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GAMEDAY - Round 18

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We are an average team trying to play like millionaires. Get the ball forward, keep it in there, and run both ways. Our forwards are allowing the transition.

 

Gee, Kent is a disappointing footballer. So lazy. One handed grab casually through the middle.

 
1 minute ago, Jaded said:

Defence is woeful. 

Hardly surprising

Dawes is utterly useless.


[censored] Dawes off. Just [censored] him off. He is a joke!

Dawes is astonishing.

Football. Foot to ball.

 

Seems pretty simple.

 

I must be the only person who thinks we're playing okay.  We are in front after all.


Listening on the radio - sounds like the Dawes show is going to script? 

What a lemon 

Seriously, this thread is a disgrace.  To those using this as their updates because they can't watch - both sides are over using it, both sides have dropped marks because of the rain and both sides have kicked a couple.  If we make ONE mistake on here 15 posters go ape.  Just settle.

1 minute ago, Wiseblood said:

I must be the only person who thinks we're playing okay.  We are in front after all.

Yeah we are playing quality footy


Just now, Wiseblood said:

I must be the only person who thinks we're playing okay.  We are in front after all.

We are playing well. But we're 1 point in front.

For all the domination, we concede shitty goals from [censored] mistakes, and don't score due to mistakes as well. 

Wise we are playing ok, but if we stopped handballing it especially when we can get it long into the f50 we would be in a better position. 

So many dumb handballs kill us. The one in the centre after a turn over means a long kick in equals at worst a one on one.

Struth Its hard to read the C@##$P on nhere, awful conditions and we are having a real dip....Grow up 


1 minute ago, Wiseblood said:

I must be the only person who thinks we're playing okay.  We are in front after all.

i think we're doing some things well - attack on the ball, and the ball-carrier - and other things poorly - disposal, kicking to the 'right' spots, being the favourites of the maggots, etc.

Hogan great mark and dumb kick.  Good first quarter team effort.

2 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

I must be the only person who thinks we're playing okay.  We are in front after all.

Not he only one mate. We've handled the conditions well so far. Big breeze across the ground and extremely slippery.

Reading here you'd think we're down by 10 goals already.

Edited by stuie

 
Just now, jnrmac said:

Yeah we are playing quality footy

Never said quality.  Said okay.  Anyone would think we're behind by 10 goals going by this thread.

Granted, I'm not watching, but these threads always feel like they are focused on the mistakes and then spontaneously celebrate goals, then revert back to the mistakes.

Surely if we're winning at quarter time, +18 in disposals, +13 CPs, +1 clearances, +1 tackles and +9 inside 50s, we must be doing something right?


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