The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Bitter but optimistic 21,254]

5 hours ago, Redleg said:

Repeat an offence or steal BBO’s kaftan.

Perhaps discovering what is under Uncle Bitter’s kaftan would be a fitting punishment!

[WalkingCivilWar 31,762]

23 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Perhaps discovering what is under Uncle Bitter’s kaftan would be a fitting punishment!

I didn’t commit mass-murder or anything.  

[old dee 22,854]

34 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I didn’t commit mass-murder or anything.  

Saying that name on here is close.

[Redleg 37,600]

14 hours ago, old dee said:

Saying that name on here is close.

She has no respect for me or this thread, as she keeps posting during her ban. I am thinking of giving Uncle Bitter her phone number and address.

[WalkingCivilWar 31,762]

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

She has no respect for me or this thread, as she keeps posting during her ban. I am thinking of giving Uncle Bitter her phone number and address.

Again, I didn’t commit mass murder.

No biggy, Red but how did you get my phone number and address????

 

*changes phone number and calls the removalists*

[dworship 3,342]

On 1/14/2023 at 10:37 AM, WalkingCivilWar said:

I spent 20+ years masquerading as a Carlton supporter. Does that count?

Mrs Dw was a Filth supporter when we met. Nothing a good wash and a dose of think right couldn't fix.

[dworship 3,342]

On 1/14/2023 at 7:39 PM, Redleg said:

Having any liking for Carlscum at all, is simply unacceptable, on any level.

Shame, shame, shame!

As a GOT fan that conjures a whole range of disturbing images!

[old dee 22,854]

21 minutes ago, dworship said:

Mrs Dw was a Filth supporter when we met. Nothing a good wash and a dose of think right couldn't fix.

How were the teeth? Mine came with good teeth and no tattoos! Still follows the pies but Dee's get as much support even went with me to the finals last year.

Edited January 16, 2023 by old dee

[dworship 3,342]

1 hour ago, old dee said:

How were the teeth? Mine came with good teeth and no tattoos! Still follows the pies but Dee's get as much support even went with me to the finals last year.

All good, I saved her in time. She does have a tattoo on her forearm, it's red and blue musical notes; "My Heart Beats True"

[Redleg 37,600]

4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Again, I didn’t commit mass murder.

No biggy, Red but how did you get my phone number and address????

 

*changes phone number and calls the removalists*

I need a banana smoothie and a good lie down.

[No. 31 556]

On 1/14/2023 at 3:36 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

That makes two of us! On the entire planet, that is. 
#SmallestMinorityEverInTheHistoryOfMankind

Wow, now I feel I can 'come out' too 😁

Actually, I am the flipside ... a Carlton supporter whose second team are the Dees! [Maybe even a minority of one?!? 🤔😆].

I supported Carlton since I was a young kid but grew up in one of MFC's old suburban recruiting zones. Demons players used to come to our primary school footy clinics. Robert Flower taught me how to handball. Am a Carlton member but still watch many Dees games on tv and occasionally even catch a live game at the MCG.

There ... I am out of the closet now 😊

[demosaw 829]

56 minutes ago, No. 31 said:

Wow, now I feel I can 'come out' too 😁

Actually, I am the flipside ... a Carlton supporter whose second team are the Dees! [Maybe even a minority of one?!? 🤔😆].

I supported Carlton since I was a young kid but grew up in one of MFC's old suburban recruiting zones. Demons players used to come to our primary school footy clinics. Robert Flower taught me how to handball. Am a Carlton member but still watch many Dees games on tv and occasionally even catch a live game at the MCG.

There ... I am out of the closet now 😊

We are a broad community! I grew up in a Richmond zone and while I loved it when their players came to our school and we did drills on the oval I couldn’t stand the team.

After many demons hammerings I did have a brief flirtation with Hawthorn and was known to get around in a Melbourne jumper and Hawks beanie, so I wasn’t actually in the closet. Didn’t last long and was at Waverley prelim 1987 and cried.

[Redleg 37,600]

3 hours ago, No. 31 said:

Wow, now I feel I can 'come out' too 😁

Actually, I am the flipside ... a Carlton supporter whose second team are the Dees! [Maybe even a minority of one?!? 🤔😆].

I supported Carlton since I was a young kid but grew up in one of MFC's old suburban recruiting zones. Demons players used to come to our primary school footy clinics. Robert Flower taught me how to handball. Am a Carlton member but still watch many Dees games on tv and occasionally even catch a live game at the MCG.

There ... I am out of the closet now 😊

BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Redleg 37,600]

2 hours ago, demosaw said:

We are a broad community! I grew up in a Richmond zone and while I loved it when their players came to our school and we did drills on the oval I couldn’t stand the team.

After many demons hammerings I did have a brief flirtation with Hawthorn and was known to get around in a Melbourne jumper and Hawks beanie, so I wasn’t actually in the closet. Didn’t last long and was at Waverley prelim 1987 and cried.

Came to your senses, well done.

[WalkingCivilWar 31,762]

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey! How come despite my many laboured attempts to attract a decent length ban, only to be given a 24 hour ban, along comes “No. 31” and with one comment is banned? Moreover, banned in capital letters and with 31 exclamation marks! Yes, I counted them. 

Did you mean to use 31 exclamation marks? Coz that’s a huge coincidence otherwise. 

[old dee 22,854]

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hey! How come despite my many laboured attempts to attract a decent length ban, only to be given a 24 hour ban, along comes “No. 31” and with one comment is banned? Moreover, banned in capital letters and with 31 exclamation marks! Yes, I counted them. 

