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GAME DAY at Alice Springs - Round 9

Henrietta Lumbago
in Melbourne Demons

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Boak, Grey, Hartlett, Wines have killed us.

 

why have i wasted another Saturday on this pathetic mob?

I would have got more enjoyment out of doing chores around the house.
 

Its classic melbourne, they give you hope then 10 minutes later its back to depression.


Lack of polish. Too many passengers that quarter: Howe, Toumpas, Bail, Fitz. Cross is a horrible disposer of the ball.

Jones plays poorly and we really collapse. Maybe this explains Jones making such a strong statement about the value of Petracca. So now, Viney is our best hope in the last quarter - the interest is in seeing what he can produce when needed.
 

Watts got knocked down and just stayed down then. He should get back up and back into the contest

At least we have Hogan. Beast.

Actually has been really good pushing up the ground a bit today and getting touches through true CHF.


[censored] off Rohan Bail you absolute hack!!

To 3/4 time the score worm for our game looks uncannily like the US stock market crash circa 1930.

Initial wavering, rebound, then implosion, dead cat bounce, and a final drop.

Geez we could do with a couple of clearance guns the likes of Ebert and Gray.

Jack Watts. FMD. Just tried to tackle without his arms.


Whose been Eberts opponent?

Melbourne Football Club.

Brace yourselves for mass wrist slashing


I'm just sick of this rollercoaster.

We go from good to wooden spooners in a matter of minutes.

Getting spanked and it's an absolute disgrace.

Midfield should be beaten with a stick on the way back home.

watts bump on impey in lieu of a tackle was pathetic.

It wasnt a bump. He tackled him but didnt bother using arms.

If Ebert is BOG playing loose in defence, WHY DON'T WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?

And we are far too Jones-conscious. If he's getting tagged, we keep trying to rely on him instead of changing it up.

Port's mids take it in turn winning clearances.

 

[censored] Ant effort by us.. Still lack 2-3 good mids!


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