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Culling time

Return to Glory
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, iv'a worn smith said:

I'm in love with Siri.

She's too much of a flirt, I keep asking to see her breasts but she always says no.

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    14 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    She's too much of a flirt, I keep asking to see her breasts but she always says no.

    Settle, you are talking about the android that going to have my children. 

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    I find this baffling, how can you sack 5 assistant coaches but re-contract the senior coach? surely if anyone on the coaching panel is going to be accountable it's the Senior coach?

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    1 hour ago, Abe said:

    I find this baffling, how can you sack 5 assistant coaches but re-contract the senior coach? surely if anyone on the coaching panel is going to be accountable it's the Senior coach?

    Fantastic news. richmond are still delusional

    carry on

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    14 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    No doubt, but it's his fault.

    Yes but club won't want to pay that to him. 

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    I can't stop laughing. This decision is so "Richmond" It is so wrong but they won't let go. 

     

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    16 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Let the blood flow. 

    Hope the media swarm over the [censored] pile of bottom clubs.

    I hope Brendan Bolton starts getting the blow torch next year .

    Boring twerp .

    About as charismatic as Siri.

    Who is Siri? 

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    Richmond now get the fun job of trying to find 5 quality assistant coaches, get them on the same page as Dimma and get them to build a rapport with the players in time for pre season, with the huge potential Dimma gets sacked half way through next year and they all get moved on anyways.

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    12 minutes ago, Abe said:

    Richmond now get the fun job of trying to find 5 quality assistant coaches, get them on the same page as Dimma and get them to build a rapport with the players in time for pre season, with the huge potential Dimma gets sacked half way through next year and they all get moved on anyways.

    Bahahahaha...

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    On 8/30/2016 at 1:38 PM, Sir Why You Little said:

    Bahahahaha...

    Short list is Leppa, Primus, Neeld, Watters, Voss

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    7 minutes ago, Abe said:

    Short list is Leppa, Primus, Neeld, Watters, Voss

    I just heard Mario's phone call to SEN. he is a seriously funny dude. That would be hard to do without cracking up!!

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    On 8/30/2016 at 1:49 PM, Sir Why You Little said:

    I just heard Mario's phone call to SEN. he is a seriously funny dude. That would be hard to do without cracking up!!

    Have you got a link? reports are it's good value

     

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    3 minutes ago, Abe said:

    Have you got a link? reports are it's good value

     

    KB played it when Dr. Turf was on

    check there website i am sure they will archive it somewhere

    golden moment

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    34 minutes ago, Samael said:

    Who is Siri? 

    Bit like Demonland, somebody who sad lonely people with borderline sociopathic tendencies and a need to take 22 men/women kicking a piece of leather round a field way too seriously, can communicate with, and most of the time get the answer they want to hear

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    4 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

    Bit like Demonland, somebody who sad lonely people with borderline sociopathic tendencies and a need to take 22 men/women kicking a piece of leather round a field way too seriously, can communicate with, and most of the time get the answer they want to hear

    Normally we rely on you communicating with the players and giving us the answers we need, 

     

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    3 hours ago, Abe said:

    I find this baffling, how can you sack 5 assistant coaches but re-contract the senior coach? surely if anyone on the coaching panel is going to be accountable it's the Senior coach?

    C'mon Abe, you've been around footy long enough to know it's not baffling at all ............ it's the Richmond way!

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    Logical and strategic decisions, as made by football clubs, can be mutually exclusive.

    Seem to remember one club sacking the CEO but ended up sacking the coach the following day instead.

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    6 hours ago, iv'a worn smith said:

    I'm in love with Siri.

    Cortana is better value. And she puts out...

    ...better responses.

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    When he gets back from roaming social media on his high horse.
    I suggest we cull Stuie.

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    2 hours ago, Spirit of 26 said:

    Logical and strategic decisions, as made by football clubs, can be mutually exclusive.

    Seem to remember one club sacking the CEO but ended up sacking the coach the following day instead.

    I have a vague recollection of that, but seemed to have erased most of the detail from the memory banks

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    10 hours ago, Wrecker45 said:

    Paul Roos seems to come out unscathed with his succession planning. 

    Exactly, he finishes his coaching career (most probably) smelling like roses. One of the few. T

    The secret is to have a succession plan, a realistic goal that delivers some improvement, don't make promises (premierships) that cannot be kept, and don't overstay your welcome. And, don't get greedy, finish on your terms before you are pushed.

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    I wonder if Prestia is having second thoughts?

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    4 minutes ago, CBDees said:

    I wonder if Prestia is having second thoughts?

    The Prenuptual agreement??

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