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Look who I found moonlighting as a NYPD officer in 'Person of Interest'.

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She is saying to him..."first you impersonate a footballer and now you are impersonating a cop ?"

 

LOL.

I won't spoil anything, but things don't work out that well for TS on Person of Interest.


"Now you can't go coasting around pretending to do something here, you'll actually have to work for your money, a lot less money"

him: the mob just offered me six mill to play the game

her: watcha say

him: said i'd think it over, but they'd need to cut the old man in too

her: could'ya put a word in for me too

him: sure sis

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She to him: you got no balls so don't bother trying to scratch them........

She's asking him: "Are you sure you don't know anything about the theft of $6mil from the Greater Western Sydney area?"


"I have a funny feeling this guy isn't telling me something important I should know"

Somebody please tell me there's a full moon tonight.

No you will have to wait till December 18th . WJ

"I've only got coffee. You're dad pinched all the donuts"

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Look who I found moonlighting as a NYPD officer in 'Person of Interest'.

Who? Jessica Moubouy?

is this a cheap porno?

is this a cheap porno?

Don't think so Song - I've seen most of them.

Who? Jessica Moubouy?

This thread is set up for clever and witty comments. What are you doing posting on it Moonie?

Don't think so Song - I've seen most of them.

This thread is set up for clever and witty comments. What are you doing posting on it Moonie?

Negative Nancy.

I'm almost certain he's saying " I do a 15.3 beep so if you get into any trouble I'll be flocking miles away"


It's just not like Moon. He's normally the master of wit and repartee.

She: "Why did we come down here, there's no criminal activity going on"

He: "Thought we could just come down and have a look"

Don't think so Song - I've seen most of them.

This thread is set up for clever and witty comments. What are you doing posting on it Moonie?

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Her- why are Melbourne supporters so vindictive and spitefull toward you, I thought you had a good season and showed heaps of improvement.

Scully- nothing better to do I suppose, I couldn't give two shits really.

Her- why are Melbourne supporters so vindictive and spitefull toward you, I thought you had a good season and showed heaps of improvement.

Scully- nothing better to do I suppose, I couldn't give two shits really.

I suspect it might just possibly be something to do with crushing a few hopes and dreams of fanatical supporters who inhabit footy fan sites ...... funny that !


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