If you have lived out there, you would know that there would be only two possible outcomes that could arise had blazers, bugles and marching band been introduced at the Whitten Oval.

1) Bemusement from the supporter base followed by a swift withdrawal of said concepts.

2) Rioting from the supporter base followed by CS's whiteboard markers and copy of that New England Patriots book he banged on about being violently inserted into his rectum.

Seems appropriate

I wonder how the earthy denizens of South West Melbourne would react to the blazers and the marching band?

Actually they would feel right at home.

Weren't they the only VFL club that had the Hyde Street band at every home game?

If you look at the press release, the reasons are right there. He "maintained" this and "maintained" that, but it looks like there was no expansion or fan base development. He managed the club and it pretty much stayed as he found it. There might be one or two achievements he and the club are very proud of, but in the main it was steady-as-she-goes. He was too young and inexperienced for the brief he was given.

I could get 10,000 Vietnamese to a home game for the dogs.

Simply offer "Free Mathematical Tuition"

I could get 10,000 Vietnamese to a home game for the dogs.

Simply offer "Free Mathematical Tuition"

Jeezus Moonie.

Of course this is pure racism.

Any time I have a mathematical transaction that is in cash I seem to loose.

Nearly all of these transactions are with Vietnamese people.

I live in the Gatwick,

They live in huge mansions in suburbs I will not name.

At least my racism is based on an irrational fear of being exploited rather than an unreadable text written by a mad man!

FFS don't mention racism, or sanctimonious Stuie will be all over it and bore us all shite less!

BTW Biff is not racist - he simply pays the asian girls less - he tells them it is going into a war widows fund.

If that doesn't work he uses the old "some of my best friends are vietnamese" line!!

Enough.