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Player Nicknames

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Sometimes I reckon if Jack Watts was a chocolate bar, he'd eat himself.

Maybe he could wear the name "chocky".

 

I reckon 'The Hammer' for Mitch Clark is a beauty.. His initials.. MC.. Hammer. It fits perfectly as he always hits the contest extremely hard.

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Several posters have astutely noted that Pedersen's nickname needs some work and we have a bunch of new players.

Its the off season and with nothing better to do so how about a few suggestions for some witty and obscure nicknames.

Last years pick of the crop was Mitsubishi.

We need a few more like the Russian, Chippa (an all time great name)...Hammer is good,

Maybe Dawes can have one with an obscure james Morrison reference. (we missed the opportunity to give him the number 27).

And no names with a 'y' or "o' at the end.

1 - Jesse Hogan*

2 - Nathan Jones

3 -

4 - Jack Watts

5 - Jimmy Toumpas

6 - Chris Dawes

7 - Jack Viney

8 - James Frawley

9 - Jack Trengove

10 - Shannon Byrnes

11 - Mitch Clark

12 - Colin Sylvia

13 - Jordie McKenzie

14 - Lynden Dunn

15 - David Rodan

16 -

17 - Sam Blease

18 -

19 - James Strauss

20 - Colin Garland

21 - Cameron Pedersen

22 - James Magner

23 - Josh Tynan

24 -

25 - Tom McDonald

26 - Daniel Nicholson

27 - Tom Gillies

28 - Joel Macdonald

29 -

30 - James Sellar

31 - Jack Grimes

32 - Michael Evans

33 - Dominic Barry

34 - Dean Kent

35 - Luke Tapscott

36 - Aaron Davey

37 - Max Gawn

38 - Jeremy Howe

39 - Neville Jetta

40 - Mark Jamar

41 - Troy Davis

42 - Jake Spencer

43 - Rory Taggert

44 - Rohan Bail

45 - Matt Jones

46 - Dean Terlich

47 - Tom Couch

48 - Jack Fitzpatrick


Bare with me, im deliberatley drawing a long bow here.....

44 - Rohan Bail - Epirb

Bail, Bailing water, sinking ship, Epirb

43 - Rory Taggert - Teddy

Taggert, Taggart (TV series), Set in Glasgow, Glasgow Rangers, The Teddy Bears, Teddy

33 - Dominic Barry - Choot-Choot

Barry, Barry Crocker, Neighbours theme tune, Kylie Minogue, the loco-motion, locomotive, Train, Choot-choot

Bare with me, im deliberatley drawing a long bow here.....

44 - Rohan Bail - Epirb

Bail, Bailing water, sinking ship, Epirb

43 - Rory Taggert - Teddy

Taggert, Taggart (TV series), Set in Glasgow, Glasgow Rangers, The Teddy Bears, Teddy

33 - Dominic Barry - Choot-Choot

Barry, Barry Crocker, Neighbours theme tune, Kylie Minogue, the loco-motion, locomotive, Train, Choot-choot

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Bare with me, im deliberatley drawing a long bow here.....

44 - Rohan Bail - Epirb

Bail, Bailing water, sinking ship, Epirb

43 - Rory Taggert - Teddy

Taggert, Taggart (TV series), Set in Glasgow, Glasgow Rangers, The Teddy Bears, Teddy

33 - Dominic Barry - Choot-Choot

Barry, Barry Crocker, Neighbours theme tune, Kylie Minogue, the loco-motion, locomotive, Train, Choot-choot

I like the ideas but maybe a step to far

how about :

Bail : Chute (parachute)

Barry : Shocker ( a Barry Crocker)

Taggert: Ranger

I've heard Col Sylvia referred to as "hank" but I don't know the origin.


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Anyone have any ideas for a nickname for Cam Pederson? Because I don't think "Pedo" is going to work out.

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Bull

Tapscott beat you to the punch.


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Anyone have any ideas for a nickname for Cam Pederson? Because I don't think "Pedo" is going to work out.

Priest

Peders = Shocks or Shocker

I am partial to 'Indiana' for Nathan Jones. He can dig the ball put of anywhere ... :-)


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No Bull?

No Bull

Maybe Dawes can have one with an obscure james Morrison reference.

Mojo. As in Mr Mojo Risin. As in the anagram for Jim Morrison. As in the front man of The Doors. As in Dawes sounds like Doors.

And he needs to get his mojo back.

And Mitch Clark can be the lizard king. Because he can do anything.

Dom Barry - Con

Priest

Not only do i love your pic mate the priest is absolute genius, im all over that one!

 

Not only do i love your pic mate the priest is absolute genius, im all over that one!

im gonna roll with it

Dom Barry (Nong) or (Champas) or (Bubbles)

James Magner (Szubanski)

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