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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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I have an idea :P

Why not a sub genre of this thread titled 

"ASK UNCLE BITTER"

It would be run along similar lines of the old Truth Newspaper column 'Heart Balm" Where all your questions regarding love, romance and the ensuing problems can be dealt with by our very own "Specialist"  Uncle Bitter?:rolleyes:

THOUGHTS??

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    1 hour ago, picket fence said:

    I have an idea :P

    Why not a sub genre of this thread titled 

    "ASK UNCLE BITTER"

    It would be run along similar lines of the old Truth Newspaper column 'Heart Balm" Where all your questions regarding love, romance and the ensuing problems can be dealt with by our very own "Specialist"  Uncle Bitter?:rolleyes:

    THOUGHTS??

    Stick to bagging our players picket. 

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    1 hour ago, picket fence said:

    I have an idea :P

    Why not a sub genre of this thread titled 

    "ASK UNCLE BITTER"

    It would be run along similar lines of the old Truth Newspaper column 'Heart Balm" Where all your questions regarding love, romance and the ensuing problems can be dealt with by our very own "Specialist"  Uncle Bitter?:rolleyes:

    THOUGHTS??

    John Howard called, Picket. He wants his metaphor back.

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    1 hour ago, picket fence said:

    I have an idea :P

    Why not a sub genre of this thread titled 

    "ASK UNCLE BITTER"

    It would be run along similar lines of the old Truth Newspaper column 'Heart Balm" Where all your questions regarding love, romance and the ensuing problems can be dealt with by our very own "Specialist"  Uncle Bitter?:rolleyes:

    THOUGHTS??

    I think you've brought this up before picket. Just had deja`vu.

    Fell free to pm BBO if you want to express your B$ love and romance, but leave this discussion here to 'no B$' and bananas. 

     

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    2 hours ago, picket fence said:

    I have an idea :P

    Why not a sub genre of this thread titled 

    "ASK UNCLE BITTER"

    It would be run along similar lines of the old Truth Newspaper column 'Heart Balm" Where all your questions regarding love, romance and the ensuing problems can be dealt with by our very own "Specialist"  Uncle Bitter?:rolleyes:

    THOUGHTS??

    God help me Picket, the man, woman or Intersex already has an ego the size of Eddies. He would become uncontrollable or alternatively take himself so seriously he would become a crashing bore. Given that he already thinks he is a sexologist this could be dangerous!

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    1 hour ago, hemingway said:

    God help me Picket, the man, woman or Intersex already has an ego the size of Eddies. He would become uncontrollable or alternatively take himself so seriously he would become a crashing bore. Given that he already thinks he is a sexologist this could be dangerous!

    but it could have kept him focused !! :unsure:

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    I have just had another thought! Maybe Uncle and I can start up our own psychological, forum

    We could call it "Bitter Fence"?

    Come one come ye alll   ALL YOUR PROBLEMS Profesionally managed and guided!!

    Office open for business!!

    I do ,Like the sound of that !!

    Edited by picket fence

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    On 21 June 2016 at 6:25 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Uncle Bitter is currently enjoying the high life in Batu Feringgi at a 6 star resort. I received an escort to the airport in Shanghai and a strange stamp was smeared over my visa. All a bit odd but it saved a taxi fare.

    Earl your expense advance was inadequate so I had to book up some charges for my "special needs" . The "Triad Corporation" were very helpful and agreed that their Melbourne agents would collect direct from you. 

    I gave them the address of your hipster pad in Fitzroy - hope that works out well for you.

    Had a lovely dinner last night and quaffed plenty of a half decent Chillean red. Mine host was a tough old Sheila of Chinese South African extraction . She spoke English, Bahasa Malaysia and Japanese. Her late husband was Indian and she introduced me to her rather exotic looking daughters. ( No Ernie, I didn't go the grope) 

    Wine is quite expensive here but good old Uncle is splashing the cash and contributing generously to the local economy.

    Toodlepip!!!!

    Just to let DLanders know that I may be off the air for some time. There have been some problems at my Fitzroy Warehouse and I have had to beat a retreat to my Surf Coast enclave. For some reason my Warehouse was invaded by some asian looking types looking for trouble and yelling about some unpaid invoices. I haven't seen Hudson since I sent him to evict them from the premises. I myself being a master of disguise was of course able to slip straight past the thugs and get to the Bentley unscathed. I am not sure what this is all about, they must be Chinese agents seeking the secret essence of Guava formula. I fear Uncle may be involved in this somewhere! 

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    1 hour ago, picket fence said:

    I have just had another thought! Maybe Uncle and I can start up our own psychological, forum

    We could call it "Bitter Fence"?

    Come one come ye alll   ALL YOUR PROBLEMS Proffesionally managed and guided!!

    Office open for business!!

    I do ,Like the sound of that !!

    That thought is even scarier than your spelling, fence.

