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The Josh Kennedy Revelation

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Years of posts, to say this and get banned off demonland? Can some of you have a think. Just all of you wait until tomorrow.

If the trade happens ,you will be hailed as the new Prince of Demonland!

Tomorrow it is.

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You had me a little till you said the Clark deal was not going to get Harry. I think Neil just said on sen it was a done deal. I'm calling BS

you really believe what balme says? Its near the end of the trade period. They have outstanding trades. He's yge footy manager. Pfft

Can't wait until school holidays.

 

Probably officially one of the strangest :unsure: threads ever. Theres been some humdingers too :rolleyes:

Is a humdinger a type of fish? :lol::lol:

Doesnt 3pm clash with the dangerfield announcement?


people are actually believing this [censored] lol

people are actually believing this [censored] lol

Lel.

I kinda hope RD is telling the truth just to see the egg.

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One things for sure, we will be cr4p again, regardless if we land JPK/Dangerfish.

I for one think we will be significantly less crap if we do add one of the top 5 or 10 midfielders in the game.

The shuffling effect of what happens to Jones without a tag and then Bernie Vince can play wing or half back as he should would be a major benefit for the team.

But I'll do my best to stay negative. No expectations, no disappointments.

 

It's fair to say that Demonland has just been Touched By An Uncle...

Troll is as troll does.

Not enough value in the proposed deal, it's not going to happen.

GNF needs to up the anty with more revealing riddles.


If we can get Kennedy for 2+3 I'd do it in a heartbeat 2+3+23 even. The guy would do so much for this football club that drafting two kids couldn't manage in a thousand years. He's an absolute superstar and would bring hope to the playing group, and the supporters. We've been in hole for 8 years, bottom 6 every single year. I'm amazed Chunk has stuck by us this long, but if things don't change quickly he will walk out the door and he will be followed by Dunn, Howe, Hogan, and even Viney. This football club NEEDS a hero like Kennedy to come in, it's not about our next premiership it's about ensuring the football club can survive the next decade in an environment that is becoming rapidly one sided.

That being said I simply cannot see Sydney or Kennedy accepting an offer from us. There is just no reason for a team or player in a premiership window to take that deal.

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you really believe what balme says? Its near the end of the trade period. They have outstanding trades. He's yge footy manager. Pfft

I believe him over internet chat yes. Please tell me why you would believe a poster over someone who is involved in a football club. We will see tomorrow if the three way deal is done. Balme or random internet poster? I don't see what is so hard to believe

Wish Song was on ... really need Admiral Ackbar gif about now.

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The deal will be done by tomorrow 3pm. Some supporters may get a shock for the compensation we will be giving Sydney, but you have to pay overs to get these sorts of deals done.

I am told we should be thanking Chris Dawes for the effort he has put in to get Josh across. He and Kennedy are mates from their Sandringham Dragon days.

Go Dees!!

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Steve use your common sense, we aint going to trade Pick 2 & 3 for Kennedy alone

Sydney are that close to a flag, really would you trade out your best midfielder, look at their midfield without Kennedy not really big enough to match it with Freo and Hawks

Balmey who would know has already kiboshed the story of Collingwood making the HL/MC/TV trade messy it's agreed to will be done

To be fair Balme also said the exact same thing on trade radio Friday morning.


GNF needs to up the anty with more revealing riddles.

Up the Aunty? I think UncleWithBenefits might have something to say about that!

I believe him over internet chat yes. Please tell me why you would believe a poster over someone who is involved in a football club. We will see tomorrow if the three way deal is done. Balme or random internet poster? I don't see what is so hard to believe

Neither are that believable. You can't trust anything football people say. They're politicians.

Wish Song was on ... really need Admiral Ackbar gif about now.

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A deal is all but done, all will be revealed at 2:30pm tomorrow

Why 2.30pm?


A deal is all but done, all will be revealed at 2:30pm tomorrow

"UncleWithBenefits"!! Welcome! Welcome to to Demonland! I can already tell you are a man after my own heart.

You can call me Uncle Bitter in future correspondence !

If this trade doesn't happen I think its best to delete yourself from here for good.

Why? If H_H is still here a bloke like RD can stay.

I 100% agree. We need to win some games. Not just to get some momentum going or to keep fans happy. But also to be a club tat has some hope of attracting free agents and the new free agent - any player coming out of contract (or just plain unhappy players for that matter). The window of opportunity to do the old style rebuild has slammed shut. The time is now.

Yes, I agree.

another year of watching us hopelessly uncompetitive is unpalatable to everyone, players, coaches, us the supporters, and the afl in general. While we wait for the 18year olds to get 50 games into them, we lose supporters, members, sponsors, hope. We can't wait, we have to improve significantly now. This is the way to operate in this new landscape, not saying it's good, but it's the pragmatic decision that has to be made. Gusty move, well done dees

 

Why? If H_H is still here a bloke like RD can stay.

thank you for thinking of me

very kind xo

I can confirm that someone has been talking S$$$ at around 2:30 to 3:45 pm tomorrow


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