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1 minute ago, 640MD said:

Clearly the most sensible thread on landย  !!

By a long stretch 640MD

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21 hours ago, old dee said:

By a long stretch 640MD

Its an antidote for the wrist wringing and self rightiousย infighting and plain antagonism. For very little reason. On other threads. Everyone needs an opinionย  ย like everyone needs a bumcrack.

And more often than notย  ย  I can smile and even laugh at the jokes and wisecracks, cos on this thread we are all as serious as the late Terry Jonesย  and always look on the bright side of life.ย  ย Go Dees 2020

 
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On 1/30/2020 at 4:57 PM, 640MD said:

How is your other horse Vongoleย  (was it)ย  ย didnt quite winย  ย butย  a bit longerย  ย more mature jockeyย  .... I keep looking

Good Luck tomorrow

Vongole stepped in a pot hole last night at Pakenham and that cost him the win.

Unlucky horse with poor rides and minor incidents.


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On 1/30/2020 at 4:33 PM, binman said:

Two questions red.

What price?

And is the price overs, unders or a true reflection of rouges points chances?

(Cool name btw).

One more question. Is the derby a group race?

Not a Group race and now put off until saturday.

He is favourite I think.

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You negative Nellies think we never win anything.

Well according to a thread on DL, Kane Cornes said we have won the Pre Season.

So you guys, how do you like them bananas?

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25 minutes ago, Redleg said:

You negative Nellies think we never win anything.

Well according to a thread on DL, Kane Cornes said we have won the Pre Season.

So you guys, how do you like them bananas?

That reminds me Panama Disease has been detected in Tully Qld, potentially threatening 90% of Australiaโ€™s crop! It was reported two days ago in The Guardian which I know none of you would read. Thus the heads up. Better stock now.ย 

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5 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

That reminds me Panama Disease has been detected in Tully Qld, potentially threatening 90% of Australiaโ€™s crop! It was reported two days ago in The Guardian which I know none of you would read. Thus the heads up. Better stock now.ย 

Why not, everything else seems to be stuffed this summer?


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47 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

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I thought he was telling Her Majesty where he gets his hair done.

I thought he might be asking if he could visit her in Queensland and bend a banana or two .

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick...


OD I think my time to see a MFC GF win is running out! It is 2020 or nothingย 

In hospital after a stroke soย  I need some good newsย 

6 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

In hospital after a stroke soย  I need some good newsย 

Jaysuz Frog !! That is bad and sad news.

Best wishes for a quick recovery!

PS. This is what comes of being a MFC supporter!!

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Jaysuz Frog !! That is bad and sad news.

Best wishes for a quick recovery!

PS. This is what comes of being a MFC supporter!!

Thanks

8 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

In hospital after a stroke soย  I need some good newsย 

Best wishes DF- wish youย a speedy and full recovery.


1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Jaysuz Frog !! That is bad and sad news.

Best wishes for a quick recovery!

PS. This is what comes of being a MFC supporter!!

Interesting you haven't ended up in hospital, BBO, givenย the amount of stroking you supposedly do.ย 

all the best froggy, hope you make a full recovery

footy is too stressful for you while you convalesceย , so i suggest you have a complete break from footy this season.ย  you will need to find a hobby though and i'm sure uncle bitters will be more than happy toย suggest a few ย 

1 hour ago, Neil Crompton said:

Interesting you haven't ended up in hospital, BBO, givenย the amount of stroking you supposedly do.ย 

Different strokes for different folks I supposeย 

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55 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Different strokes for different folks I supposeย 

In your case it's more like a disease and a sick compulsion that can't be cured.

For the Frog we all assume it's a one off incident and hope it's a long time before he croaks.

2 minutes ago, Biffen said:

In your case it's more like a disease and a sick compulsion that can't be cured.

For the Frog we all assume it's a one off incident and hope it's a long time before he croaks.

To be honest .... I would say obsession

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