Did you mean to use 31 exclamation marks? Coz that’s a huge coincidence otherwise. 

Stop digging WCW.

[Bitter but optimistic 21,254]

51 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hey! How come despite my many laboured attempts to attract a decent length ban, only to be given a 24 hour ban, along comes “No. 31” and with one comment is banned? Moreover, banned in capital letters and with 31 exclamation marks! Yes, I counted them. 

Did you mean to use 31 exclamation marks? Coz that’s a huge coincidence otherwise. 

You counted them !!!!!! FMD !!!!!

I now unequivocally declare that WCW is deranged ,demented, cuckoo , crackers etc etc !

 

EDIT. I'm on thin ice with the moderators, so it's not tactful or diplomatic for me to say such things about @WalkingCivilWar. So please readers - ignore the above.

I'll simply settle for nut job.

Edited January 19, 2023 by Bitter but optimistic
Too accurate!

[WalkingCivilWar 31,762]

15 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You counted them !!!!!! FMD !!!!!

I now unequivocally declare that WCW is deranged ,demented, cuckoo , crackers etc etc !

Of all my unhinged behaviour, counting exclamation marks is what you regard as deranged, demented, cuckoo, crackers etc. etc. ?!

[WalkingCivilWar 31,762]

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You counted them !!!!!! FMD !!!!!

I now unequivocally declare that WCW is deranged ,demented, cuckoo , crackers etc etc !

 

EDIT. I'm on thin ice with the moderators, so it's not tactful or diplomatic for me to say such things about @WalkingCivilWar. So please readers - ignore the above.

I'll simply settle for nut job.

Pfft, the mods don’t read this thread. That’d be like the CEO of a hospital hanging around the psych ward. Ain’t happenin’ 

[dworship 3,342]

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

EDIT. I'm on thin ice with the moderators, so it's not tactful or diplomatic for me to say such things

First let me say; tact and diplomacy are not things I normally associate with you, so bravo for trying something new.

Second; I find the Moderators are quick to delete posts these days if they believe someone will be offended. The other day I had a post deleted for suggesting that some of the posters on the "New Director" thread were tilting at windmills. I would hate deleting posts to become the norm on this thread. I love the banter, humour and wit and believe everything said is said with good ............ grace.

Perhaps you could try to confuse the Mods by prefacing your comments with something like; passionate Dee loving ..... nut job or something similar.

[Bitter but optimistic 21,254]

12 minutes ago, dworship said:

First let me say; tact and diplomacy are not things I normally associate with you, so bravo for trying something new.

Second; I find the Moderators are quick to delete posts these days if they believe someone will be offended. The other day I had a post deleted for suggesting that some of the posters on the "New Director" thread were tilting at windmills. I would hate deleting posts to become the norm on this thread. I love the banter, humour and wit and believe everything said is said with good ............ grace.

Perhaps you could try to confuse the Mods by prefacing your comments with something like; passionate Dee loving ..... nut job or something similar.

A disgracefully devious and unscrupulous suggestion  dworship - I like it.

[Redleg 37,600]

3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hey! How come despite my many laboured attempts to attract a decent length ban, only to be given a 24 hour ban, along comes “No. 31” and with one comment is banned? Moreover, banned in capital letters and with 31 exclamation marks! Yes, I counted them. 

Did you mean to use 31 exclamation marks? Coz that’s a huge coincidence otherwise. 

Actually no, I just held the finger down for a burst.

I don’t want to ban you, as Uncle Bitter had his Tinder and Harmony accounts cancelled and therefore you are all he has left of the opposite sex, to associate with..

I feel a responsibility to ensure he is not left alone, in that dark lonely manor he resides in.

Edited January 19, 2023 by Redleg

[Bitter but optimistic 21,254]

13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Actually no, I just held the finger down for a burst.

I don’t want to ban you, as Uncle Bitter had his Tinder and Harmony accounts cancelled and therefore you are all he has left of the opposite sex, to associate with..

I feel a responsibility to ensure he is not left alone, in that dark lonely manor he resides in.

You shouldn't have made that pubic .... err public Red. 

Those matters were just a misunderstanding ..... a language barrier or something. Anyway , I'm sure I'll be cleared of all charges.

[Little Goffy 12,572]

3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hey! How come despite my many laboured attempts to attract a decent length ban, only to be given a 24 hour ban, along comes “No. 31” and with one comment is banned? Moreover, banned in capital letters and with 31 exclamation marks! Yes, I counted them. 

Did you mean to use 31 exclamation marks? Coz that’s a huge coincidence otherwise. 

See, this is why I always make sure I send smoochy-face emojis in groups of prime numbers, so there can be no doubt that they were individually crafted rather than copy-pasted. She'll count, she'll count, and one day she will accuse!

Not specifically this instance; I have never sent bulk smoochy-face emojis to WalkingCivilWar. That I know of.

[WalkingCivilWar 31,762]

20 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

See, this is why I always make sure I send smoochy-face emojis in groups of prime numbers, so there can be no doubt that they were individually crafted rather than copy-pasted. She'll count, she'll count, and one day she will accuse!

Not specifically this instance; I have never sent bulk smoochy-face emojis to WalkingCivilWar. That I know of.

I’m more of an it-has-to-be-even-numbers kinda gal, Little G. Feel free to send me as many smoochie-face emojis as you like, so long as they’re in multiples of two. 😘😘