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Return to Glory
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Port Adelaide delisted butcher, Colquhoun and Kane Mitchell, giving the toump more time 

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    30 minutes ago, brendan said:

    Port Adelaide delisted butcher, Colquhoun and Kane Mitchell, giving the toump more time 

    I guess he needs it.

     

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    6 hours ago, Samael said:

    Who is Siri? 

     

    5 hours ago, Satyriconhome said:

    Bit like Demonland, somebody who sad lonely people with borderline sociopathic tendencies and a need to take 22 men/women kicking a piece of leather round a field way too seriously, can communicate with, and most of the time get the answer they want to hear

    Siri has all the answers, Saty asks her all sorts of questions, including how big the players 'guns' are. 

    It's not like going to training and annoying the players and coaches is taking the game or club seriously.

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    44 minutes ago, brendan said:

    Port Adelaide delisted butcher, Colquhoun and Kane Mitchell, giving the toump more time 

    Gee Butcher has been a #3 draft bust.

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    3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

     

    Siri has all the answers, Saty asks her all sorts of questions, including how big the players 'guns' are. 

    It's not like going to training and annoying the players and coaches is taking the game or club seriously.

    Normally chat to them about everything but footy.

    Not into these smurtpheens, only just got the hang of reading messages sent to me

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    2 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

    Normally chat to them about everything but footy.

    Not into these smurtpheens, only just got the hang of reading messages sent to me

    Siri will be able to help. 

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    1 hour ago, Satyriconhome said:

    Isn't that on the Iphone, never owned anything by Apple in my life

    Why have one Saty when you've got the Commodore 64 ready to spring into action.

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    6 hours ago, Salems Lot said:

    Gee Butcher has been a #3 draft bust.

    There was a lot of talk that we'd go for him with our No. 1 pick as well.  Even with the result of Scullygate we probably dodged a bullet here. 

     

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    12 hours ago, Return to Glory said:

    Why have one Saty when you've got the Commodore 64 ready to spring into action.

    It is my statement, as evidenced by the tax issue in Ireland   one of the most unethical companies in the world alongside NIKE and BHP

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    12 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

    It is my statement, as evidenced by the tax issue in Ireland   one of the most unethical companies in the world alongside NIKE and BHP

    Saty, I call apple the evil empire, that or Granny Smith

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    Who're our likely departures?

    Dawes, Grimes, Michie, Newton, King, White?

     

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    2 minutes ago, Abe said:

    Who're our likely departures?

    Dawes, Grimes, Michie, Newton, King, White?

     

    Yep all of the above

    JKH also Terlich Gone!?

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    On 8/31/2016 at 10:59 AM, picket fence said:

    Yep all of the above

    JKH also Terlich Gone!?

    Terlich i would have thought was gone, JkH i think is contracted but likely shopped around to see if there are any takers, i suspect Alex neal-bullen is probably the same

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    19 hours ago, Satyriconhome said:

    It is my statement, as evidenced by the tax issue in Ireland   one of the most unethical companies in the world alongside NIKE and BHP

    Don't Blame Apple Mac, It was the Irish Govt. who welcomed the deal...

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    58 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    Don't Blame Apple Mac, It was the Irish Govt. who welcomed the deal...

    Yep. It's up to governments to close these multi-national tax loopholes. They won't though.

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    15 hours ago, A F said:

    Yep. It's up to governments to close these multi-national tax loopholes. They won't though.

    exactly...Probably a factor in why Britain did the Brexit...

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    3 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    exactly...Probably a factor in why Britain did the Brexit...

    But will end up having the reverse effect on their economy.

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    15 hours ago, A F said:

    But will end up having the reverse effect on their economy.

    Possibly, but i think they are prepared to wear that rather than having the EU "Commissioners" telling them how to live all the time

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    In my honest opinion, Rance and Martin are the only thing keeping Richmond from being every bit as bad as Brisbane Lions, they have no idea how deep the hole they're in is, there is no talent coming through on their list.

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    4 minutes ago, Abe said:

    In my honest opinion, Rance and Martin are the only thing keeping Richmond from being every bit as bad as Brisbane Lions, they have no idea how deep the hole they're in is, there is no talent coming through on their list.

    Shhh they still have a premiership list. 

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    5 hours ago, Abe said:

    Who're our likely departures?

    Dawes, Grimes, Michie, Newton, King, White?

     

    Do we think some players are playing for there careers in the VFL Finals??? In saying that I think Michie & White are 100% gone. Terlich also. It really depends who Goodwin likes oppose to who Roos likes. I just wonder when they will announce weather it be in the coming weeks or after VFL finals???

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    On 8/31/2016 at 4:52 PM, ErmieJones said:

    Do we think some players are playing for there careers in the VFL Finals??? In saying that I think Michie & White are 100% gone. Terlich also. It really depends who Goodwin likes oppose to who Roos likes. I just wonder when they will announce weather it be in the coming weeks or after VFL finals???

    No, i think most of these decisions would have been 99.9% made already, i think they'll definitely hold off til after the VFL finals, maybe someone like Newton might get a look at a Rookie spot if he dominates in the finals

     

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    22 hours ago, Salems Lot said:

    Gee Butcher has been a #3 draft bust.

    Quite a feat when you're drafted at pick 8.

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    53 minutes ago, Abe said:

    No, i think most of these decisions would have been 99.9% made already, i think they'll definitely hold off til after the VFL finals, maybe someone like Newton might get a look at a Rookie spot if he dominates in the finals

     

    We wont possibly say anything until we are out of the finals. I think that most players will have their cards stamped, but a couple of really good performances in the finals might change some minds (White????). We'd be silly to say anything until we finish so everyone is focused on the finals. I do like that there is players nominating left right and centre and none have come from Melbourne so far. 

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