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Seems that ever since a few dullards on this site can't put together sufficient words to qualify as banter, there has been a somewhat over reaction to healthy umbrage.

I'd hate to see Dland turn from its colourful pedigree to a place where only Black and White rules !!

Those with too thin a skin might be better entertained at Kindergatens

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      On 23/01/2017 at 00:59, beelzebub said:

    Seem that ever since a few dullards on this site who can't put together sufficient words to qualify as banter, there has been a somewhat over reaction to healthy umbrage.

    I'd hate to see Dland turn from its colourful pedigree to a place where only Black and White rules !!

    Those with too thin a skin might be better entertained at Kindergatens

    No Pies on here bb!

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      On 23/01/2017 at 02:08, old dee said:

    No Pies on here bb!

    my point exaclty !! ;)

    We need to see Red..and Blue a bit, in a friendly way  of course :) 

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    for dieter

    English sailor on the radio: "SOS, we are sinking, we are sinking!"
    German coastguard on the radio: "Wot are you sinking (thinking) about?"

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      On 23/01/2017 at 02:08, old dee said:

    No Pies on here bb!

    If they weigh a whale at the Whaleweigh Station, where do they weigh a pie?

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    weighting weighting weighting !!! :rolleyes:

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      On 23/01/2017 at 09:29, dieter said:

    Some where over the rainbow,

    weigh a pie...

    But pies won't see the colours in the rainbow, only shades of black and white ...

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      On 23/01/2017 at 02:09, beelzebub said:

    my point exaclty !! ;)

    We need to see Red..and Blue a bit, in a friendly way  of course :) 

    And keep our eyes on the Red and the Blue, of course :blink:

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      On 23/01/2017 at 06:44, beelzebub said:

    weighting weighting weighting !!! :rolleyes:

    I am on a diet and have lost 3 kgs, training the house down.

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      On 24/01/2017 at 21:29, Redleg said:

    I am on a diet and have lost 3 kgs, training the house down.

    Eat drink and  be merry for tomorrow we diet.

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      On 24/01/2017 at 21:29, Redleg said:

    I am on a diet and have lost 3 kgs, training the house down.

    So that must be about 480KG you have lost over the years Mr. Leg!!!!!

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      On 24/01/2017 at 23:06, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I lose about 3kg every morning.

    I"m currently in Asia so I drop weight in regular instalments.

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      On 24/01/2017 at 22:42, dieter said:

    Eat drink and  be merry for tomorrow we diet.

    You forgot,root,shoot,smoke and dance.

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      On 24/01/2017 at 22:49, old dee said:

    So that must be about 480KG you have lost over the years Mr. Leg!!!!!

    Probably and then put on about 500 KG.

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    Greetings from Saigon,or near enough to it,

    Spent some hellish days in disagreement with some of my business associates but seem to have struck an accord in relation to prices of various products that are now safely En route to the Gat via an elaborate courier system.

    Ate myself silly in Ha Noi and gained a few kgs that have been shed with the aid of chilli ladened southern food.

    Have arranged several marriages already but can't seem to find any suitors for my red haired friend which is only natural I suppose.Uncle Bitters has agreed to house them at Romsey and deliver them with their honour in tact but I have my doubts as to his motives.

    I have had to beef up the rickshaw team as they tend to tire very quickly under the whip,and many have fallen by the wayside.

    I have taken to wearing a white linen suit and have taught the young girls how to make Pimms properly,which is imperative in this heat.

    My masseurs have reduced my aches and pains in preparation for my return,if it ever happens.

    I've noticed DC and Bitters are posting less frequently than usual which has lessened the collective IQ of the thread.

    I urge you all to eat pork on the BBQ this year as a sign of respect to infidels.

    Party on.

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      On 27/01/2017 at 03:52, Biffen said:

    Greetings from Saigon,or near enough to it,

    Spent some hellish days in disagreement with some of my business associates but seem to have struck an accord in relation to prices of various products that are now safely En route to the Gat via an elaborate courier system.

    Ate myself silly in Ha Noi and gained a few kgs that have been shed with the aid of chilli ladened southern food.

    Have arranged several marriages already but can't seem to find any suitors for my red haired friend which is only natural I suppose.Uncle Bitters has agreed to house them at Romsey and deliver them with their honour in tact but I have my doubts as to his motives.

    I have had to beef up the rickshaw team as they tend to tire very quickly under the whip,and many have fallen by the wayside.

    I have taken to wearing a white linen suit and have taught the young girls how to make Pimms properly,which is imperative in this heat.

    My masseurs have reduced my aches and pains in preparation for my return,if it ever happens.

    I've noticed DC and Bitters are posting less frequently than usual which has lessened the collective IQ of the thread.

    Back soon.

    Red heads always struggle to find a match Biffen. You tried your best, can't help the injustices of nature. 

    I believe Bitters has been furiously mucking out the Romsey stables in anticipation of your lady friend arrivals. You know, peep holes, CCTV, anchor points, and all that goes with his sick tastes.

    Don't forget to shove all of your 'declarable' items in the missus' luggage on your journey home.

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    Good to hear you're 'making do' Biff. Getting a good Pimms can be a trifle annoying. Hope they've learnt the finer points of a good G &T also. 

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      On 23/01/2017 at 06:27, dieter said:

    If they weigh a whale at the Whaleweigh Station, where do they weigh a pie?

    At the piecost.

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      On 27/01/2017 at 05:41, Redleg said:

    At the piecost.

    Ok Red,

    i'll set it up and you knock it down.....

    What's a Piecost?

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      On 27/01/2017 at 12:43, Biffen said:

    Ok Red,

    i'll set it up and you knock it down.....

    What's a Piecost?

    About $3.20 with sauce

    Boom-tish !!

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