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19 hours ago, hemingway said:

A round with The Fence in a white HT Holden. The tastes suggest that the girls were all class. Even if you take the Holden or the Fence out of the picture.  

And don't get me started with my Sandy Drive in stories!! Some good uns in there as well! Dont worry, Uncle Bitter will top that. I think the closest Romsey ever had to a Drive in theatre was parking your car outside a Retravision store and watching the TV's In the front! 

 
18 minutes ago, picket fence said:

And don't get me started with my Sandy Drive in stories!! Some good uns in there as well! Dont worry, Uncle Bitter will top that. I think the closest Romsey ever had to a Drive in theatre was parking your car outside a Retravision store and watching the TV's In the front! 

Bbo had a bit of Travis Bickle in him,still does.

He liked to take his dates to the Shaft Sinema.

3 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Bbo had a bit of Travis Bickle in him,still does.

He liked to take his dates to the Shaft Sinema.

Nah, the Crazy Horse. Cheaper than the Shaft, and they wipe the seats down between each session.

 
18 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Nah, the Crazy Horse. Cheaper than the Shaft, and they wipe the seats down between each session.

Justin Bieber elicits similar emotion in his audience.

After he performs there is never a dry seat in the house.

There is absolutely little doubt that this thread has been building to an exciting and crescendo over the past few months and reached an exciting moment of climax just before 8:00pm last night as the events at Spotless Stadium unfolded. I am not surprised therefore that nobody has posted here in the interim.

Where have you all been celebrating?


1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

There is absolutely little doubt that this thread has been building to an exciting and crescendo over the past few months and reached an exciting moment of climax just before 8:00pm last night as the events at Spotless Stadium unfolded. I am not surprised therefore that nobody has posted here in the interim.

Where have you all been celebrating?

Well Jack as you may have guessed , I was at a prayer group.

dc, I am certain would have been indulging in his Saturday night "hobby" of rogering blue rinsers.

picke fence would be buried in his ongoing stud fantasies that mostly sexualise early model motor cars

I have good information that Moonie is currently in a land far away creating a huge credit card debt

The ever feckless and unreliable Biffen was, I more than suspect, indulging in a cocktail of illegal substances 

Earl Hood was at a currently fashionable hipster hamburger joint delicately sipping on what , to most, would be an unpalatable craft beer. Probably brewed from hoarhound and yams.

od was most likely enjoying a free Pinot ( he will deny this and claim supplies are exhausted)

As to Ernie well he would be wrestling with the moral dilemma of whether or not to post on this thread

bb and RL play their cards close to the chest - their whereabouts remain unknown. Although I have heard that RL has more (less) than healthy interest in Redtube.

As more information comes to hand you can be sure I will reveal it

Edited by Bitter but optimistic

Whilst Uncle Bitter had taken the blades of his ride on mower and instead attached ostrich feathers for a 'Jolly Good Feathering" !!

3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well Jack as you may have guessed , I was at a prayer group.

dc, I am certain would have been indulging in his Saturday night "hobby" of rogering blue rinsers.

picke fence would be buried in his ongoing stud fantasies that mostly sexualise early model motor cars

I have good information that Moonie is currently in a land far away creating a huge credit card debt

The ever feckless and unreliable Biffen was, I more than suspect, indulging in a cocktail of illegal substances 

Earl Hood was at a currently fashionable hipster hamburger joint delicately sipping on what , to most, would be an unpalatable craft beer. Probably brewed from hoarhound and yams.

od was most likely enjoying a free Pinot ( he will deny this and claim supplies are exhausted)

As to Ernie well he would be wrestling with the moral dilemma of whether or not to post on this thread

bb and RL play their cards close to the chest - their whereabouts remain unknown. Although I have heard that RL has more (less) than healthy interest in Redtube.

As more information comes to hand you can be sure I will reveal it

I doubt very much you have been at prayer group Uncle Bitters, but I do know you spend too much time on your knees.

 
1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

I doubt very much you have been at prayer group Uncle Bitters, but I do know you spend too much time on your knees.

utterances of "god" may have been involved though !! :unsure:

6 hours ago, picket fence said:

Whilst Uncle Bitter had taken the blades of his ride on mower and instead attached ostrich feathers for a 'Jolly Good Feathering" !!

