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Can everyone ease up on Watts. He is far from a dud pick despite what the NikNat loving media would have you believe.

So true .. time to take a breath and post some positives on this site .. FWIW JW has been in our best both weeks in what have been disappointing performances
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By all accounts, TS left BECAUSE of OUR bad CULTURE.........wonder if he would've stayed under Neeld.

Sure the $ had nothing to do with it?

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Cats should dump Hawkins

Cloke will never be any good

Kruezer is a big hack who's always injured

And Watts will never make it in the Afl

Blah, blah,blah,blah,blah.

I read Jon Ralph and Jake Niall so I know these things .

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Cats should dump Hawkins

Cloke will never be any good

Kruezer is a big hack who's always injured

And Watts will never make it in the Afl

Blah, blah,blah,blah,blah.

I read Jon Ralph and Jake Niall so I know these things .

Well said, a good story is always buried in the middle of the newspaper, a bad story makes either the front or back page, or the 30 second bit on the 6 o clcok news

It is all quite simple for anybody who is fed up supporting MFC, don't go, watch or listen to the game on Saturday and every game thereafter, you will then feel so much better

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Cats should dump Hawkins

Cloke will never be any good

Kruezer is a big hack who's always injured

And Watts will never make it in the Afl

Blah, blah,blah,blah,blah.

I read Jon Ralph and Jake Niall so I know these things .

If you really want to "know things" about football listen to Mark Robinson!

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Sure the $ had nothing to do with it?

it helped, but even b4 he got offers from GW$, he was dissatisfied with our culture re: China trip.

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it helped, but even b4 he got offers from GW$, he was dissatisfied with our culture re: China trip.

I've heard that he spat the dummy that on an overseas trip a few blokes had some beers after the game. Gee, I'm shattered he is gone he sounds like as much fun as a fart in an elevator.

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I've heard that he spat the dummy that on an overseas trip a few blokes had some beers after the game. Gee, I'm shattered he is gone he sounds like as much fun as a fart in an elevator.

Actually, the rumour I heard was that a rather tall young team mate threw up on him... no idea how true that is though.

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I've heard that he spat the dummy that on an overseas trip a few blokes had some beers after the game. Gee, I'm shattered he is gone he sounds like as much fun as a fart in an elevator.

They are fun.... or funny....

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Actually, the rumour I heard was that a rather tall young team mate threw up on him... no idea how true that is though.

Haha. I like that rumour. I am definitely gonna spread it.

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Actually, the rumour I heard was that a rather tall young team mate threw up on him... no idea how true that is though.

That's the one I heard - well done to that young man.

Posted (edited)

So true .. time to take a breath and post some positives on this site .. FWIW JW has been in our best both weeks in what have been disappointing performances

<<< That's my favourite Melbourne Demon logo ever Weedster....i think...Lets bring it back and stick it on our flags it's a beaut!!! (source pls....wouldn't mind sticking it on a jumper lol?) :wub:

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Actually, the rumour I heard was that a rather tall young team mate threw up on him... no idea how true that is though.

Thank god you didn't say tall and skinny, then we'd have no hope in guessing who it (allegedly) was...

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Thank god you didn't say tall and skinny, then we'd have no hope in guessing who it (allegedly) was...

Gold!

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Thank god you didn't say tall and skinny, then we'd have no hope in guessing who it (allegedly) was...

Funny.. but then again, that could have described half of our team. But if we want to name names, I believe he was known as Ralphus Maximus, close friend of Biggus Dickus and his wife Incontinenta Buttocks.

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Can everyone ease up on Watts. He is far from a dud pick despite what the NikNat loving media would have you believe.

agree, every other club in the league would have picked Watts and he has been in our best both games this year. Having said that l agree with the start of this thread, we are a shambles and it is going to be the worst year in our last 20 years.

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