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I have you TBF you have no idea do you?

I did think I had you with my first guess!

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i don't think od goes back to the 20's - no cigar sir

Oh well like the reborn demons I would never give up

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OMG

MethCoast and the Shockers are going to defile sacred ground in the revised Pre Season Comp.

I hates these Clubs and what they will do to the WAFL Competition from 2014.

IMO these bottom feeds are both Arrogant and Stupid and I can't wait for the MFC to have a team that can smash them.

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I'm truly disappointed in you lot.

Last year someone came on every day with the countdown to draft day but this year, there's simply too much nonsense.

It's time to get back to basics, discussion about the price of bananas and the fact that there are 21 days to go till draft day.

LOL

But I was on here last year.

I joined DL as I was so annoyed about the MFC onfield performance and wanted Neeld, Schwab and McLardy.

However Xmas had come early this year

On a sad note Banana prices are not looking good

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Just to prove that I really am a twisted soul here's something to make you banana freaks feel as miserable as I do at this hour of the day.

Banana Bread Can Contain Unhealthy Ingredients

Unfortunately, many prepackaged banana breads don't contain these nutrient-packed ingredients. They may contain high-fructose corn syrup, white sugar, white flour, hydrogenated oils and even banana flavoring instead of a substantial amount of real banana.


Banana bread

If you consider that the average muffin or slice of banana bread contains more than 60 grams of total carbohydrate (the equivalent of four slices of bread), 20-30 grams of fat and at least four teaspoons of sugar, it is safe to say that there is nothing healthy about banana bread except the bananas, and it should really just be called banana cake.

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Just to prove that I really am a twisted soul here's something to make you banana freaks feel as miserable as I do at this hour of the day.

Banana Bread Can Contain Unhealthy Ingredients

Unfortunately, many prepackaged banana breads don't contain these nutrient-packed ingredients. They may contain high-fructose corn syrup, white sugar, white flour, hydrogenated oils and even banana flavoring instead of a substantial amount of real banana.

Banana bread

If you consider that the average muffin or slice of banana bread contains more than 60 grams of total carbohydrate (the equivalent of four slices of bread), 20-30 grams of fat and at least four teaspoons of sugar, it is safe to say that there is nothing healthy about banana bread except the bananas, and it should really just be called banana cake.

Next you will be telling me that Ice Cream and Potatao Chips are not good for you.

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Next you will be telling me that Ice Cream and Potatao Chips are not good for you.

Now that is simply going too far!

Welcome back.

I think you need a word or two with OD about his Avatar, its just too common, he need something befitting the New MFC.

Also you need to make the number stand out in the count down

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As you recently been to England I think this one would be perfect for you

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MEMBERSHIRENEWAL DAY!!!!!

Time to party like we never partied before

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A Lecture from Mr P on Global Warming, Now who of us would miss that excitement?

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And this is on this thread because

We are MFC Supporters so we take every little thing we can to Celebrate!

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Just to prove that I really am a twisted soul here's something to make you banana freaks feel as miserable as I do at this hour of the day.

Banana Bread Can Contain Unhealthy Ingredients

Unfortunately, many prepackaged banana breads don't contain these nutrient-packed ingredients. They may contain high-fructose corn syrup, white sugar, white flour, hydrogenated oils and even banana flavoring instead of a substantial amount of real banana.

Banana bread

If you consider that the average muffin or slice of banana bread contains more than 60 grams of total carbohydrate (the equivalent of four slices of bread), 20-30 grams of fat and at least four teaspoons of sugar, it is safe to say that there is nothing healthy about banana bread except the bananas, and it should really just be called banana cake.

Well, I made my own banana cake the other day, and I put 4 bananas in it. Tastes good, too. Pity about the icing, though, which makes me wonder what exactly the best icing is for a banana cake. Any ideas? :-)
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I'm truly disappointed in you lot.

Last year someone came on every day with the countdown to draft day but this year, there's simply too much nonsense.

It's time to get back to basics, discussion about the price of bananas and the fact that there are 21 days to go till draft day.

So you want less nonsense and more discussion about the draft? Oxymoron city for mine ... :-)

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and not to forget the Mars bar too

btw whatever happened to the Tex bar and the Mint Tex bar? And even the White Knight if your teeth were up to it?

Please don't dc you are rubbing salt into the wounds today.

After a week from hell this week I yearn for a simpler time.

What with a sick family, bloody windows 8, and numerous other disasters I could go a Tex bar right now with a strong coffee.

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Now that is simply going too far!

Welcome back.

I think you need a word or two with OD about his Avatar, its just too common, he need something befitting the New MFC.

Also you need to make the number stand out in the count down

pink-tilted-tiara-and-number-20-md.png

As you recently been to England I think this one would be perfect for you

After a techno week from hell TBF I could not even contemplate thinking about the possibility let alone add one.

Perhaps next week or month or year. I am so over the electronics world I am seriously considering become a Luddite.

Snail mail and reading the newspaper and fax machines look very attractive today.

I am updating nothing until 2014 at minimum if ever.

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After a techno week from hell TBF I could not even contemplate thinking about the possibility let alone add one.

Perhaps next week or month or year. I am so over the electronics world I am seriously considering become a Luddite.

Snail mail and reading the newspaper and fax machines look very attractive today.

I am updating nothing until 2014 at minimum if ever.

After updating 4 PC/Laptops to Win 8.1 so far I feel I could take on the Techno World.

Sorry to hear you had a bad week

Did not see you around in the forum much this week, this explains why

I hope my new Avatar cheers you up some

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After updating 4 PC/Laptops to Win 8.1 so far I feel I could take on the Techno World.

Sorry to hear you had a bad week

Did not see you around in the forum much this week, this explains why

I hope my new Avatar cheers you up some

Cup day here on Tuesday mate so after this week i am taking monday off.

The windows 8 laptop has been retired to the floor under my desk till then so hopefully my humour will return over the next five days.

It is just that I hate being beaten by Dell and Microsoft!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Cup day here on Tuesday mate so after this week i am taking monday off.

The windows 8 laptop has been retired to the floor under my desk till then so hopefully my humour will return over the next five days.

It is just that I hate being beaten by Dell and Microsoft!!!!!!!!!!!!!

agree od - humour and microsoft is an oxymoron

after your experiences with apple and ipad you are running out of options

hope the family on the improve

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