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95% humidity during the game.

Absolute lunacy that this game is going ahead.

It's no wonder only the desperate clubs chase this dragon.

Next weeks opponent will be licking their lips watching tonights game.

Are we allowed an extended bench for this waterworld extravaganza?

Have you even bothered to look at a weather forecast or is just your aim to shoot off your mouth at something you disagree with?

It'll be lucky to crack 50% humidity there today the way things are going. Geez, it's not the middle of the bloody wet season!!

 

Ok so your expert advice is that by game time it will be 90% humidity? I am up here and it does not feel that humid. And yes I too have experience of the tropics.

then you should know the humidity goes up at night.

I hope it doesn't for the players sake. They are a very important asset.

then you should know the humidity goes up at night.

I hope it doesn't for the players sake. They are a very important asset.

Surely you jest wyl!

Our lot an asset!

50% of them are a liability.

 

Surely you jest wyl!

Our lot an asset!

50% of them are a liability.

re sale value O.D.!!!

re sale value O.D.!!!

If they were cars you would remove the plates and leave them at the airport car park


If they were cars you would remove the plates and leave them at the airport car park

Hahahaha!!!

then you should know the humidity goes up at night.

I hope it doesn't for the players sake. They are a very important asset.

Yes it does but not that much. The biggest problem is a slippery ball.

Big outs for Brisbane. J.Brown and M.Golby are out.

Kent is our sub.

 

If we are as passive tonight (this arvo) as last week, we'll get murdered.

Meek, mild mannered, temperate Melbourne.

I mucked up my alliteration.

If we are as passive tonight (this arvo) as last week, we'll get murdered.

Meek, mild mannered, temperate Melbourne.

I mucked up my alliteration.

I don't know if I just had rose coloured glasses on but I didn't think we were meek and mild mannered last week. I just though Geelong were that bloody good that even though our players busted their bodies to win the ball, Geelong just had that better poise and ability to smash us.

I don't know if I just had rose coloured glasses on but I didn't think we were meek and mild mannered last week. I just though Geelong were that bloody good that even though our players busted their bodies to win the ball, Geelong just had that better poise and ability to smash us.

You're probably right.

I just got really [censored] off at Johnson's knee into Nate's jaw and none of the players remonstrated.

Kelly playing up to the crowd, trying the impossible snap.

Bartel doing whatever he liked.

Half arsed attempts at tackles.

Geelong didn't even pretend to show any respect to their opponent.

Oh, well - maybe because they don't have to.

Interesting team line-up on the AFL App. Seems a better structure than that in this morning's papers (Kent is the Sub.).

Up Here on the NSW coast with Mrs Frankie, the son and heir and the two daughters (to be fair, also heirs to the frankie_d fortune). No tv and no radio so relying on this thread and Twitter. I have a VG bottle of red which had already been put into service.

Go Dees !


Can we forgive Dunn for missing a handball in these conditions, or missing a target when kicking across goal ?

NEVER

ps who is on ? handles?

Don't have Foxtel. Is there any free streams online?


Fitzy kicks his second.

fitz is a gun! setting up our forward line next year will be a struggle

PM sent LT.

 

i wonder how much of an advantage a pre season up there will be as this game drags on


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