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Green - unfortunately an embarrassment

Jones - regular brain fades

Bartram - game from hell

Watts - 15 minute game

Gysberts - no repeat performance

Bennell - was rarely noticed

Frawley - had no support

Trengove - was surprisingly wayward

Morton - composed and effective

Sylvia - our only winner

McKenzie - had no influence

Moloney - prolific but ineffective

Jurrah - tentative and lethargic

Rivers - just too little

McDonald - poor decision making

Scully - prolific but wasteful

Martin - couldn't get going

Gawn - 2 years away

Howe - never stopped trying

Jetta - poor until injured

Strauss - deserves more games

Evans - had little opportunity

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Green - unfortunately an embarrassment

Jones - regular brain fades

Bartram - game from hell

Watts - 15 minute game

Gysberts - no repeat performance

Bennell - was rarely noticed

Frawley - had no support

Trengove - was surprisingly wayward

Morton - composed and effective

Sylvia - our only winner

McKenzie - had no influence

Moloney - prolific but ineffective

Jurrah - tentative and lethargic

Rivers - just too little

McDonald - poor decision making

Scully - prolific but wasteful

Martin - couldn't get going

Gawn - 2 years away

Howe - never stopped trying

Jetta - poor until injured

Strauss - deserves more games

Evans - had little opportunity

Harsh on McKenzie, thought he did as good as job as any on Pendles(apart from the last half of the last quarter)

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Did he? Krakour had 15 disposals and kicked two goals v Bennell's 6 disposals. Bennell did not hurt Collingwood going the other way.

I agree He had one passage of play.

Whatever his postion is it is not in the backline.

I will get jumped on however I have been saying it all year.

He is not good enough.

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Sorry guys just to comment quickly I was lucky (or unlucky) enough to go into the rooms after the game and Rivers was genuinely devestated. He was sitting by himself just in a state of disbelief. He didn't play great but it's not all his fault 1 on 1 on Cloke ain't easy. Midfield didn't work hard enough

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Not a bad summmary Joeboy.

Did he? Krakour had 15 disposals and kicked two goals v Bennell's 6 disposals. Bennell did not hurt Collingwood going the other way.

I thought Bennell was put to the sword by Krakoeur. Mind you with 74 inside 50s it was not a good place for defenders.

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Green - towled by tarrant

Jones - too much twitter

Bartram - shold have shirt-fronted dawes

Watts - best on ground

Gysberts - well beaten

Bennell - he beat krakouer

Frawley - ok

Trengove - worst game of season

Morton - getting better

Sylvia - big strong marking

McKenzie - he looked slow

Moloney - not too bad

Jurrah - he looks lost

Rivers - work cut out

McDonald - work cut out

Scully - staying or going

Martin - not too bad

Gawn - not ready yet

Howe - never stopped trying

Jetta - poor until injured

Strauss - deserves more games

Evans - had little opportunity

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Jones: The weakest link

Couldnt believe how often he sold team mates into trouble today, and how he would seem to hold the ball just 2 steps too long. Critical errors directly cost goals.

He does it every week! Been saying this for a long long time yet get howled down. This guys is the complete hack!

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Jones: The weakest link

Couldnt believe how often he sold team mates into trouble today, and how he would seem to hold the ball just 2 steps too long. Critical errors directly cost goals.

As for the rest - too many mistakes. We are 3 years behind the maggies, and it was clear today.

I find it very funny the things people say about Jones. He is the new Cam Bruce for exactly the opposite reason. While Bruce would dish off to a bad option to avoid being hit, Jones will occasionally hold the ball too long because he refuses to dish off to a bad option. I'll take Jones any day.

Also, let me say that the rot began when someone (can't remember who) chose to handpass to Jones in the midst of three Pies rather than go the other way to three unmarked teammates. Even then Jones very nearly got the ball out again.

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Green - [censored] poor form

Jones - not to him!

Bartram - week too early?

Watts - ok in glimpses

Gysberts - nothing overly special

Bennell - shut out Krakouer

Frawley - some awful disposal

Trengove - oddly off today

Morton - kept pushing hard

Sylvia - A game today

McKenzie - did he play?

Moloney - poor disposal really

Jurrah - lazy or carrying

Rivers - outmuscled, wrong opponent

McDonald - played fairly well

Scully - lots of nothing

Martin - anonymous mostly today

Gawn - raw but potential

Howe - will be fantastic

Jetta - average, average day

Strauss - AFL suits him

Evans - tried his best

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Did he? Krakour had 15 disposals and kicked two goals v Bennell's 6 disposals. Bennell did not hurt Collingwood going the other way.

you wanna back it up using stats? i didnt even know krakour was playing until the second half.... i'm very surprised he got 15 disposals. Bennel saved us from defence 2 or 3 times and effectively. Krakours goals were cheap [censored].....

How was that 5 bounce run through the centre? any other game that woulda burnt off the opposition

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Bennell did some good things but I think Krak won that contest - but he wasnt the only Pie to win their one on one.

On the Jones debate - his disposal was terrible (as it is often) but he puts his head over the ball and gets it. I would love someone with the disposal skills of Trennes (the usual Trennes not the one today) having the ball the entire time but until the kids start getting under the packs Jones is always going to end up with the ball.

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