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The Please Don't Recruit Him Thread

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Jake+Melksham+Essendon+Bombers+Training+

Whatever floats your boat DA..............

 

From your personal collection?

That's horrendous.

My personal favourite, it's the last shot I snapped before/as he spotted me.


 

Jarrad Grant.

I saw him mentioned in an article about his contract situation and instantly hoped no one would be stupid enough to start a thread on him.

I should have known better...

  • 3 weeks later...

Lazy

Bad attitude

Goes when we wants to

Plays one good game in ten.

Nope, [censored] him.

What did u say about Garlett?

Jake Melksham

From "The Jake Melksham Thread"

Anyone comparing him to our VFL level Z grades like Bail and M Jones are clueless... he is Bernie Vince like the way he can kick off both feet and get penetration on his opposite foot.

He will be a great pick up for us (WADA permitting).

Can you explain why you don't want him if you think that "he is Bernie Vince like the way he can kick off both feet and get penetration on his opposite foot"?

From "The Jake Melksham Thread"

Can you explain why you don't want him if you think that "he is Bernie Vince like the way he can kick off both feet and get penetration on his opposite foot"?

Explain?


Naitanui - the most overrated 20 hitout 1 mark per game ruck in the history of the game

As above.


We need to start a Please Don't Recruit Him Best 22:

FB: Adcock Shoenmakers Plowman

HB: Suckling Tomlinson Seedsman

C: Melksham (Captain) B. Kennedy Yarran

HF: Grant Lynch Stokes

FF: J. Walker Butcher S. White

Foll: Daw Aish Freeman

Int: Grimley Keath Best Hrovat

Coach: Barry Prendergast

Edited by Clint Bizkit

We need to start a Please Don't Recruit Him Best 22:

FB: Adcock Shoenmakers Plowman

HB: Suckling Tomlinson Seedsman

C: Melksham (Captain) Kennedy Yarran

HF: Grant Lynch Stokes

FF: J. Walker Butcher S. White

Foll: Daw Aish Freeman

Int: Grimley Keath Best Hrovat

Coach: Barry Prendergast

the silly thing is that team would probably win a few games...just because footy is a funny game

Edited by beelzebub

 

We need to start a Please Don't Recruit Him Best 22:

FB: Adcock Shoenmakers Plowman

HB: Suckling Tomlinson Seedsman

C: Melksham (Captain) Kennedy Yarran

HF: Grant Lynch Stokes

FF: J. Walker Butcher S. White

Foll: Daw Aish Freeman

Int: Grimley Keath Best Hrovat

Coach: Barry Prendergast

Stevie J didn't make the cut?


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