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If we beat North I will ....

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Stop commenting on the whole "Kent-gate" thing... And no I don't mean BBO's unique way of walking, but the hamstring injury to our player.

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    Stop commenting on the whole "Kent-gate" thing... And no I don't mean BBO's unique way of walking, but the hamstring injury to our player.

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    Stop watching me walk Stuie!! I feel I have no privacy with your constant harassment and stalking across threads!!

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    What are you like at sales and marketing?

    might he have been taking the pizz ? :)
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    Adopt a pet Elephant named Taboo and keep it the dining room but forbid people to talk about.

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    Adopt a pet Elephant named Taboo and keep it the dining room but forbid people to talk about.

    Yes but you'd have to be a smart arse and adopt a Musi elephant!!

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    Yes but you'd have to a smart arse and adopt a Musi elephant!!

    Doesn't matter what sort as long as I can sell it off to a hunter when the novelty wears off.

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    Doesn't matter what sort as long as I can sell it off to a hunter when the novelty wears off.

    Following your normal rules of good taste you will name the elephant ................?

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    See if there's still a mathematical chance to play finals

    Look ,there is a mathematical chance Stuie is gonna have a sexual relationship with Miranda Kerr.

    or that WYL will stop complaining about our previous administration.

    It's minute but mathematically it still exists.

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    Following your normal rules of good taste you will name the elephant ................?

    Following your normal rules of good taste you will name the elephant ................?

    I've already said Taboo.

    Any other suggestions?

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    Keep a lid on it until about the Friday before the Dogs game, then rip it off and throw it away :):lol::blink:

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    Too much at stake for the shinboners to drop this game. Would love to see us get up but north will be ready for us and should roll us.

    If we get up I will......be very surprised!

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    SO happy because I cannot put into words how much I friggin hate that club, Harvey or their sook of a coach!!!!!

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    Look ,there is a mathematical chance Stuie is gonna have a sexual relationship with Miranda Kerr.

    or that WYL will stop complaining about our previous administration.

    It's minute but mathematically it still exists.

    So you are saying we will play finals. Woo hoo!!

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    Post a nude selfie on demonland

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