It was the bloody peacock picket!!

Finally shut the noisy bastard up.


Ah, science:

http://www.skynews.com.au/culture/offbeat/2016/09/23/ig-nobels-honour-things--that-make-one-laugh-.html?ref=BP_LINKLIST_features-list_SKY_OFFBEAT_ig-nobels-honour-things--that-make-one-laugh-_260916

I have no doubt that certain of the activities detailed in this thread – BBO's in particular, though not exclusively – can be formalised sufficiently to walk off with one of these awards next year.

On 25/09/2016 at 5:08 AM, Whispering_Jack said:

There is absolutely little doubt that this thread has been building to an exciting and crescendo over the past few months and reached an exciting moment of climax just before 8:00pm last night as the events at Spotless Stadium unfolded. I am not surprised therefore that nobody has posted here in the interim.

Where have you all been celebrating?

What did I miss?

15 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

What did I miss?

 

15 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

What did I miss?

Wow DF I thought you had started supporting the Eagles.

Welcome back.

To answer your questions Not a lot.

Edited by old dee

hey froggy, we need you to get to work and find out what jesse is up to over there. we want all the details. i know we can count on you

Is Froggy get back on the list as a Rookie? Or a B Rookie?  Did he even get delisted?  Or am I in the wrong thread?


5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

What did I miss?

Total eclipse of the moon around Spotless Stadium when the the unmentionable's old man stood up at the end of the Preliminary Final on Saturday night.

23 hours ago, old dee said:

 

Wow DF I thought you had started supporting the Eagles.

Welcome back.

To answer your questions Not a lot.

Hi OD

I had stopped supporting the Eagles way back at the end of the 1998 season and its very unlikely I would ever go back to become a supporter again.

I been away from DL because of the AFL commissions support towards 34 drug cheaters.

As a result, I don't think I have actually watched an entire AFL game all season.

But I did notice the Dees had won 10 games this season as per your prediction, well done!

Next years can you predict a 30 goal win in the Grand Final against the Pies or Hawks (anyone really)?

I know good thinks come to he who waits, but is over 50 years way too long a time?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

19 hours ago, bjDee said:

Is Froggy get back on the list as a Rookie? Or a B Rookie?  Did he even get delisted?  Or am I in the wrong thread?

My best playing position is Left Right Out.

On 25 September 2016 at 6:31 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well Jack as you may have guessed , I was at a prayer group.

dc, I am certain would have been indulging in his Saturday night "hobby" of rogering blue rinsers.

picke fence would be buried in his ongoing stud fantasies that mostly sexualise early model motor cars

I have good information that Moonie is currently in a land far away creating a huge credit card debt

The ever feckless and unreliable Biffen was, I more than suspect, indulging in a cocktail of illegal substances 

Earl Hood was at a currently fashionable hipster hamburger joint delicately sipping on what , to most, would be an unpalatable craft beer. Probably brewed from hoarhound and yams.

od was most likely enjoying a free Pinot ( he will deny this and claim supplies are exhausted)

As to Ernie well he would be wrestling with the moral dilemma of whether or not to post on this thread

bb and RL play their cards close to the chest - their whereabouts remain unknown. Although I have heard that RL has more (less) than healthy interest in Redtube.

As more information comes to hand you can be sure I will reveal it

Uncle, I still take a peak you know.  No moral dilemma there. 

On 27/09/2016 at 3:18 PM, daisycutter said:

hey froggy, we need you to get to work and find out what jesse is up to over there. we want all the details. i know we can count on you

DC things may not be looking good for the Dees with regards to Jesse!

Image result for jesse hogan


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On 9/27/2016 at 4:55 PM, DemonFrog said:

What did I miss?

Scintillating discussion on a variety of topics.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Welcome to the new season.

How are the boys looking?

Training the house down.

 
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54 minutes ago, old dee said:

Training the house down.

Great. Who is standing out?

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Great. Who is standing out?

too hard to tell Red....so much energy, so much enthusiasm. Every heart beats true for theh Red and the Blue.   It's the contract for noobies and....you  ( wonder where that finger's pointing !! ) :rolleyes:


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