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  On 06/02/2014 at 03:20, hogans_heroes said:

This is the worst thread i have ever seen

Even worse than some of the threads i have made

Then ignore it!

 
  On 06/02/2014 at 03:18, Little Goffy said:

This is unacceptable! Sack the bored!

But more seriously, it is a bit of a newspeak clanger.

I'm bored... does that mean I get the sack?

  On 06/02/2014 at 03:20, hogans_heroes said:

This is the worst thread i have ever seen

Even worse than some of the threads i have made

Then you shouldn't condemn it... you should take inspiration from it!

 
  On 06/02/2014 at 04:15, hardtack said:

Then you shouldn't condemn it... you should take inspiration from it!

I wasnt condemning it

I was complimenting it.. Ive been trying to make the worst thread for ages

Actually I think my thread where I complained about no training photos on the MFC website still has this one beat

  On 06/02/2014 at 04:53, hogans_heroes said:

I wasnt condemning it

I was complimenting it.. Ive been trying to make the worst thread for ages

Actually I think my thread where I complained about no training photos on the MFC website still has this one beat

i think you should run a poll and let the members decide that


  On 06/02/2014 at 03:20, hogans_heroes said:

This is the worst thread i have ever seen

Even worse than some of the threads i have made

Haha Gold HH

Because we all know that Demonland epitomizes proper grammar and spelling...
The problem is that he used a noun instead of an adverb at the end of his sentence.

 
  On 06/02/2014 at 00:59, hardtack said:

This was discussed in the Mitch Clark's Foot topic... and I am not so sure it is actually a grammatical error.

Edit: I take that back. Just checked the article and noticed the heading says "positively" and the body text says "positivity"... perhaps it was written on an iPad and he is a victim of the dreaded Apple spell-checker.

However, the term "progressing positivity" can be also correct and could be applied in this case. For example, Clark's progress with his foot could be progressing positivity at the club.

The heading's been changed from the original grammatically incorrect heading and I say that with some positivity.


  On 06/02/2014 at 03:12, stuie said:

It's a spelling mistake. Seriously. Close thread.

Just walk away....

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You've been a bit of a snappy tom lately stuie….how goes the bub?

This is an important post because it shines a light on this high tech age we find ourselves in where abbreviations and grammatical errors are par for the course and it shines a light on those who don't care that the english language is being raped before our eyes.

Wouldn't mind if they had an easier link to contacting the club at the end of the article. It's minor and it'd stay minor if you could say pssst Burgo, ya done used the wrong word. Maybe Burgo should pm his email address to all the best spellers on Demonland. We'll be like planeteers for spelling corrections etc. Grammarteers.


  On 06/02/2014 at 10:33, Lordweaver said:

This is an important post because it shines a light on this high tech age we find ourselves in where abbreviations and grammatical errors are par for the course and it shines a light on those who don't care that the english language is being raped before our eyes.

better to rape the language lordweaver than little choirboys eh?

it was consenting dc, enough said

I was reading the AGM post and I spotted a hint about a new (another ) major sponsor to be announced next week I thought that might make an interesting thread for a guess who and I thought na enuff crap threads on here , well FMD I find this , fair dinkum ?

  On 06/02/2014 at 03:20, hogans_heroes said:

This is the worst thread i have ever seen

Even worse than some of the threads i have made

Now hold on ... that's just going too far!

  On 06/02/2014 at 04:14, hardtack said:

I'm bored... does that mean I get the sack?

I'm the chairman of the bored!


  On 06/02/2014 at 10:33, Lordweaver said:

This is an important post because it shines a light on this high tech age we find ourselves in where abbreviations and grammatical errors are par for the course and it shines a light on those who don't care that the english language is being raped before our eyes.

LOL.

  On 06/02/2014 at 06:41, jumbo returns said:

You've been a bit of a snappy tom lately stuie….how goes the bub?

Hit that 6-12 month age when they don't sleep much, especially on hot nights, and you jump at anything that moves??? The missus is on edge, you can't put a foot right and you're wondering why parenthood is so easy for everyone else?........ Oh, hang on, that's just me....... Did I say that out loud?......

  On 06/02/2014 at 10:33, Lordweaver said:

This is an important post because it shines a light on this high tech age we find ourselves in where abbreviations and grammatical errors are par for the course and it shines a light on those who don't care that the english language is being raped before our eyes.

One too many lord?

 
  On 06/02/2014 at 10:33, Lordweaver said:

This is an important post because it shines a light on this high tech age we find ourselves in where abbreviations and grammatical errors are par for the course and it shines a light on those who don't care that the english language is being raped before our eyes.

Because using rape as an analogy for careless grammar is sooooooo high-brow.

Anyway...

"Those damn Akkadians are bastardising our script again" said the Sumerian.

  On 06/02/2014 at 01:42, hogans_heroes said:

News Limited and Fairfax need editors, I see so many grammatical errors in the major newspapers it's just embarrassing

Fixed your post. :rolleyes:


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