The No T$ No B$ Thread

[old dee 23,743]

1 minute ago, 640MD said:

Clearly the most sensible thread on land  !!

By a long stretch 640MD

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

22 hours ago, dpositive said:

Thanks Bbo. That's what I'm talking about!

Always happy to assist with groin issues!

[640MD 3,350]

21 hours ago, old dee said:

By a long stretch 640MD

Its an antidote for the wrist wringing and self rightious infighting and plain antagonism. For very little reason. On other threads. Everyone needs an opinion   like everyone needs a bumcrack.

And more often than not    I can smile and even laugh at the jokes and wisecracks, cos on this thread we are all as serious as the late Terry Jones  and always look on the bright side of life.   Go Dees 2020

[Whispering_Jack 29,753]

Captain Banana goes to dinner.

[Redleg 40,802]

On 1/30/2020 at 4:57 PM, 640MD said:

How is your other horse Vongole  (was it)   didnt quite win   but  a bit longer   more mature jockey  .... I keep looking

Good Luck tomorrow

Vongole stepped in a pot hole last night at Pakenham and that cost him the win.

Unlucky horse with poor rides and minor incidents.

[Redleg 40,802]

On 1/30/2020 at 4:33 PM, binman said:

Two questions red.

What price?

And is the price overs, unders or a true reflection of rouges points chances?

(Cool name btw).

One more question. Is the derby a group race?

Not a Group race and now put off until saturday.

He is favourite I think.

[daisycutter 29,600]

[Redleg 40,802]

You negative Nellies think we never win anything.

Well according to a thread on DL, Kane Cornes said we have won the Pre Season.

So you guys, how do you like them bananas?

[Earl Hood 6,082]

25 minutes ago, Redleg said:

You negative Nellies think we never win anything.

Well according to a thread on DL, Kane Cornes said we have won the Pre Season.

So you guys, how do you like them bananas?

That reminds me Panama Disease has been detected in Tully Qld, potentially threatening 90% of Australia’s crop! It was reported two days ago in The Guardian which I know none of you would read. Thus the heads up. Better stock now. 

[Redleg 40,802]

5 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

That reminds me Panama Disease has been detected in Tully Qld, potentially threatening 90% of Australia’s crop! It was reported two days ago in The Guardian which I know none of you would read. Thus the heads up. Better stock now. 

Why not, everything else seems to be stuffed this summer?

[Moonshadow 17,673]

[Redleg 40,802]

47 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I thought he was telling Her Majesty where he gets his hair done.

[640MD 3,350]

I thought he might be asking if he could visit her in Queensland and bend a banana or two .

[Lou C. Fur 1,009]

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick...

[Sir Why You Little 36,949]

On 2/8/2020 at 4:07 AM, Moonshadow said:

Classic

[DemonFrog 1,354]

OD I think my time to see a MFC GF win is running out! It is 2020 or nothing 

[DemonFrog 1,354]

In hospital after a stroke so  I need some good news 

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

6 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

In hospital after a stroke so  I need some good news 

Jaysuz Frog !! That is bad and sad news.

Best wishes for a quick recovery!

PS. This is what comes of being a MFC supporter!!

[DemonFrog 1,354]

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Jaysuz Frog !! That is bad and sad news.

Best wishes for a quick recovery!

PS. This is what comes of being a MFC supporter!!

Thanks

[Neil Crompton 5,445]

8 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

In hospital after a stroke so  I need some good news 

Best wishes DF- wish you a speedy and full recovery.

[Neil Crompton 5,445]

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Jaysuz Frog !! That is bad and sad news.

Best wishes for a quick recovery!

PS. This is what comes of being a MFC supporter!!

Interesting you haven't ended up in hospital, BBO, given the amount of stroking you supposedly do. 

[daisycutter 29,600]

all the best froggy, hope you make a full recovery

footy is too stressful for you while you convalesce , so i suggest you have a complete break from footy this season.  you will need to find a hobby though and i'm sure uncle bitters will be more than happy to suggest a few  

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

1 hour ago, Neil Crompton said:

Interesting you haven't ended up in hospital, BBO, given the amount of stroking you supposedly do. 

Different strokes for different folks I suppose 

[Biffen 12,940]

55 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Different strokes for different folks I suppose 

In your case it's more like a disease and a sick compulsion that can't be cured.

For the Frog we all assume it's a one off incident and hope it's a long time before he croaks.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

2 minutes ago, Biffen said:

In your case it's more like a disease and a sick compulsion that can't be cured.

For the Frog we all assume it's a one off incident and hope it's a long time before he croaks.

To be honest .... I would say obsession