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Simon Garlick resignation

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Pushed by Gordon I'm sure.

Smorgon hired him at age 35 and with only 6 years post footy (no doubt getting some experience during his career) in the business world.

Of course he had more footy knowledge than the average CEO, but that's not the core responsibility of the CEO as we know! Unless he was incredibly bright I don't think he had the experience needed to run a modern footy club. Particularly one like the Dogs where they are trying to grow throughout the Western Suburbs and doing things like their residential development.

 

I haven't had the opportunity to listen to any news today but he apparently signed a 3 year contract with the Dogs last year. So what's the story behind this - pushed or fell?

Pushed seemed to be the story behind the story ...

A lot has happened over at Dog Land since August.


Cameron Schwab isn't currently employed by an AFL club as a CEO. Jus' sayin.

Footscray has been a mess since Griff requested a trade.

Not that I care at all, my sole interest is what McCartney can do with the young guys on this list.

He was involved in a heated situation with Lamb and Butters,until things boiled over

Then I hear he was not worth his salt.

After that he went underground.

The word on him is he kept the vampires at bay for a while.

 

He was involved in a heated situation with Lamb and Butters,until things boiled over

Then I hear he was not worth his salt.

After that he went underground.

The word on him is he kept the vampires at bay for a while.

You sure know how to spice up a story Biff. Keep stewing it up!

You sure know how to spice up a story Biff. Keep stewing it up!

I have an excellent sauce for this.

Baaaddabum.!!!!


I'm sure Oscar Wilde could have come up with an appropriate line about losing a Coach, a CEO and a Captain all in the same off-season.

"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."

He was involved in a heated situation with Lamb and Butters,until things boiled over

Then I hear he was not worth his salt.

After that he went underground.

The word on him is he kept the vampires at bay for a while.

That's a fair shake of the source bottle mate!

There is a bit of an odor about this whole Garlick business.


There is a bit of an odor about this whole Garlick business.

Ah yes, there it is.

Ah yes, there it is.

it had to be said

Garlick's off, quite a stink out west.

Dog's are in more [censored] than Batman.

The kennel is in more ***** than a Werribee duck....

The kennel is in more ***** than a Werribee duck....

[censored} = shlt

***** = shlt

So does that mean that shlt is shlt? Because the doggies are in deep shlt.


Cameron Schwab isn't currently employed by an AFL club as a CEO. Jus' sayin.

I don't think they would understand the Red White and Blue Print.

I don't think they would understand the Red White and Blue Print.

I wonder how the earthy denizens of South West Melbourne would react to the blazers and the marching band?

 

I wonder how the earthy denizens of South West Melbourne would react to the blazers and the marching band?

Not sure CBF but I do know I thought they were bloody awful.

Not sure CBF but I do know I thought they were bloody awful.

If you have lived out there, you would know that there would be only two possible outcomes that could arise had blazers, bugles and marching band been introduced at the Whitten Oval.

1) Bemusement from the supporter base followed by a swift withdrawal of said concepts.

2) Rioting from the supporter base followed by CS's whiteboard markers and copy of that New England Patriots book he banged on about being violently inserted into his rectum.


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