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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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9 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

But "straight to the point post" sounds too much like last season ...

You are referencing footy and in a negative manner, in an essentially multi topic thread.

 
12 hours ago, Redleg said:

And there is a good, strong, straight to the point post BBO. We need more of that. Pat yourself on the bum.

It’s been 12 hours since your post Red and BBO is still yet to respond. Do you think that he might still be “patting” himself?

8 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

It’s been 12 hours since your post Red and BBO is still yet to respond. Do you think that he might still be “patting” himself?

Patting himself after sitting on his hand for 20 minutes so it feels like a strangers?

Edited by AzzKikA

 
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4 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

It’s been 12 hours since your post Red and BBO is still yet to respond. Do you think that he might still be “patting” himself?

That conjures up a horrible vision. But to answer your question, yes.

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4 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

Patting himself after sitting on his hand for 20 minutes so it feels like a strangers?

That is an unfamiliar concept to me.


43 minutes ago, Redleg said:

That is an unfamiliar concept to me.

That’s the point Red, or so I'm told.😎

Edited by ManDee
Actually I think I read it somewhere.

37 minutes ago, ManDee said:

That’s the point Red, or so I'm told.😎

I had a dream that I read it but that might not have happened because I read somewhere once that you can't read in dreams.

But maybe I dreamt that I read that fact.. 

28 minutes ago, layzie said:

I had a dream that I read it but that might not have happened because I read somewhere once that you can't read in dreams.

But maybe I dreamt that I read that fact.. 

i'll research that whilst i sleep tonight

note to self: make sure internet connected before going to bed

 
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41 minutes ago, layzie said:

I had a dream that I read it but that might not have happened because I read somewhere once that you can't read in dreams.

But maybe I dreamt that I read that fact.. 

Sounds more like a nightmare.

9 hours ago, Redleg said:

You are referencing footy and in a negative manner, in an essentially multi topic thread.

That sounds bananas to me ...


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How lucky we are to have Dermie explain everything about AFL footy to us.

18 minutes ago, Redleg said:

How lucky we are to have Dermie explain everything about AFL footy to us.

One of the smartest of all time.

13 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

It’s been 12 hours since your post Red and BBO is still yet to respond. Do you think that he might still be “patting” himself?

"patting' myself ! Patting myself !!!!

I had to calm myself with several glasses of shiraz. Redleg's debauched comments about what I should do with my person gave me a serious attack of the vapours .

I'm still reeling.

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8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

"patting' myself ! Patting myself !!!!

I had to calm myself with several glasses of shiraz. Redleg's debauched comments about what I should do with my person gave me a serious attack of the vapours .

I'm still reeling.

Is that still reeling or feeling?

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

How lucky we are to have Dermie explain everything about AFL footy to us.

Listening to him would give diarrhea the sh*ts ...


3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

"patting' myself ! Patting myself !!!!

I had to calm myself with several glasses of shiraz. Redleg's debauched comments about what I should do with my person gave me a serious attack of the vapours .

I'm still reeling.

I can't tell if this is outrage or excitement.

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8 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Listening to him would give diarrhea the sh*ts ...

A wonderful vision.

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AFL 360 last night in their graphics, stating that footy starts this week and listing the games for this week.

Good start.


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Has my last post been censored and deleted?

9 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Has my last post been censored and deleted?

Television News GIF by Pixel Parade App

 
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Never fails to amaze me, how we always have good players missing before the first game.

52 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Never fails to amaze me, how we always have good players missing before the first game.

At least we have good players to replace them. would you prefer to be St Kilda?


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