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AFL Round 7 (non MFC games)

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GWS slaughtering Carlton.

 

GWS slaughtering Carlton.

GWS are frightening. Not only do they have all that talent but they are reaching their potential comfortably

Complete opposite to the MFC

I'm enjoying watching the game... Cameron is getting back to his previous form. Such a smart player.

 

Carlton are lucky that wasnt over 100 points

wow that is a smashing the blues got. I wonder where the media will go this week, I guess it also depends if Richmond get thrashed tomorrow. But surely the blues getting thrashed by gws is another big story and mick will cop more heat. Carlton people have just run out of patience.


Sydney and Geelong is a fantastic game. Both teams going really hard - great to watch.

Sam Blease just came on as the sub for Geelong. Where have I heard that name before........

 

wow that is a smashing the blues got. I wonder where the media will go this week,

Take your pick

Melbourne?

Carlton?

Suns?

Two more possible candidates tomorrow depending on what the Tigers and Lions do

First coach sacked in 2015?

Malthouse

Hardwick

Leppa

Other?

Surely Carlton have to make the move on Malthouse sooner rather than later


Just turned over to watch a bit of West Coast vs Gold Coast during 3QT of the other game. Wow. This competition is so uneven at the moment. There are some seriously pants teams around at the moment.

Didn't you hear the AFL's press release, Nasher? The competition has never been more even! Plus... um... equalisation... and stuff!

Well, at least we can take comfort in knowing that Gold Coast is worse than us. 2 goals to 17 at the moment against West Coast.

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Well, at least we can take comfort in knowing that Gold Coast is worse than us. 2 goals to 17 at the moment against West Coast.

Rodney Eade could well be this era's Malcolm Blight at this rate.


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Didn't you hear the AFL's press release, Nasher? The competition has never been more even! Plus... um... equalisation... and stuff!

The AFL don't know the meaning of the word.

They think if you play all the lower level sides against each other in the first few games that is equalisation. What a bunch of weak ...what Goddard said ...who can't stand up for the competition and make the hard decisions.

Well, at least we can take comfort in knowing that Gold Coast is worse than us. 2 goals to 17 at the moment against West Coast.

2 goals in 3 quarters. Yikes. I called 100 points+ to WC before the game even started and was laughed at. Feeling chuffed right about now!

As for Stevie J, dirty sniper who makes up for a lack of brain cells with a surplus of stupidity. And only a week after what happened to his teammate's [testicles], absolutely braindead [censored].

Ah, and there goes our record breaking loss today! Thanks Gold Coast!!! (for the four points, too)

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There are some seriously pants teams around at the moment.

And by 'pants' you mean 'awesome', RIGHT?

Seriously, what a sad individual I have become that I am taking perverse pleasure in the Suns score and calculating what sort of frenzy would be required for a West Coast to win by 191.

The AFL don't know the meaning of the word.

They think if you play all the lower level sides against each other in the first few games that is equalisation. What a bunch of weak ...what Goddard said ...who can't stand up for the competition and make the hard decisions.

Rjay watching today was like Pioneers versus Blackburn United as I vaguely remember a grossly uneven under 17 competition all those years ago.


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Rjay watching today was like Pioneers versus Blackburn United as I vaguely remember a grossly uneven under 17 competition all those years ago.

Very similar 'Earl'. A few teams at the top then the rest were easy pickings.

The AFL is getting the feel of a local junior league about it these days, probably become just a local curiosity in a few years if they don't get their act together though.

Gil has his priorities in order though -- looking after the drug cheats by hanging out with their president all night Friday.

Wonder if he was hanging out with PJ today, helping brainstorm ideas for struggling clubs?

 

The good news is our losses have been to the top 5 sides.

NB until the WC v GC game finishes...

Our losses have been to teams numbered 1, 3, 4 5 and 6. Next week we play 8. Then 10. Then 7.

It might have looked easy last year, but we've actually copped a hellishly difficult draw on 2015 form.

Top six teams banned from Free Agency trades each year and bottom six teams divy up the first 10'draftbpicks each year, first six picks go in order of how they finish, the next 4 picks go into a lottery or even go to the teams that finish in the top 4 of the bottom six so as to stop teams tanking. That is at least would be a start to equalisation in the modern era.


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