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If we beat the pies I will ...

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Here are some quotes from the Magpie forum;

"What happens if we lose this game.. dear god.."

"Oxley was the difference the last time we played melbourne, but i think he has lost his credits now and must be dropped."

"We are no certainties to beat Melbourne next weekend"

not overly confident!

Forgetting a certain bloke who finally learnt to kick straight?

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    ... wake up on Saturday morning from a pleasant dream.

    Edited by Emerald

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    Blame it on jimmy toumpas

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    press "like" on one of picket fence's posts.

    Crazy stuff! I might too.

    The tough, hypothetical question has to be asked: If you were told the only way we could beat Collingwood is if you were to "like" one of Picket Fence's posts, could you do it?

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    Trust Biffen to make a tasteless remark and attempt to derail a serious thread.

    Indeed! I had to sit down and have a strong cuppa tea.

    Edited by Wadda We Sing

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    The tough, hypothetical question has to be asked: If you were told the only way we could beat Collingwood is if you were to "like" one of Picket Fence's posts, could you do it?

    Yes

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    The tough, hypothetical question has to be asked: If you were told the only way we could beat Collingwood is if you were to "like" one of Picket Fence's posts, could you do it?

    No. Our season is shot. Sorry, can't do it.

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    Did that work for Hird od?

    He is still there with a multi $million contract.

    Not exactly a flop.

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    So you are not " whatever it takes"?

    "We take whatever" is the 2016 motto.

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    "We take whatever" is the 2016 motto.

    Very good Biff and it could be a rolling slogan just need to change the year number every twelve months.

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    Make a major ($2.00) donation to the Collingwood FC suicide fund....

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    i'll be happy for about 10 minutes, then start lamenting the lost opportunity of the last 3 weeks, and worry about them failing to back it up for the next 5 weeks

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    ..... I will forget the last 3 weeks ever happened and get excited again.

    Then we will get thumped by North and lose to Carlton and it will be back to square one again. That would be so Melbourne.

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    i'll be happy for about 10 minutes, then start lamenting the lost opportunity of the last 3 weeks, and worry about them failing to back it up for the next 5 weeks

    Would take me 24 hours beating the Pies in 2015 is as close as we will get to a flag.

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