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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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If I was a woman then I would be a champion footballer, only can kick 35m 

 

Yes I am sexist only watch woman sport if the woman look good and most men are the same, it won't take off, they will get good numbers watching this year but that's just the novelty factor.

3 hours ago, don't make me angry said:

If I was a woman then I would be a champion footballer, only can kick 35m 

The ball they're using is smaller and lighter so they may be able to kick further. 

 
1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

The ball they're using is smaller and lighter so they may be able to kick further. 

Not against the wind

We might want to wait until the league actually begins.

Its hard to be excited by something that hasn't even started.  I am keen to see Daisy strut her stuff, she very highly rated by her peers


54 minutes ago, DubDee said:

We might want to wait until the league actually begins.

Its hard to be excited by something that hasn't even started.  I am keen to see Daisy strut her stuff, she very highly rated by her peers

Are we still discussing football?

14 hours ago, Redleg said:

I miss your pictures. Reading was never my strong suit.

I always believe in a strong comeback!

On 1/29/2017 at 9:14 AM, Redleg said:

I have been trying to get interested in the Women's AFL competition. I just can't.

Diametrically opposite view Redleg on AFL.

However, I understand your view point, For me, it can depend on the sport. I retain a strong interest in Women's Olympic Sports. However, I am not very interested in Women's Road Cycling compared to the men. Cricket similarly. However, I suspect that if I had a daughter or daughters that were top sportswomen I would follow that sport with great interest.

Perhaps attitudes can depend on the culture and history of a sport together with the marketing or lack of. Bullfighting comes to mind!

However, the AFL women's comp has definitely got me interested as I think their skills are terrific. Also a women's comp just seems the right thing to do given their involvement in the sport particularly as spectators since the early games played in Yarra Park.

 
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1 hour ago, hemingway said:

Diametrically opposite view Redleg on AFL.

However, I understand your view point, For me, it can depend on the sport. I retain a strong interest in Women's Olympic Sports. However, I am not very interested in Women's Road Cycling compared to the men. Cricket similarly. However, I suspect that if I had a daughter or daughters that were top sportswomen I would follow that sport with great interest.

Perhaps attitudes can depend on the culture and history of a sport together with the marketing or lack of. Bullfighting comes to mind!

However, the AFL women's comp has definitely got me interested as I think their skills are terrific. Also a women's comp just seems the right thing to do given their involvement in the sport particularly as spectators since the early games played in Yarra Park.

I have no problem with the competition being formed, I am just personally finding it hard to garner any interest.

On the other hand if we made the GF, well ! 

19 hours ago, don't make me angry said:

If I was a woman then I would be a champion footballer, only can kick 35m 

I often kicked a footy with Fred Cooks daughter.She could roost it 50 M on the left and a good 40 on the right foot.No exaggeration .


6 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

In Fiji. Bananas everywhere.

In Nam, 

tiny here but omnipresent.

4 hours ago, Biffen said:

In Nam, 

tiny here but omnipresent.

"Haven't you ever heard about shrinkage!"

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15 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

In Fiji. Bananas everywhere.

Must be a nice place.


12 hours ago, Biffen said:

In Nam, 

tiny here but omnipresent.

Apparently you can get pills for that.

Dear All,

I'm battling by having struggled off the opium den floor with some reluctance.

My guide has gone completely insane,spouting gibberish since the last rattan caning that I personally thought was delivered with my usual restraint.

But a trader must trade,so in search of precious goods I go!

I have obtained a significant amount of bear bile,powdered rhino horn and birds nests,enough to swap for a Harbourside mansion in Sydney upon return.

Other aphrodisiacs I must obtain are proving rather difficult amongst the lustful,wanton tribes of Western Indochine.

Next stop is Siam who I believe might be seeking a new king.If there is one place a man does not need the title to feel like one it is there.Please forward your purchase requests through the usual channels before I leave western Indochine.No need to request the obvious as I have forwarded a large package of that to West St Kilda,near the old Gat.

I notice a travel ban exists in the states which Should free the airport of the riffraff.Timely and wonderfully done by the Silverback I must say .

On the G and T front,I have had to head to the Rex in town to partake of a proper one and I'm thinking Raffles  might be the safe bet in Pnomh Penh.There are lots of photos of grown Germans holding children's hands in Pnomh Penh which I thought rather vulgar.No need to advertise an economic staple in the modern world.

Anyhoo, best be off for a late Tiffen of rare birds- the edible kind ,down at the club.

See you very anon.

Cheery pip and cheers .

Biff.

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Alcohol

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

Dear All,

I'm battling by having struggled off the opium den floor with some reluctance.

My guide has gone completely insane,spouting gibberish since the last rattan caning that I personally thought was delivered with my usual restraint.

But a trader must trade,so in search of precious goods I go!

I have obtained a significant amount of bear bile,powdered rhino horn and birds nests,enough to swap for a Harbourside mansion in Sydney upon return.

Other aphrodisiacs I must obtain are proving rather difficult amongst the lustful,wanton tribes of Western Indochine.

Next stop is Siam who I believe might be seeking a new king.If there is one place a man does not need the title to feel like one it is there.Please forward your purchase requests through the usual channels before I leave western Indochine.No need to request the obvious as I have forwarded a large package of that to West St Kilda,near the old Gat.

I notice a travel ban exists in the states which Should free the airport of the riffraff.Timely and wonderfully done by the Silverback I must say .

On the Gand T front,I have had to head to the Rex in town to partake of a proper one and I'm thinking Raffles  might be the safe bet in Pnomh Penh.There are lots of photos of grown Germans holding children's hands in Pnomh Penh which I thought rather vulgar.No need to advertise an economic staple in the modern world.

Anyhoo, best be off for a late Tiffen of rare birds- the edible kind ,down at the club.

See you very anon.

Cheery pip and cheers .

Biff.

Biff, have you found Colonel Kurtz yet? 

2 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Biff, have you found Colonel Kurtz yet? 

I believe he was attending the Muslim womens fashion show with BBO Earl.

They had to leave early because somebody issued a Veiled threat.


On 29/01/2017 at 9:44 AM, Redleg said:

I have been trying to get interested in the Women's AFL competition. I just can't.

Well after this afternoons game I don't see my interest increasing any time soon.

 

1 hour ago, old dee said:

Well after this afternoons game I don't see my interest increasing any time soon.

 

Ditto! 

 

 

just watched a lengthy ad on 7two for a women's footy game between mfc and brisbane for Sun 5th Feb......interesting (today being the 6th for those a bit slow on the uptake, :) )

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Evening all, Just back from "Ban" what;s been going on?? 

22 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Evening all, Just back from "Ban" what;s been going on?? 

Not a lot, did you see BBO when you were in the Sin Bin? 


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