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Who are we better than ??

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1. Saints

2. Fitzroy

3. Weagles

4. Suns

5. Tiges

6. Scum

7. Filth

8. [censored]

9. Doggies

Anyone smell September ??

Hahaha Scum, Filth and [Censored] as legitimate AFL nicknames would be great.

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    I reckon we are a 6-8 win team next year maybe 9-11

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    1. Saints

    2. Fitzroy

    3. Weagles

    4. Suns

    5. Tiges

    6. Scum

    7. Filth

    8. [censored]

    9. Doggies

    Anyone smell September ??

    No.
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    1. Saints

    2. Fitzroy

    3. Weagles

    4. Suns

    5. Tiges

    6. Scum

    7. Filth

    8. [censored]

    9. Doggies

    Anyone smell September ??

    Sides we are better than.

    Collingwood.

    Tigers.

    Suns.

    Brisbane.

    Eagles.

    Carlton.

    St Kilda.

    Sides we are just below.

    Geelong.

    North.

    Adelaide.

    Essendon.

    Edited by KingDingAling

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    Gold Coast and Richmond.

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    I reckon we are a 6-8 win team next year maybe 9-11

    Agreed. If everything goes right we could well win 10. Given we could have won 6-8 last year. It's all about confidence. If we can string a two or three together who knows.

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    We're not better than Collingwood I'm afraid...they were hard at it yesterday and Figjam has them on the right track. We are better than:

    Bears

    Suns

    Blues

    Tigers

    Saints

    Doggies

    and maybe the Eagles

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    We're not better than Collingwood I'm afraid...they were hard at it yesterday and Figjam has them on the right track. We are better than:

    Bears

    Suns

    Blues

    Tigers

    Saints

    Doggies

    and maybe the Eagles

    Agree - Collingwood were good yesterday and I think on the right track in terms of list management, culture and game plan. Wouldn't be surprised if they finish 5-6th and play deep into September.

    I reckon we will win 6-8 including matching it with and beating at least one of Geelong, North and Westcoast - teams which have bullied us since we have been a rabble.

    I think the pass mark for this season is a percentage btw 80-90% and being a contender for finals 2/3rds into the season. This is important as it means we have something to play for in the last 7 or 8 games.

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    We are not as good as Collingwood,Brisbane ,Geelong or North.

    We haven't beaten them in years.

    We are nowhere near Sydney,hawks,freo,port.

    We are probably the equal of the dogs.

    We are 5 goals worse than the crows.

    We are better than Carlton .

    Yet to prove we can do the Saints.

    The gw scums are heading for the eight.

    West coast are another one we can never beat.

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    No offence to the OP but this is a ridiculous conversation to be having in round 4 with our opponents having been GC, GWS (who pansed us), Adelaide, and the Tigers.

    We are an up and coming team, that is all. We still have along way to go before we can start talking about who we're better than. On their best day the Tigers are still probably better than us.

    [EDIT] Typo

    Edited by Pates

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    No offence to the OP but this is a ridiculous conversation to be having in round 3 with our opponents having been GC, GWS (who pansed us), Adelaide, and the Tigers.

    We are an up and coming team, that is all. We still have along way to go before we can start talking about who we're better than. On their best day the Tigers are still probably better than us.

    I have to agree.

    We must be the worst group of supporters at keeping the lid on our team.

    Our best is good enough to push any side and beat most, but our worst is bad enough to lose to St Kilda, Brisbane or any other bad side.

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    No offence to the OP but this is a ridiculous conversation to be having in round 3 with our opponents having been GC, GWS (who pansed us), Adelaide, and the Tigers.

    We are an up and coming team, that is all. We still have along way to go before we can start talking about who we're better than. On their best day the Tigers are still probably better than us.

    Hate to reduce the impact of your otherwise good post, but it's round 4 not round 3.

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    what a bunch of old misery guts.

    Dare to dream, Demons, Dare to dream....

    Believe me, having seen our start to the year I'm dreaming much bigger this year than the last 8 combined.

    I have much more hope, but that doesn't mean all of a sudden we're the 8th best side in the AFL.

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    Should win

    R8 Dogs

    R10 Pies

    R11 Saints

    R14 WC

    R16 Lions

    R17 Saints

    R18 Pies

    R20 Dogs

    R21 Blues

    Gives us 11 games

    Plus 1 or 2 upsets..... hmmm

    Might have to rethink the Dogs. Watching them now giving Adelaide a hard time.

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    I have to agree.

    We must be the worst group of supporters at keeping the lid on our team.

    Our best is good enough to push any side and beat most, but our worst is bad enough to lose to St Kilda, Brisbane or any other bad side.

    Can you blame some of us though? So starved of success.

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