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Who has the better scooter? Trenners or Saty?

Six6Six
in Melbourne Demons

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Fair enough then.

Definitely Trenners' scooter. I want one and I have two functioning legs.

I had 2 functioning legs until today.... did a calf. any suggestions??? anyone ?

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    I knew you lost your job saty but don't tell me you you lost your drivers license.

    I think his sled must have broken, so had to borrow one of the presents to get around ? ^_^

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    I had 2 functioning legs until today.... did a calf. any suggestions??? anyone ?

    try jazza, he's an expert on calves

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    I had 2 functioning legs until today.... did a calf. any suggestions??? anyone ?

    A solid session where you can barely walk afterwards is impressive.

    Though the beastiality side of things is rather concerning DL.

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    try jazza, he's an expert on calves

    haha, funny, twas thinking he was an expert on Jersey's,,, or was that on Heffers ??? anyway whatever, I'm sure they keep him up at night. :cool:

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    A solid session where you can barely walk afterwards is impressive.

    Though the beastiality side of things is rather concerning DL.

    its the calves, there so low down, & 'ai' is no fun anywayz. :ph34r:

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    I think I may need Trenners scooter to get about, wonder if he wants a navicular going cheap. or a very good used arterial system.

    Edited by dee-luded

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    If anyone is interested, it is a Razor Street scooter, it folds up, don't own a car use this or walk everywhere, also have a smaller wheeled Ninja scooter that is good for speed work, my lovely lady rides another Melbourne badged Razor with red handles, saving up to get a Micro Cruiser which has larger wheels and navigates rough terrain and pubic forums better.

    I told Six it was ok to post the photo, as if I care what anybody on here thinks of me, only close family matters and my eldest daughter gave me up as a lost cause years ago, first time I met my now son-in-law, was on scooter, wearing cam shorts and a Sid Vicious tee shirt

    Trenners let me try his, didn't think much of it, it had a brake, the wuz

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    If anyone is interested, it is a Razor Street scooter, it folds up, don't own a car use this or walk everywhere, also have a smaller wheeled Ninja scooter that is good for speed work, my lovely lady rides another Melbourne badged Razor with red handles, saving up to get a Micro Cruiser which has larger wheels and navigates rough terrain and pubic forums better.

    I told Six it was ok to post the photo, as if I care what anybody on here thinks of me, only close family matters and my eldest daughter gave me up as a lost cause years ago, first time I met my now son-in-law, was on scooter, wearing cam shorts and a Sid Vicious tee shirt

    Trenners let me try his, didn't think much of it, it had a brake, the wuz

    [Disclaimer - good natured joke intended]

    I'm disappointed this wasn't a 'guns' photo :)

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    There is weird. There is very weird. And then there is this thread.

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    If anyone is interested, it is a Razor Street scooter, it folds up, don't own a car use this or walk everywhere, also have a smaller wheeled Ninja scooter that is good for speed work, my lovely lady rides another Melbourne badged Razor with red handles, saving up to get a Micro Cruiser which has larger wheels and navigates rough terrain and pubic forums better.

    Never heard of these. Where can I join one?

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    If anyone is interested, it is a Razor Street scooter, it folds up, don't own a car use this or walk everywhere, also have a smaller wheeled Ninja scooter that is good for speed work, my lovely lady rides another Melbourne badged Razor with red handles, saving up to get a Micro Cruiser which has larger wheels and navigates rough terrain and pubic forums better.

    I told Six it was ok to post the photo, as if I care what anybody on here thinks of me, only close family matters and my eldest daughter gave me up as a lost cause years ago, first time I met my now son-in-law, was on scooter, wearing cam shorts and a Sid Vicious tee shirt

    Trenners let me try his, didn't think much of it, it had a brake, the wuz

    If only Sid had ran over Nancy...

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    I had 2 functioning legs until today.... did a calf. any suggestions??? anyone ?

    You will need.

    A pound of lard.

    A bottle of penetrine.

    A peg.

    Rub lard and penetrine on calf every 3 hours.

    Put peg on nose at same time.

    Walk backwards more often to build up the calf to sustainable quality.

    Call me in 3 weeks and prepare cheque for 280.00.

    All hail the saty.Just a picture of health and happiness.

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    Never heard of these. Where can I join one?

    I wouldn't join Dr.

    Things can get pretty hairy in a pubic forum.

    Hard to disentangle yourself at times.

    Believe me.

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    There is weird. There is very weird. And then there is this thread.

    Hmm arr Yes

    I am putting it down to the time of the year

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    Anyone here in favour of merging this thread with "The No T$ No B$ Thread" at some stage of the journey?

    Not enough space on the forum for 2 freak threads?

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    You will need.

    A pound of lard.

    A bottle of penetrine.

    A peg.

    Rub lard and penetrine on calf every 3 hours.

    Put peg on nose at same time.

    Walk backwards more often to build up the calf to sustainable quality.

    Call me in 3 weeks and prepare cheque for 280.00.

    All hail the saty.Just a picture of health and happiness.

    penetrine? not the mechanical solvent variety?

    sore'r this morning. will try to gentle slow stretch whilst leg elevated vertically, walking with leg out @ 3.00 O'clock, hop along. :roos:

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    My first thought when I saw the photo of Satyr was that it couldn't possibly be him. I just refused to believe he'd wear a red and blue top with "Lemons", even if it was intended satire.

    Thankfully, my eyes deceived me.

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    You got it in one DD. He really got into the swing of it later in the morning.

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    Who's the dude with the blurred face?

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    on a serious note, wtf is the point of that scooter for Trengove? Does he actually do handball drills with it or something? Seems a bit silly

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    on a serious note, wtf is the point of that scooter for Trengove? Does he actually do handball drills with it or something? Seems a bit silly

    Yeh, there are photos of him using it in handball drills, well not so much drills but rather stationary handballing. probably a bit easier for him to move around training instead of crutches

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    Anyone here in favour of merging this thread with "The No T$ No B$ Thread" at some stage of the journey?

    No thanks WJ that thread is weird enough at present without adding list lot!

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