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Seems it’s gone the way of the Joel Smith tests positive thread aka the Demonland Bermuda Triangle. 

DemonFrog
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It was not that long ago people were saying the Dees would fall apart without Hogan. Glad to see they were wrong. I tend not to follow ex players as I lose interest once they leave the club. I mu

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indeed. an off season of disappearing threads

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Have a smoke to celebrate Jizz!

Decided to go with some Barrossa wine uuuuggggghhhhhhhh.

Marg the summer rains are here.

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Just logged on here to look at some some footy & it seems its a private site for a few mates - seriously can't you people maybe just email each other instead of clogging the site up with personal chit chat.

ummmm........that is what this thread is essentially for

you are not forced to read it........hundreds of other threads

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Just logged on here to look at some some footy & it seems its a private site for a few mates - seriously can't you people maybe just email each other instead of clogging the site up with personal chit chat.

Chill out CF

Life cannot be that bad surely.

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This is after all a thread not for barneys

There is however often rubble but its a different slate.

Quite Franky my dear I dont give a ....

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Just logged on here to look at some some footy & it seems its a private site for a few mates - seriously can't you people maybe just email each other instead of clogging the site up with personal chit chat.

This is not just a private chat thread but a social barometer, comedy session and so much more and all cheaper than a psychologist.

And while there may not be much there is the occasional footy reference although these blokes usually have an opinion on most things and contribute throughout the site. They do sometimes stray but mainly keep on topic and unleash their weirdest discussions to this site.

As said if you dont enjoy it dont read it the heading says it all

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Just logged on here to look at some some footy & it seems its a private site for a few mates - seriously can't you people maybe just email each other instead of clogging the site up with personal chit chat.

Not sure if joking, but hey Cranky, good Nic you have there.

Welcome to the thread. Spend a bit of time here and you might find you mellow out a bit. Good for the soul.

Could even turn you into a Rantless Francis.

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Just logged on here to look at some some footy & it seems its a private site for a few mates - seriously can't you people maybe just email each other instead of clogging the site up with personal chit chat.

You will learn more on this thread about life and bananas, than you will anywhere else. Don't be so Cranky, Franky.

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Just logged on here to look at some some footy & it seems its a private site for a few mates - seriously can't you people maybe just email each other instead of clogging the site up with personal chit chat.

Hey Crankster... just where is it you think you've been logging on to over the past few days prior to "just..."?

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Is there also a Dark Day over there Earl?

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White Night was great. Do we have Dark Days? Yes I am predicting that May 16 (round 7) at the G could get very dark!

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Must say I agree with CF ( nice initials).

I visit this site solely for footballing cliches and you guys are always rabbiting on about red wine,prostates, bAnanas , alpacas,cows,smoke,drugs,the art of seduction ,toilets,Wednesday tennis swingers parties and every other bit of useless information.

You should all be banned immediately.

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DF

White Night was great. Do we have Dark Days? Yes I am predicting that May 16 (round 7) at the G could get very dark!

So which was the darkest day last year? Getting flogged by West Coast? Or Geelong? Or GWS? The game against the Hawks last year wasn't our best, but probably wasn't our worst, either ...

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So which was the darkest day last year? Getting flogged by West Coast? Or Geelong? Or GWS? The game against the Hawks last year wasn't our best, but probably wasn't our worst, either ...

You are right R&B it is more about me and my pathological hatred of the Hawks. Every loss to them is a day of total darkness to me. And my God there have been a lot of them in the past 40 years!!!

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You are right R&B it is more about me and my pathological hatred of the Hawks. Every loss to them is a day of total darkness to me. And my God there have been a lot of them in the past 40 years!!!

I know what you mean. My in-laws go for the Hawks, and lets just say that the ledger is very one-sided ... :)

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I know what you mean. My in-laws go for the Hawks, and lets just say that the ledger is very one-sided ... :)

I feel your pain. My wife and family are all Hawks and the hardest part for me is battling to keep my hatred in check. I had to attend last years post GF entertainment with a forced smile on my face to indulge in their celebrations, such are the obligations of a husband and son in law. If I have to endure a threepeat this year it might be all too much for me.

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I feel your pain. My wife and family are all Hawks and the hardest part for me is battling to keep my hatred in check. I had to attend last years post GF entertainment with a forced smile on my face to indulge in their celebrations, such are the obligations of a husband and son in law. If I have to endure a threepeat this year it might be all too much for me.

Ouch! That is pain indeed. The revenge for 1988 will come some day ...

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Decided to go with some Barrossa wine uuuuggggghhhhhhhh.

Marg the summer rains are here.

Sorry Jazza I see NO RAIN!!!!!!

You clearly need to get off the grass

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I quite like the Hawks

They are everything we should be.

Who needs to actually win games when you can just talk about winning, It is the Melbourne way.

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I quite like the Hawks

They are everything we should be.

OD this thread is not the place for rational thoughts like yours!

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... red wine,prostates, bAnanas , alpacas,cows,smoke,drugs,the art of seduction ,toilets,Wednesday tennis swingers parties...

Red wine, smokes, drugs, seduction and swingers parties all sound like a good night out to me Biff. What's the problem?

I'll leave the other items for the old fellas here such as Jazzy O, BBO, od and dc.

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I quite like the Hawks

They are everything we should be.

Ok, but I make an exception for their colours and some of their 'head case' supporters ... :lol:

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