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Redleg
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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Actually no, I just held the finger down for a burst.

I don’t want to ban you, as Uncle Bitter had his Tinder and Harmony accounts cancelled and therefore you are all he has left of the opposite sex, to associate with..

I feel a responsibility to ensure he is not left alone, in that dark lonely manor he resides in.

What sort of sadsack looks for members of the opposite sex on a footy forum???? Especially one where  those of the female persuasion make up maybe 0.0001% of membership. Slim pickins right there. 

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    One look at Bitter but optimistic's profile picture will tell you that he kicks with the left foot, as it were, and that he's not looking to attract women on here. Just a hunch though, could be wrong

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    Good God I never realised that this site is riddled with fifth columnists! 

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    2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I’m more of an it-has-to-be-even-numbers kinda gal, Little G. Feel free to send me as many smoochie-face emojis as you like, so long as they’re in multiples of two. 😘😘

    hmmm multiples of 2,  wcw.  so we can safely assume you are not non-binary?

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    9 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I’m more of an it-has-to-be-even-numbers kinda gal, Little G. Feel free to send me as many smoochie-face emojis as you like, so long as they’re in multiples of two. 😘😘

    I was looking for an appropriate reply to this and somehow I now am aware that there is such a thing as a 'sexy Alien xenomorph' halloween costume.

     

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    11 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You shouldn't have made that pubic .... err public Red. 

    Those matters were just a misunderstanding ..... a language barrier or something. Anyway , I'm sure I'll be cleared of all charges.

    We have several lawyers on DL.

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    10 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    What sort of sadsack looks for members of the opposite sex on a footy forum???? Especially one where  those of the female persuasion make up maybe 0.0001% of membership. Slim pickins right there. 

    There are actually a lot more, dare I say it in these crazy times, members of the “female “ persuasion than you think on DL.

    Like in real life, they use an assortment of various gender identification avatars and names.

    I still grapple with whether Walking Civil War is a male or female or whatever moniker.

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    8 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    hmmm multiples of 2,  wcw.  so we can safely assume you are not non-binary?

    Or simply likes threesomes.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I still grapple with whether Walking Civil War is a male or female or whatever moniker.

    If you look on his/her/their Demonland bio you’ll see that he/she/they identify as female. But one never knows, does one?

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    6 hours ago, Redleg said:

    There are actually a lot more, dare I say it in these crazy times, members of the “female “ persuasion than you think on DL.

    Like in real life, they use an assortment of various gender identification avatars and names.

    I still grapple with whether Walking Civil War is a male or female or whatever moniker.

    Has to be female. Only a sheila could yap and complain that much.

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    57 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Has to be female. Only a sheila could yap and complain that much.

    Oh dear, I see a reply coming soon.

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    18 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    What sort of sadsack looks for members of the opposite sex on a footy forum???? Especially one where  those of the female persuasion make up maybe 0.0001% of membership. Slim pickins right there. 

    You would consider a serious relationship with a non-Dees supporter? The horror! 😮 That, if anything, is ban-worthy! (although you have probably worked out that getting banned from this thread tends to happen, like recent Dees premierships, about once every 57 years ... ) 😁

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    45 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    You would consider a serious relationship with a non-Dees supporter? The horror! 😮 That, if anything, is ban-worthy! (although you have probably worked out that getting banned from this thread tends to happen, like recent Dees premierships, about once every 57 years ... ) 😁

    On that basis I should be sentenced to death. I used to be married to a Collingwood supporter and before that I was married to an 🤮 Essendon 🤮 supporter. Please don’t judge me 

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    9 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    On that basis I should be sentenced to death. I used to be married to a Collingwood supporter and before that I was married to an 🤮 Essendon 🤮 supporter. Please don’t judge me 

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    17 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    On that basis I should be sentenced to death. I used to be married to a Collingwood supporter and before that I was married to an 🤮 Essendon 🤮 supporter. Please don’t judge me 

    It’s no wonder you’re deranged, you poor thing. Not sure there is a cure,  but there is likely to be some professional who could help you. Best wishes. 

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    2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    On that basis I should be sentenced to death. I used to be married to a Collingwood supporter and before that I was married to an 🤮 Essendon 🤮 supporter. Please don’t judge me 

    Without judging you, it does explain a lot.

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    1 hour ago, Neil Crompton said:

    It’s no wonder you’re deranged, you poor thing. Not sure there is a cure,  but there is likely to be some professional who could help you. Best wishes. 

    An exorcist maybe?

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    18 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    An exorcist maybe?

    What your head rotates 360 degrees and you projectile spew, vile green bile?

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    What your head rotates 360 degrees and you projectile spew, vile green bile?

    Yep. That’s my party trick.

    Speaking of parties, I’m going to one tomorrow night. Fritta is going to the same party (mutual friend’s birthday) and I’m staying the night at the Frittata family home. At least I thought I was sleeping at their house. Seems Pauline (Fritta’s mum) has other ideas. She just messaged me…

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    I just hope she’s kidding  

    😬 

     

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    9 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    On that basis I should be sentenced to death. I used to be married to a Collingwood supporter and before that I was married to an 🤮 Essendon 🤮 supporter. Please don’t judge me 

    Wow, you have been through hard times, WCW!  Nevermind staying at a shady tree at the Frittatas' place 

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    8 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    Wow, you have been through hard times, WCW!  Nevermind staying at a shady tree at the Frittatas' place 

    I know right! And it’s a good thing I’m so tough coz it seems she wasn’t joking after all. She confirmed it this morning. But as you can see I’m not fazed at all…

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    😁

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    with all these disclosures i'm just beginning to understand the etymology behind the walkingcivilwar moniker 🤣

    i can see a book here, a musical and a 5 season soap opera 🧾🎵📺

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    3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    with all these disclosures i'm just beginning to understand the etymology behind the walkingcivilwar moniker 🤣

    i can see a book here, a musical and a 5 season soap opera 🧾🎵📺

    The big question of course is, who gets to play Uncle Bitter?

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    The big question of course is, who gets to play Uncle Bitter?

    Demis Roussos?

    Wardrobe dept budget would be spared. Wouldn’t have to buy any 7XL kaftans. 

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