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The Please Don't Recruit Him Thread

olisik
in Melbourne Demons

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Jake+Melksham+Essendon+Bombers+Training+

Whatever floats your boat DA..............

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    From your personal collection?

    That's horrendous.

    My personal favourite, it's the last shot I snapped before/as he spotted me.

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    Jarrad Grant.

    I saw him mentioned in an article about his contract situation and instantly hoped no one would be stupid enough to start a thread on him.

    I should have known better...

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    • 3 weeks later...

    Lazy

    Bad attitude

    Goes when we wants to

    Plays one good game in ten.

    Nope, [censored] him.

    What did u say about Garlett?

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    Jake Melksham

    From "The Jake Melksham Thread"

    Anyone comparing him to our VFL level Z grades like Bail and M Jones are clueless... he is Bernie Vince like the way he can kick off both feet and get penetration on his opposite foot.

    He will be a great pick up for us (WADA permitting).

    Can you explain why you don't want him if you think that "he is Bernie Vince like the way he can kick off both feet and get penetration on his opposite foot"?

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    From "The Jake Melksham Thread"

    Can you explain why you don't want him if you think that "he is Bernie Vince like the way he can kick off both feet and get penetration on his opposite foot"?

    Explain?

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    Naitanui - the most overrated 20 hitout 1 mark per game ruck in the history of the game

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    We need to start a Please Don't Recruit Him Best 22:

    FB: Adcock Shoenmakers Plowman

    HB: Suckling Tomlinson Seedsman

    C: Melksham (Captain) B. Kennedy Yarran

    HF: Grant Lynch Stokes

    FF: J. Walker Butcher S. White

    Foll: Daw Aish Freeman

    Int: Grimley Keath Best Hrovat

    Coach: Barry Prendergast

    Edited by Clint Bizkit

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    We need to start a Please Don't Recruit Him Best 22:

    FB: Adcock Shoenmakers Plowman

    HB: Suckling Tomlinson Seedsman

    C: Melksham (Captain) Kennedy Yarran

    HF: Grant Lynch Stokes

    FF: J. Walker Butcher S. White

    Foll: Daw Aish Freeman

    Int: Grimley Keath Best Hrovat

    Coach: Barry Prendergast

    the silly thing is that team would probably win a few games...just because footy is a funny game

    Edited by beelzebub

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    We need to start a Please Don't Recruit Him Best 22:

    FB: Adcock Shoenmakers Plowman

    HB: Suckling Tomlinson Seedsman

    C: Melksham (Captain) Kennedy Yarran

    HF: Grant Lynch Stokes

    FF: J. Walker Butcher S. White

    Foll: Daw Aish Freeman

    Int: Grimley Keath Best Hrovat

    Coach: Barry Prendergast

    Stevie J didn't make the cut?

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