    Edited by Moonshadow

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    1 hour ago, picket fence said:

    I have just had another thought! Maybe Uncle and I can start up our own psychological, forum

    We could call it "Bitter Fence"?

    Come one come ye alll   ALL YOUR PROBLEMS Proffesionally managed and guided!!

    Office open for business!!

    I do ,Like the sound of that !!

    At least your first thought is no longer lonely....-_-

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    Dear Uncle Bitters ( or anyone else who can)

    What do you know about Singapore ? Can you offer any suggestions for a three night stay. I will be there with the 'cheese and kisses' so bizarre kinky advice involving locals of questionable gender are probably out. It's our first time there. 

    Cheers

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    11 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

    Dear Uncle Bitters ( or anyone else who can)

    What do you know about Singapore ? Can you offer any suggestions for a three night stay. I will be there with the 'cheese and kisses' so bizarre kinky advice involving locals of questionable gender are probably out. It's our first time there. 

    Cheers

    Aww c'mon pineapple. Your bio says you like pleasure seeking... you only live once!

    Let your hair down a little, look what it did for our Bitters....

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    17 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Aww c'mon pineapple. Your bio says you like pleasure seeking... you only live once!

    Let your hair down a little, look what it did for our Bitters....

    This is precisely what frightens me. Still, sound advice moon. Cheers! 

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    15 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

    Dear Uncle Bitters ( or anyone else who can)

    What do you know about Singapore ? Can you offer any suggestions for a three night stay. I will be there with the 'cheese and kisses' so bizarre kinky advice involving locals of questionable gender are probably out. It's our first time there. 

    Cheers

    Unfortunately I believe your qualifications "bizarre" etc may rule out any suggestions on this thread

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    16 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

    Dear Uncle Bitters ( or anyone else who can)

    What do you know about Singapore ? Can you offer any suggestions for a three night stay. I will be there with the 'cheese and kisses' so bizarre kinky advice involving locals of questionable gender are probably out. It's our first time there. 

    Cheers

    <Insert terribly scary ladyboy gif here>

    Wow what do you know, I do posses self control.

    Edited by AzzKikA

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    Lets have a break from Uncle Bitters, he already thinks he owns this thread and only responds occasionally to maintain his brand image. I do have a mild affection for the man but I suggest a week free from UB comments. Redleg can to suggest a new idea. 

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    35 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    Lets have a break from Uncle Bitters, he already thinks he owns this thread and only responds occasionally to maintain his brand image. I do have a mild affection for the man but I suggest a week free from UB comments. Redleg can to suggest a new idea. 

    Ernie I am at your beck and call.

    Mrs. Redleg allowed me to buy a bunch of bananas yesterday and I am just sitting in the kitchen, looking at them and waiting for them to ripen, before devouring.

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    28 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Ernie I am at your beck and call.

    Mrs. Redleg allowed me to buy a bunch of bananas yesterday and I am just sitting in the kitchen, looking at them and waiting for them to ripen, before devouring.

    Welcome back to the honourable and innuendo free banana. I had a lovely sweet organic banana on my muesli this morning. It was delicious. Redleg does Mrs Redleg like a ripe banana herself ? What about any little  Redlegs? Wow this is such a healthy smut free post. No doubt we will be hearing from virtuous cleanskin Old Dee very soon. Wonder if anyone else will bite? No, I am not going to mention the obvious.

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    Ernie, are you hoping someone is going to burst into a verse of "I've got a lover-ly bunch of coconuts" or something?

    This is just getting a bit too Shirly Temple-ish for me. I fear this new turn threatens to sanitise the thread to death.

    Unless the coconut song morphs into a medley of Blueberry Hill - No Particular Place To Go - Paradise By The Dashboard Light and rolls into a rousing performance of The Good Ship Venus. Then we're back on track.

    For true compliance with the theme of the thread, insert your own 'banana song' into the playlist wherever you wish. 

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    I have it on good authority that our Bitters (sounds a bit like "our Kylie", but I digress) is alive and well and enjoying the company of many young, er, shall we just call them attendants, at a luxurious 2 star resort in good old Singers. Apparently the Tiger beers are taking a pounding beside the pool while the missus is off shopping for his new wardrobe. Hope the tailors don't run out of leather!

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    18 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Apparently the Tiger beers are taking a pounding beside the pool while the missus is off shopping for his new wardrobe. Hope the tailors don't run out of leather!

    So you're saying the missus is a 'He'?

    I always wondered.....

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    On 23 June 2016 at 7:57 PM, pineapple dee said:

    Dear Uncle Bitters ( or anyone else who can)

    What do you know about Singapore ? Can you offer any suggestions for a three night stay. I will be there with the 'cheese and kisses' so bizarre kinky advice involving locals of questionable gender are probably out. It's our first time there. 

    Cheers

    Orchard Towers aka the four floors.

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    As there appears to little else of interest happening in the world , I shall give a comprehensive coverage of my Asian adventures shortly.

    Stand by for a moment of rare edification

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