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This is the worst thread i have ever seen

Even worse than some of the threads i have made

Then ignore it!

 

This is unacceptable! Sack the bored!

But more seriously, it is a bit of a newspeak clanger.

I'm bored... does that mean I get the sack?

This is the worst thread i have ever seen

Even worse than some of the threads i have made

Then you shouldn't condemn it... you should take inspiration from it!

 

Then you shouldn't condemn it... you should take inspiration from it!

I wasnt condemning it

I was complimenting it.. Ive been trying to make the worst thread for ages

Actually I think my thread where I complained about no training photos on the MFC website still has this one beat

I wasnt condemning it

I was complimenting it.. Ive been trying to make the worst thread for ages

Actually I think my thread where I complained about no training photos on the MFC website still has this one beat

i think you should run a poll and let the members decide that


This is the worst thread i have ever seen

Even worse than some of the threads i have made

Haha Gold HH

Because we all know that Demonland epitomizes proper grammar and spelling...
The problem is that he used a noun instead of an adverb at the end of his sentence.

 

This was discussed in the Mitch Clark's Foot topic... and I am not so sure it is actually a grammatical error.

Edit: I take that back. Just checked the article and noticed the heading says "positively" and the body text says "positivity"... perhaps it was written on an iPad and he is a victim of the dreaded Apple spell-checker.

However, the term "progressing positivity" can be also correct and could be applied in this case. For example, Clark's progress with his foot could be progressing positivity at the club.

The heading's been changed from the original grammatically incorrect heading and I say that with some positivity.


should be shot at dawn for a week (as long as dawn doesn't mind)

then burnt at the stake

It's a spelling mistake. Seriously. Close thread.

Just walk away....

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You've been a bit of a snappy tom lately stuie….how goes the bub?

This is an important post because it shines a light on this high tech age we find ourselves in where abbreviations and grammatical errors are par for the course and it shines a light on those who don't care that the english language is being raped before our eyes.

Wouldn't mind if they had an easier link to contacting the club at the end of the article. It's minor and it'd stay minor if you could say pssst Burgo, ya done used the wrong word. Maybe Burgo should pm his email address to all the best spellers on Demonland. We'll be like planeteers for spelling corrections etc. Grammarteers.


This is an important post because it shines a light on this high tech age we find ourselves in where abbreviations and grammatical errors are par for the course and it shines a light on those who don't care that the english language is being raped before our eyes.

better to rape the language lordweaver than little choirboys eh?

it was consenting dc, enough said

I was reading the AGM post and I spotted a hint about a new (another ) major sponsor to be announced next week I thought that might make an interesting thread for a guess who and I thought na enuff crap threads on here , well FMD I find this , fair dinkum ?

This is the worst thread i have ever seen

Even worse than some of the threads i have made

Now hold on ... that's just going too far!

I'm bored... does that mean I get the sack?

I'm the chairman of the bored!


This is an important post because it shines a light on this high tech age we find ourselves in where abbreviations and grammatical errors are par for the course and it shines a light on those who don't care that the english language is being raped before our eyes.

LOL.

You've been a bit of a snappy tom lately stuie….how goes the bub?

Hit that 6-12 month age when they don't sleep much, especially on hot nights, and you jump at anything that moves??? The missus is on edge, you can't put a foot right and you're wondering why parenthood is so easy for everyone else?........ Oh, hang on, that's just me....... Did I say that out loud?......

This is an important post because it shines a light on this high tech age we find ourselves in where abbreviations and grammatical errors are par for the course and it shines a light on those who don't care that the english language is being raped before our eyes.

One too many lord?

 

This is an important post because it shines a light on this high tech age we find ourselves in where abbreviations and grammatical errors are par for the course and it shines a light on those who don't care that the english language is being raped before our eyes.

Because using rape as an analogy for careless grammar is sooooooo high-brow.

Anyway...

"Those damn Akkadians are bastardising our script again" said the Sumerian.

News Limited and Fairfax need editors, I see so many grammatical errors in the major newspapers it's just embarrassing

Fixed your post. :rolleyes:


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