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Deestroy All    12,501

Deestroy All
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From your personal collection?

That's horrendous.

My personal favourite, it's the last shot I snapped before/as he spotted me.

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Wiseblood    20,906

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Jarrad Grant.

I saw him mentioned in an article about his contract situation and instantly hoped no one would be stupid enough to start a thread on him.

I should have known better...

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Good Times Grimes    2,376

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Jake Melksham

From "The Jake Melksham Thread"

Anyone comparing him to our VFL level Z grades like Bail and M Jones are clueless... he is Bernie Vince like the way he can kick off both feet and get penetration on his opposite foot.

He will be a great pick up for us (WADA permitting).

Can you explain why you don't want him if you think that "he is Bernie Vince like the way he can kick off both feet and get penetration on his opposite foot"?

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jötnar    25

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From "The Jake Melksham Thread"

Can you explain why you don't want him if you think that "he is Bernie Vince like the way he can kick off both feet and get penetration on his opposite foot"?

Explain?

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CityDee    677

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Naitanui - the most overrated 20 hitout 1 mark per game ruck in the history of the game

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Clint Buzzkill    16,470

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We need to start a Please Don't Recruit Him Best 22:

FB: Adcock Shoenmakers Plowman

HB: Suckling Tomlinson Seedsman

C: Melksham (Captain) B. Kennedy Yarran

HF: Grant Lynch Stokes

FF: J. Walker Butcher S. White

Foll: Daw Aish Freeman

Int: Grimley Keath Best Hrovat

Coach: Barry Prendergast

Edited by Clint Bizkit
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beelzebub    19,609

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We need to start a Please Don't Recruit Him Best 22:

FB: Adcock Shoenmakers Plowman

HB: Suckling Tomlinson Seedsman

C: Melksham (Captain) Kennedy Yarran

HF: Grant Lynch Stokes

FF: J. Walker Butcher S. White

Foll: Daw Aish Freeman

Int: Grimley Keath Best Hrovat

Coach: Barry Prendergast

the silly thing is that team would probably win a few games...just because footy is a funny game Edited by beelzebub

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Adzman    1,902

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We need to start a Please Don't Recruit Him Best 22:

FB: Adcock Shoenmakers Plowman

HB: Suckling Tomlinson Seedsman

C: Melksham (Captain) Kennedy Yarran

HF: Grant Lynch Stokes

FF: J. Walker Butcher S. White

Foll: Daw Aish Freeman

Int: Grimley Keath Best Hrovat

Coach: Barry Prendergast

Stevie J didn't make the cut?

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