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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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15 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

that'll teach you for posing as a shiela, dieter

Your presupposing the life line person was looking for a shiela dc

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    11 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Your presupposing the life line person was looking for a shiela dc

    pretty likely assumption in this case, od. biffo will presumably correct me if i'm wrong. are you offering odds?  

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    8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    pretty likely assumption in this case, od. biffo will presumably correct me if i'm wrong. are you offering odds?  

    "Quits then.

    You are obviously not in the mood for levity".  Reply to Ernest by Mr Biff.

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    I thought he was in the mood for some levity. It made me laugh anyway.

     

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    10 hours ago, dieter said:

    I think I got you when I called Lifeline once. You asked me out for a date.

    Sometimes people just need a confidence boost to get the mojo back.

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    On 16/01/2017 at 0:42 PM, dino rover said:

    If only today, s refugees were more adept at raiding, pillage and rape. Instead of applying for refuge or just arriving they might just annex a coastal settlement. The defence minister should take note.

    Already been done Dino.

    They've named it "Sydney".

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    Already been done Dino.

    They've named it "Sydney".

    Yes, when Cook landed at Botany Bay.

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    4 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Yes, when Cook landed at Botany Bay.

    you can always leave, moonie :)

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    Just now, daisycutter said:

    you can always leave, moonie :)

    Ah yes dc, the old 'if you don't love it, leave' :)

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    3 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Ah yes dc, the old 'if you don't love it, leave' :)

    better than the negative ancestor loathing syndrome of the perpetually aggrieved class, moonie :) :) 

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    They come here in boats,get put in a jail,left to rot and then come out full of bitterness for the govt.

    No different from the Irish .

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    Ah yes dc, the old 'if you don't love it, leave' :)

    Exactly what the priest said to the orphans In Ballarat Moons.

    Totally unrealistic when all the doors are locked.

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    better than the negative ancestor loathing syndrome of the perpetually aggrieved class, moonie :) :) 

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    34 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

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    joining the invasion day mob may seem trendy, moonie, but it's not very original and becoming passe. i'm sure you'll take the day off anyway and enjoy yourself. 

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    Just now, daisycutter said:

    joining the invasion day mob may seem trendy, moonie, but it's not very original and becoming passe. i'm sure you'll take the day off anyway and enjoy yourself. 

    Nice to see you continuing your usual practice of assumption/pigeon holing dc. Sorry to disappoint you, I am neither anti-Australia Day nor anti-immigration. But you keep at it as you seem to be enjoying yourself!

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    11 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Nice to see you continuing your usual practice of assumption/pigeon holing dc. Sorry to disappoint you, I am neither anti-Australia Day nor anti-immigration. But you keep at it as you seem to be enjoying yourself!

    lol, touched a nerve there, moonie :) At least I didn't call you racist or sexist. I'll keep that for a rainy day :o

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    35 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    lol, touched a nerve there, moonie :) At least I didn't call you racist or sexist. I'll keep that for a rainy day :o

    Oh no, dc, I fully admit to being those, and it's sunny outside! To that list you can add hypocrite, mysogynists, plagiarist, feminist, proctologist, pescatarian, elitist and [insert chosen label here]

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    After looking at my spelling, I'd add 'illiterate' as well

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    3 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Oh no, dc, I fully admit to being those, and it's sunny outside! To that list you can add hypocrite, mysogynists, plagiarist, feminist, proctologist, pescatarian, elitist and [insert chosen label here]

    damn, i was holding those judgements back, hoping i could surprise you, moonie.   you party-pooper! (you forgot that one, haha)

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    damn, i was holding those judgements back, hoping i could surprise you, moonie.   you party-pooper! (you forgot that one, haha)

    Party-pooper is a term of veneration in Germany.

     

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    Welcome back Maple!!

    We've missed you.

    And Bitters-that was a very quick week.

    I'm sure you've been to some dark places since your brutally insensitive typo.

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    7 hours ago, Biffen said:

    They come here in boats,get put in a jail,left to rot and then come out full of bitterness for the govt.

    No different from the Irish .

    Dats what happens when you deprive a man of the noble variety known as Taities.

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    3 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Party-pooper is a term of veneration in Germany.

     

    What would you know about Germans anyway? Apart from wanting to date one...

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    3 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Party-pooper is a term of veneration in Germany.

     

    Don Lane turned it into an artform at ch 9

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    8 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Don Lane turned it into an artform at ch 9

    He gave an entirely different meaning to the term "coffee table book".

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