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Posted
6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

Is the no B$ in thread title a reference to Bill $horten?

Possibly.... certainly full of it !!

Posted
10 hours ago, daisycutter said:

Image result for milo the frog

There a reason why I live 1,000km from home!

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Posted
2 hours ago, greenmachine said:

players to soft these days really

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I blame Uncle Bitters for this state of affairs.

 

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Posted
4 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

I blame Uncle Bitters for this state of affairs.

 

very astute observation for a frog

now that jack watts has departed, i think all future blame should be directed mercilessly at uncle bitters

Posted
22 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

I blame Uncle Bitters for this state of affairs.

 

So .... you are a carnivorous Frog!

After all I've done for you Frogger, you stab me in the back.

Arrgh .... what a cruel and ungrateful world we live in.

 

Posted
On 16/12/2017 at 8:11 AM, greenmachine said:

players to soft these days really

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We need an English teacher to correct this. Now, where would we find one around here?....

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Posted
1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Remember Moonie, there is a dead author floating around too.

Can we blame Uncle Bitters for killing the author?

Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

dgr8 pst 2, uncle

You been on the cryptic crossword juice dc?

1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Can we blame Uncle Bitters for killing the author?

Ha ha !! That is funny Frogger.

A bloke named Roland Barthes did that many years ago and ..... ironically ... he was a Frog.

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Posted (edited)

Hey Uncle is there a Golf course at Romsey and what is it like!?? Maybe you and I could play a round!?? My shout at the 19th I'm sure the Red Hackle and nightlife would be sensatttttchhhh! I'm sure I would be happy with the Guest room accommodation at "The Manor" with full maid service laid on??

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Posted
1 hour ago, picket fence said:

Hey Uncle is there a Golf course at Romsey and what is it like!?? Maybe you and I could play a round!?? My shout at the 19th I'm sure the Red Hackle and nightlife would be sensatttttchhhh! I'm sure I would be happy with the Guest room accommodation at "The Manor" with full maid service laid on??

A very, very scary picture Picket

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Posted

So. BBO and his offsider Picket walk into the bar at the 19th.

The barman / berperson says: ...?

(please contribute to the story)

Posted
59 minutes ago, bjDee said:

So. BBO and his offsider Picket walk into the bar at the 19th.

The barman / berperson says: ...?

(please contribute to the story)

We don't server people from Romsey here?

Posted

OD I just read the cancellation of the Melbourne FC Boot Camp by the players.

Can I withdraw my prediction of a 2018 Melbourne Premiership?

I now think it will take us at least five years to get rid of all the soft players the Club had accumulated over the years.

My new prediction is that the Melbourne FC will finish 9th or below in 2018. The players are clearly not hungry enough for a Grand Final win.

 

 

Posted
10 hours ago, picket fence said:

Hey Uncle is there a Golf course at Romsey and what is it like!?? Maybe you and I could play a round!?? My shout at the 19th I'm sure the Red Hackle and nightlife would be sensatttttchhhh! I'm sure I would be happy with the Guest room accommodation at "The Manor" with full maid service laid on??

Yes well ..... a splendid idea picket and no doubt if it would be of great value to your social climbing aspirations.

However, your poor old Uncle Bitter is persona non grata  at Royal Romsey. There was an unfortunate incident in the rough during a mixed event. Ball tampering was mentioned. 

An unfortunate misunderstanding really.

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Posted
23 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

We need an English teacher to correct this. Now, where would we find one around here?....

I used to be a secondary English teacher.....


Posted
11 hours ago, bjDee said:

So. BBO and his offsider Picket walk into the bar at the 19th.

The barman / berperson says: ...?

(please contribute to the story)

" Good afternoon Uncle Bitter ... I'll get you a shiraz. Oh ... please have your manservant wait outside"

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Posted
13 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

OD I just read the cancellation of the Melbourne FC Boot Camp by the players.

Can I withdraw my prediction of a 2018 Melbourne Premiership?

I now think it will take us at least five years to get rid of all the soft players the Club had accumulated over the years.

My new prediction is that the Melbourne FC will finish 9th or below in 2018. The players are clearly not hungry enough for a Grand Final win.

 

 

Rubbish. It is because the players found out that bananas were removed from the camp menu.

PS. The Australian budget surplus owes full credit for it to the banana industry which has single handedly rescued the economy.

Posted
14 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

OD I just read the cancellation of the Melbourne FC Boot Camp by the players.

Can I withdraw my prediction of a 2018 Melbourne Premiership?

I now think it will take us at least five years to get rid of all the soft players the Club had accumulated over the years.

My new prediction is that the Melbourne FC will finish 9th or below in 2018. The players are clearly not hungry enough for a Grand Final win.

 

 

No you cannot withdraw DF.

This is a giant storm in a very small tea cup will make no difference to our results.

Posted
8 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

" Good afternoon Uncle Bitter ... I'll get you a shiraz. Oh ... please have your manservant wait outside"

Uncle, all the Waitresses are wearing thongs,! What sort of an establishment have you taken me to??

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Posted
4 hours ago, picket fence said:

Uncle, all the Waitresses are wearing thongs,! What sort of an establishment have you taken me to??

The Beach?

Posted (edited)
15 hours ago, Redleg said:

Rubbish. It is because the players found out that bananas were removed from the camp menu.

PS. The Australian budget surplus owes full credit for it to the banana industry which has single handedly rescued the economy.

No bananas for soft AFL players.

They should only get a weekend at Romsey with Uncle Bitters and his household of blue haired ladies.

Perms, manicures, facials, massagers and other girly hair treatments YES!

Bananas NO!

If only we could bring back real football players like John Duckworth.

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Posted

ex-premier baillieu  describes plan for apple superstore at fed square as 'bananas' on 3aw

hmm apples and bananas....not a good mix

not satisfied with banana alley at the other end of flinders street?

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