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7 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

Oh god please no

Azz , may I  suggest , with my usual humility of course, that when on this thread you focus on reading my contributions only. That will ensure the highest level of intellectual stimulation and also access to my life changing wisdom.

Put the rest of the pack on ignore. ( Knuckleheads for the most part in any case)

PS. Most definitely  ignore the bluster and rantings of our resident harridan.

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Azz , may I  suggest , with my usual humility of course, that when on this thread you focus on reading my contributions only. That will ensure the highest level of intellectual stimulation and also access to my life changing wisdom.

Put the rest of the pack on ignore. ( Knuckleheads for the most part in any case)

PS. Most definitely  ignore the bluster and rantings of our resident harridan.

Now I am a “knucklehead “?

What about enlightened leader?

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2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Azz , may I  suggest , with my usual humility of course, that when on this thread you focus on reading my contributions only. That will ensure the highest level of intellectual stimulation and also access to my life changing wisdom.

Put the rest of the pack on ignore. ( Knuckleheads for the most part in any case)

PS. Most definitely  ignore the bluster and rantings of our resident harridan.

Wise words inner BBO, my ignore button will be well worn.

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8 hours ago, Redleg said:

Now I am a “knucklehead “?

What about enlightened leader?

What are you complaining about, Red?!

I’m a harridan ffs. 😡

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10 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Azz , may I  suggest , with my usual humility of course, that when on this thread you focus on reading my contributions only. That will ensure the highest level of intellectual stimulation and also access to my life changing wisdom.

Put the rest of the pack on ignore. ( Knuckleheads for the most part in any case)

PS. Most definitely  ignore the bluster and rantings of our resident harridan.

He's right you know, Azz

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On 2/21/2023 at 10:23 PM, AzzKikA said:

Wow, I don't know how many years I've been reading this thread and I still can't make sense of it 🤪

Can you imagine how the new member Orion will feel when he discovers this thread? I would describe it as the madhouse within the madhouse, disciplined by the "Governor" who has dubious control over it. Notice I didn't say "Moderator", it is unlikely this thread could be moderate.

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On 2/22/2023 at 1:49 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

 

 

Your blood is worth bottling WCW, as distinct from Redleg whose unhelpful offering was simply ' ABBA '

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52 minutes ago, dworship said:

Can you imagine how the new member Orion will feel when he discovers this thread? I would describe it as the madhouse within the madhouse, disciplined by the "Governor" who has dubious control over it. Notice I didn't say "Moderator", it is unlikely this thread could be moderate.

Imagine trying to read this thread from start to finish I think you'd end up in a mental asylum dribbling all over yourself, muttering incoherently while rocking back and forth.

Actually that sounds like a Saturday night at @Bitter but optimistic's joint, Romsey's finest establishment for the mentally insane.

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1 hour ago, AzzKikA said:

Imagine trying to read this thread from start to finish I think you'd end up in a mental asylum dribbling all over yourself, muttering incoherently while rocking back and forth.

Actually that sounds like a Saturday night at @Bitter but optimistic's joint, Romsey's finest establishment for the mentally insane.

Or as we refer to it “ the house of knuckleheads “.

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2 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

Imagine trying to read this thread from start to finish I think you'd end up in a mental asylum dribbling all over yourself, muttering incoherently while rocking back and forth.

Actually that sounds like a Saturday night at @Bitter but optimistic's joint, Romsey's finest establishment for the mentally insane.

You might end up in the madhouse rocking backwards and forwards and mumbling incoherently, reading this thread from go to whoa but you'd be a Melbourne supporter and you'd be with other like ( twisted ) minded individuals, so there are two positives !!

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2 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

Imagine trying to read this thread from start to finish I think you'd end up in a mental asylum dribbling all over yourself, muttering incoherently while rocking back and forth.

Actually that sounds like a Saturday night at @Bitter but optimistic's joint, Romsey's finest establishment for the mentally insane.

I actually attempted this, Azz. When it got to the point where I’d forgotten all that’s good in the world, I stopped reading. So yeah, a couple of pages in.😁

 

 

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3 hours ago, dworship said:

Can you imagine how the new member Orion will feel when he discovers this thread? I would describe it as the madhouse within the madhouse, disciplined by the "Governor" who has dubious control over it. Notice I didn't say "Moderator", it is unlikely this thread could be moderate.

The mods wouldn’t ever visit this thread, DW. As I’ve said before, that’d be akin to the CEO of a major hospital visiting the psych ward. Not happenin’

Besides, Andy is but one man. It’d take a crack team of hundreds of mods to clean this [censored] up. 

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

The mods wouldn’t ever visit this thread, DW. As I’ve said before, that’d be akin to the CEO of a major hospital visiting the psych ward. Not happenin’

Besides, Andy is but one man. It’d take a crack team of hundreds of mods to clean this [censored] up. 

We don’t need any cleaning up on here, BBO’s maid comes in every week to tidy up.

Get sick of all the do gooders sometimes.

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On 2/23/2023 at 1:48 PM, Redleg said:

Now I am a “knucklehead “?

What about enlightened leader?

Sir Knucklehead? I guess Earl would have to be Lord Knucklehead, which leaves the rest of us as Knuckleheaded Peasants ... 😁

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BBO I heard that an electricity guy was in your area yesterday. Hope he wasn’t turning off the power at the manor for unpaid bills, especially before the match sims.

Not to worry if he did, as I am sure the local rag, the Romsey Times, will carry a full report on the games.

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38 minutes ago, Redleg said:

BBO I heard that an electricity guy was in your area yesterday. Hope he wasn’t turning off the power at the manor for unpaid bills, especially before the match sims.

Not to worry if he did, as I am sure the local rag, the Romsey Times, will carry a full report on the games.

Red,I am sure you will be pleased to know that Manorial finances are quite buoyant at the moment. ( Cutting staff wages always helps)

A story. Some years ago I had giant pitbull ( who lived a long happy and eventful life) who demonstrated his dislike of electricity salesman in , shall be we say a very strident manner. The word must have spread, as subsequently, I have very few touts knocking on my door.

The meter readers are quite safe as they use some sort of advanced technology to complete their business from afar.

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