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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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3 minutes ago, Kent said:

I also D Pos  can attest to the  debilitating effects

Agony to put my socks on in the morning.Treatment Anti Inflammatories and injections and rest rest rest!!!

I can not imagine playing footy and changing directions  at speed with even a mild case

Thanks K. Have been criticised for the emphasis on rest but it's the only solution. I did not realise that the groin muscle is the centre of every physical action . Have been spreading the message, look after the groin, make sure you stretch and prepare before putting it under load. As I said this comment also always induces ribald comment perhaps suitable for comedic presentation.

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    1 hour ago, dpositive said:

    As I said this comment also always induces ribald comment perhaps suitable for comedic presentation.

     

    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    In my experience a good dose of penicillin  usually cures groin injuries 

    You Were correct on that Dpos The usual suspect??

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    In my experience a good dose of penicillin  usually cures groin injuries 

    Can I suggest glasses as well for when you put on your face in the morning?

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    6 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    In my experience a good dose of penicillin  usually cures groin injuries 

    Thanks Bbo. That's what I'm talking about!

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    For those interested in the sport of kings, I have Rogues Point racing in the Tasmanian Derby tomorrow night at 6.00 pm. 

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    8 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    For those interested in the sport of kings, I have Rogues Point racing in the Tasmanian Derby tomorrow night at 6.00 pm. 

    How is the weather looking down there Mr. Leg?

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    45 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    For those interested in the sport of kings, I have Rogues Point racing in the Tasmanian Derby tomorrow night at 6.00 pm. 

    Two questions red.

    What price?

    And is the price overs, unders or a true reflection of rouges points chances?

    (Cool name btw).

    One more question. Is the derby a group race?

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    For those interested in the sport of kings, I have Rogues Point racing in the Tasmanian Derby tomorrow night at 6.00 pm. 

    How is your other horse Vongole  (was it)   didnt quite win   but  a bit longer   more mature jockey  .... I keep looking

    Good Luck tomorrow

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    Clearly the most sensible thread on land  !!

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    1 minute ago, 640MD said:

    Clearly the most sensible thread on land  !!

    By a long stretch 640MD

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    21 hours ago, old dee said:

    By a long stretch 640MD

    Its an antidote for the wrist wringing and self rightious infighting and plain antagonism. For very little reason. On other threads. Everyone needs an opinion   like everyone needs a bumcrack.

    And more often than not    I can smile and even laugh at the jokes and wisecracks, cos on this thread we are all as serious as the late Terry Jones  and always look on the bright side of life.   Go Dees 2020

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    On 1/30/2020 at 4:57 PM, 640MD said:

    How is your other horse Vongole  (was it)   didnt quite win   but  a bit longer   more mature jockey  .... I keep looking

    Good Luck tomorrow

    Vongole stepped in a pot hole last night at Pakenham and that cost him the win.

    Unlucky horse with poor rides and minor incidents.

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    On 1/30/2020 at 4:33 PM, binman said:

    Two questions red.

    What price?

    And is the price overs, unders or a true reflection of rouges points chances?

    (Cool name btw).

    One more question. Is the derby a group race?

    Not a Group race and now put off until saturday.

    He is favourite I think.

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    You negative Nellies think we never win anything.

    Well according to a thread on DL, Kane Cornes said we have won the Pre Season.

    So you guys, how do you like them bananas?

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    25 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    You negative Nellies think we never win anything.

    Well according to a thread on DL, Kane Cornes said we have won the Pre Season.

    So you guys, how do you like them bananas?

    That reminds me Panama Disease has been detected in Tully Qld, potentially threatening 90% of Australia’s crop! It was reported two days ago in The Guardian which I know none of you would read. Thus the heads up. Better stock now. 

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    5 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    That reminds me Panama Disease has been detected in Tully Qld, potentially threatening 90% of Australia’s crop! It was reported two days ago in The Guardian which I know none of you would read. Thus the heads up. Better stock now. 

    Why not, everything else seems to be stuffed this summer?

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    47 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

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    I thought he was telling Her Majesty where he gets his hair done.

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    I thought he might be asking if he could visit her in Queensland and bend a banana or two .

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    The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick...

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