.

 

Apologies if any profanity gets through the filter, and for the considerable lapse in forum etiquette. I'm just really really angry with this story.

Edited by Choke

8 minutes ago, Choke said:

So apparently, serving time for drug cheating is a good qualification for being a leader:

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/dyson-heppell-renovated-rejuvenated-and-ready-to-captain-essendon-20161124-gsx1vl.html

The Heppell who returned to the club's high performance centre only a few weeks ago was the same laconic-talking, mop-haired favourite of the fans, but consequently, one perhaps even more suited to assuming the mantle of Essendon's next captain than he already was.

 

Angry rant incomming.

IDGAF if serving a year out for being a drug cheat helps you 'grow' as a person and gives you 'perspective'. If the club is serious, it should not be rewarding this behaviour by giving one of the 34 the captaincy.

Apply your new found [censored] perspective after sport Dyson. You don't deserve to be captain. You failed your team when it mattered most, your character has been shown to be lacking. If you're a better person now, fine. But Essendon, or any club, simply cannot reward or condone your behaviour or lack of moral fibre. Go write some [censored] up self-help book about overcoming adversity, or get some speaking gigs and get paid a heap for it. I don't care.

But you do not deserve to captain an AFL side. You have served your time and deserve to play AFL again. Nothing more, nothing less. You do not deserve to be rewarded for your actions.

You said, explicitly, on AFL 360 a year ago that you knew what you were injected with and were ok with it. So you, as a person, a [censored] human being, contributed to the distress of Hal Hunter and his family because they STILL DO NOT [censored] WELL KNOW WHAT IT WAS, AND TRIED SUING THE CLUB TO FIND OUT. But no, you can't tell anyone what it was, because it was banned. God forbid you tell Hunter, lest it expose to the world what you knew and when you knew it, increasing the public knowledge of your culpability.

Give me a [censored] break Dyson.

And Rohan Connolly, GAGF too. Don't write this [censored] and then call yourself a journalist you [censored] cheerling [censored] merchant. Either report on just the facts, or take a proper moral stance. This fluff bs is unacceptable.

 

Apologies if any profanity gets through the filter, and for the considerable lapse in forum etiquette. I'm just really really angry with this story.

OK Choke don't hold back, what do you really think?

 
12 minutes ago, Choke said:

Apologies if any profanity gets through the filter, and for the considerable lapse in forum etiquette. I'm just really really angry with this story.

His incessant grin, and the ugly smirk of the great feminist warrior and drug cheat Watson make my teeth grind also.

You are free to speak for me on this issue Choke.

Cant disagree. It irks me that the club the afl and the media still dont see what essendon did as wrong. "Oh they cant possibly have done it they are great blokes, it was dank he's dodgy"

None of them have truely accepted wrongdoing!! Ffs!! Drives me nuts


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